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Linzi Oliver

movin to newquay for the summer!!! woooop!!! xxx

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alcoholism-a habit that helps you to see the iguanas in your eyeballs....
Me, Myself, and I
<---- Paddys an twister... AMAZIN!!!!

HIGHLIGHTS OF A GREAT SUMMER--->1)Friendship hats,2) Tequila Walk,3) PTC... al ingredients involved ina recipe of disaster...

....KPK....PTC....


In the famous words of the legendary James Kerr concerning substance abuse;
"Fundamentaly reality is Flawed.Need I say MOre?"

"you'll simply nevr understand the true nature of sacrifice"
Christopher Lee-The Wicker Man (1973)

"Observe how all things are continually being born of change;teach urself to c that Natures highest happiness lies in changing things that are,&formin new things after their kind.Whatever is, is in some sense the seed of what is to emerge from it."
Marcus Aurelius

MSN ADDRESS ---> lindsayoliver34@hotmail.com
The Other Half Of Me
Nichola Mc Donald

Nichola Mc Donald

shes ma crazy lil alcohol&drug hoover&i love her!!

Music
um, i like; the doors, the rolling stones, led zepplin, frank zappa, the beatles, the clash, jimi hendrix, janis joplin, b52's, pink floyd, fischerspooner, anythin off the party monster sountrack the datsuns, the rapture, hawkwind, stiff little fingers, fu manchu, chemical bros, the prodigy, QOTSA, felix da housecat, orbital, the cure silverchair, the pogues, the dubliners, jonny cash, queen etc, crystal castles, infected mushroom, alabama 3, alec empire, basement jaxx, black sun empire, boyz noize, justice, daft punk, dub pistols, fantomas, hadouken mars volta, melt banana, modest mouse, MSTRKRFT, the paper chase.....etc etc....
Films
ooohhh touchy one!! top of my list is definately anything tim burton, i couldnt reali rate one over the other, like, edward scissorhands, beetlejuice, nightmare before christmas etc... u get the story! one of my al time favourites.... ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW! 12 monkeys, trainspotting, vanilla sky, fear an loathing in las vegas, butterfly effect, snatch, goodfellas, casino (anything to do wiv the mafia realli!!) and one of my fav movies of all time...... PARTY MONSTER!! (wen did u ever think it could b possible to like a movie starring macauley culkin....??? well i spose seth green makes up for it)
Sports
hmmmm is cartwheels an handstands a sport?? or runnin an faln on ur face blocked?? seems like thats the only sports i do!
buckfast
Choose Buckfast.Choose abar.Choose abottle.Choose apint.Choose pisn ina shop doorway.Choose disgusting food.Choose a spinnin bedroom.Choose lying in the gutters.Choose a police escort.Choose being sick in th back of a taxi.Choose2miss your keyhole10times before getn it in.Choose sleepn with ugly people.Choose drinking competitions.Choose dancing like an idiot.Choose phoning friends at2in the morning to sing2them.Choose talking to tramps.Choose bad karaoke.Choose disappointing sex.Choose beer breath. Choose empty pockets.Choose pissing every5minutes.Choose arguing with inanimate objects.Choose2laugh at unfunny jokes.Choose falling asleep in a club.Choose2argue with barmen.Choose losing ur fone.Choose2pick a fight with the biggest person around.Choose talking bullshit.Choose walking home@the end of it all thinkn what a fucking embarasment uv been but planning nxt weekend....Choose your future, Choose buckfast!
Happiest When
umm...wen im wiv my mates.....wen im wiv my mates drinkin....wen im wiv my mates in the pub.... k well generally wen im wiv my mates! OH! an i like sleepin too!
fav drinks...
chavvy old buckfast is my fav (bad i no, but true), but love jaggermeister, soouthern comfort an lime, cointreau an tonic or bacardi an tonic.... strongbow is a nice wee washer!!
obsession of the month...
movin to glasgow!!! wel... thats my obsession for the next 5months!! lol!!

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  • copying munki!!!

    So, here's how it works:
    1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
    2. Put it on shuffle
    3. Press play
    4. For every question, type the song that's playing
    5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
    6. Don't lie and try to be cool, just type it in.

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    Opening Credits:
    dont look back in anger - oasis

    Waking Up:
    my lovely man - RHCP

    First Day At School:
    make my mind - screaming trees

    Falling In Love:
    together- the raconteurs

    loosing virginity:
    walnut house - xiu xiu

    Fight Song:
    a little word in your ear - tom vek

    Breaking Up:
    The toys go winding down - primus

    Prom:
    red a5 - aphex twin

    Life:
    pleasure is all mine - bjork

    Mental Breakdown:
    vertigo - the libertines

    Flashback:
    inertiatic esp - mars volta

    Getting Back Together:
    how could i be such a fool - frank zappa

    Wedding:
    i just dont no wat to do wiv myself - white stripes

    Birth of Child:
    hollow - a perfect circle

    Final Battle:
    kraftwerk - computer world

    Death Scene:
    hothead - captain beefheart

    Funeral Song:
    rushing - moby

    End Credits:
    shaft - incubus

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  • Ma star sign - - - AQUARIUS

    The symbol for Aquarius is the Water-Bearer, a universal man who is pouring forth water from a jug. This universal man represents the community of mankind. The waters of life flow, like ideas coming from the unrestrained mind. Many people mistakenly think that Aquarius is a water sign, but it is an intellectual air sign. As such, Aquarius can be interested in concepts and ideas. Because of its universality, Aquarius can seem somewhat detached from personal emotions. It's not that you Aquarius don't have feelings; it's just that yours are different from most others. You dance to the beat of a different drummer.

    Aquarius can be good communicators as long as you stay in the mental realms. Aquarius are friendly, but can become uncomfortable as you discuss your feelings. In fact, your friends are very important to you and Aquarius might be involved with groups of like-minded people in a social club, a political action group or a public service group.

    The Aquarius motto could be Einstein's "Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." And yours is a great spirit, sometimes erratic and sometimes brilliant. You know much about yourself and the world, but knowing everything can be an obstacle to your own happiness. Your practice is twofold. First, you must learn how to separate your crazy notions from what is important. And second, you need to learn how to respond to the opposition you encounter without making it difficult for yourself.

    Element: Air
    The astrological element of air represents movement. And the most efficient movement between two points is often a thought. Air signs are thinkers. They emphasize the intellect over other functions. With active minds and a good command of language, the air signs are the natural born communicators. They can be light and breezy as the breath of spring, but their words can also carry the power of a gale force wind.

    The air of Aquarius can be like the winds after a lightning strike. Large amounts of air are moved around suddenly in such a storm, and that which survives this intensity gets to enjoy the calm after the storm.

    Eleventh House: Future
    The Eleventh House is sometimes called the House of Friends, Hopes and Dreams. Friends will support our dreams of the future. Here, in the Eleventh House, we're not concerned with our day-to-day responsibilities. Instead, we are thinking about our ideal situation and dreaming of ways to get there. Whether we do or not is less important than keeping the dreams alive.

    Key Planet: Uranus
    Uranus is the weirdest planet in the solar system. Its north pole faces the Sun and its Moons spin around it backwards. As such, Uranus symbolizes the eccentric and unique things in our lives. It is associated with brilliance -- even if short-lived. And, like lightning, Uranus can release the hidden tensions suddenly and with great immediacy. In fact, Uranus is often the astrological culprit when our lives are turned upside-down. As the key planet of Aquarius, it encourages us to rebel against social injustices and to seek freedom of expression in our lives.

    Aquarius Greatest Strength: Your eclectic way of seeing things

    Aquarius Possible Weakness: Know-it-all attitude puts others off

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  • tom waits - pasties and a g-string

    Smelling like a brewery,
    looking like a tramp
    I ain't got a quarter
    got a postage stamp
    Been five o'clock shadow boxing
    all around the town
    Talking with the old men
    sleeping on the ground
    Bazanti bootin
    al zootin al hoot
    and Al Cohn
    sharin this apartment
    with a telephone pole
    and it's a fish-net stockings
    spike-heel shoes
    Strip tease, prick tease
    car kease blues
    and the porno floor show
    live nude girls
    dreamy and creamy
    and the brunette curls
    Chesty Morgan and a
    Watermelon Rose
    raise my rent and take off
    all your clothes
    with the trench coats
    magazines bottle full of rum
    she's so good, it make
    a dead man cum, with
    pasties and a g-string
    beer and a shot
    Portland through a shot glass
    and a Buffalo squeeze
    wrinkles and cherry
    and twinky and pinky
    and FeFe live from Gay Paree
    fanfares rim shots
    back stage who cares
    all this hot burlesque for me

    cleavage, cleavage thighs and hips
    from the nape of her neck
    to the lip stick lips
    chopped and channeled
    and lowered and louvered
    and a cheater slicks
    and baby moons
    she's hot and ready
    and creamy and sugared
    and the band is awful
    and so are the tunes

    crawlin on her belly shakin like jelly
    and I'm getting harder than
    Chinese algebraziers and cheers
    from the compendium here
    hey sweet heart they're yellin for more
    squashing out your cigarette butts
    on the floor
    and I like Shelly
    you like Jane
    what was the girl with the snake skins name
    it's an early bird matinee
    come back any day
    getcha little sompin
    that cha can't get at home
    getcha little sompin
    that cha can't get at home
    pasties and a g-string
    beer and a shot
    Portland through a shot glass
    and a Buffalo squeeze
    popcorn, front row
    higher than a kite
    and I'll be back tomorrow night
    and I'll be back tomorrow night

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    hows you ? have a good one ?stiil recovering from psychadelic sunday!!!! hard core! say hi to kris
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