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The Retards

The Retards
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  • Profile created: August 2006
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Me, Myself, and I
hey, our site was a lil borin so im gunna spice it up a lil. we r the retards and we certainly r not one of these bands who claim to be bands and never practice no sir! we practice (just not alot) soon we will have sum songs here so evry1 can listen to our great music. At our last band practice (several months ago) hazel was missing so she will have to catch up on the songs missed such as "colours-the sky is blue" and "george-we love him so". if any1 wanted to know george is our band manager but being a dog and all, not many people take him seriously so we havent played a gig yet and our next one is likely to be played at the canine club in salisbury. hopefully we'll get a good reception there, do dogs like experimental and comedy? i once met a dog who used to dance when he heard certain songs and it was very funny anywho its a gr8 band and we play a wide variation of instruments from out of tune guitars to an upside down violin! and also our greatest fan eva is lottie we lov u lottie

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  • new member needed

    following the quitting of hazel we r currently searching for a new xylphone player.

    male or female.

    interesting personality.

    available for our numerous rehearsals (like almost every day!).

    preferably with experience and really sexy.

    please leave a comment if ur interested.

    The Retards xx

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  • Hats.
    Hats.

    this band sucks! i've never even been to a rehearsal! my woodblock talent is wasted!! goodbye and goooooooood luck! hehe xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    2/26/07
  • Alena
    Alena

    heyloo jus wna say i support ur retarrd ways =) __________x

    2/16/07
  • Hats.
    Hats.

    btw matt cant be the new member. xxxxx

    11/3/06
  • Hats.
    Hats.

    WHAT? with hazy gone how can the retards be?? maybe i should quit too. my and my woodblock going solo...interesting...

    10/14/06
  • Hazy Bean.
    Hazy Bean.

    im leaving the band! i've had enough of all u amateurs!! im going solo and taking my darn xylophone with me. wish me luck. xxxxx

    10/14/06
  • Kerri
    Kerri

    awww poor matt!

    10/5/06
  • Rif
    Rif

    matt no!

    10/2/06
  • Hats.
    Hats.

    matt ur not in the band! xx

    10/1/06
  • Gary J

    i shud b singer.

    10/1/06
  • Hats.
    Hats.

    oh yeah i'm the drummer! but i'm not a conventional drummer i play the woodblock! also the saucepans when i want to be loud or we need a heavy base! its immense! we haven't actually practised since i joined...

    9/12/06
  • Freyaa
    Freyaa

    Yay, Si's band! xD

    9/5/06
  • Rif
    Rif

    shes our new drummer....

    9/3/06
  • Stang
    Stang

    wooh the retards! u guys suck!!! but go you anyway! hehehexxx

    9/1/06
  • Rif
    Rif

    we really should have matt as our singer...

    8/31/06
  • Rif
    Rif

    our new pic is of the girls in the band!

    8/26/06
  • Rif
    Rif

    im on the triangle!!

    8/25/06
  • Hazy Bean.
    Hazy Bean.

    saucepans all the way

    8/25/06
  • Hats.
    Hats.

    and now i'm in it! playing the saucepans and?or the wood block! WOOT!!

    8/22/06