1.thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait THAT LONG?)

2)thou shall not do drugs (alcohol lasts longer)


3)thou shall not steal from Tesco.(Dunnes has a bigger selection)


4)thou shall not get arrested for vandalism. (destruction has
a bigger effect)

5)thou shall not steal from thy parents. (every-1 knows grandma has more money)

6)thou shall not get in fights.(just start them)


7)thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off)


thou shall not strip in class. (hooters pays more)

9)thou shall not think about having sex.(as nike sayz-- just do it)

10)thou shall not help old ladies cross the street.(just leave them in the middle)

0 Comments 4 days ago

Limerick Slang

> Please come here, - C'mere I want ya.

> My runners smell, - Naful smill auf me tackies,

> Sorry I didn't quite catch that, - Oi wat ar u sayin.

> I was slightly drunk, - I was langers last nite.

> How are you ! - How's it goin sham !

> You silly person - Ya goul ya

> You really are a silly person - Ya goul bag.

> I'm afraid that I can't go for that, - I will en me ring

> Let's go out and get drunk - will we go on the batter?

> May I have a bag of chips with garlic dressing - givus a garlic
chipancheese

> You unlawful person - f*ckin' scobe

> There was quite a lot of people - there was a rake of people

> Running up the street - burnin' up the road

> Will you make love to me - gifs the ride

> Do you understand me - nowah mean man

> I will fight you - i'll claim ya

> Theres a swimming pool in the house - poolnalnit

> Please leave now - goway ou avit

> Run away now - do a legger man

> Have you got a cigarette - giz a fag boss

> Be quiet - whishtt

> Can you ride a horse - canya jock a horse

> Hello, I met you before in a pub but I can't remember your name -
How we doin Bud.....

> Sorry, I didn't quite catch that - whatru sayin.....

> How are you doing - Well, ow we gettin on

> You are a silly person - u lala

> You really are a silly person - your some lala

> Jennifer, would you come here please - Jen-Fer cmere i wan cha

> Lets drive up and down O'Connell Street in our Johnny Go Fast cars at
3.30am with the 1 petrol we have in the car - mon, we go cruisin'.

> If you continue to talk to me in that tone of voice I will hit you
-cape it up now and I'll bust you.

> I can't think of anything to slag you about, but your last comment
was very funny and everyone is now laughing at me - yah, like UR MOTHER!!!!! ha ha ha ha ha