You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air".

*You've worn leggings and felt stylish.

*You yearned to be part of the Baby-Sitters club.

*You use to love playing with your MY Little Pet Shop.

*You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

*You wore a ponytail on the side of your head and had scrunchies.

*You remember reading "Goosebumps".

*You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off".

*You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.

*You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

*You remember the craze then the banning of yo-yo's.

*You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not...

*You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green Ranger were meant to be together.

*You collected pokemon cards.

*You wore socks over leggings scrunched down.

*You knew what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare"

*You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell".

*You played and or collected "Pogs".

*You used to pretend to be a MIGHTY MORPHIN Power Ranger.

*You had at least one GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere.

*You watched the ORIGINAL Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles

*Yikes pencils and rubbers were the shit.

*You remember when the new Beanie Babies were always sold out.

*You used to wear those stick on earings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes.

*You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

*You thought it would be so cool to be Alex Mack.

*You know the Macarena by heart.

*Talk to the hand" ... enough said.

* You thought Brain from 'Pinkey and the Brain' would finally take over the world.

*You were made to wear a pair of leggings with the straps on the bottom. ie: stir-ups

*Bum Bags, or Fanny Pax whatever you called them.

*You collected tazos.

*I'LL BE BACK!

*2 words ... SPICE GIRLS...

*Spot the dog

*Sabrina the teenage witch!

*Post man pat and his black and white cat... lol

*Biff, Chip & Kipper Books

*The herbs

*the skater kids

*wheres wally????

*the wisper bar!

*rugrats!

*keinan and kel

*recess

*stuck in the mud

*playing tag

*micro-scooters that used to be £120 but now are a fiver

*tots tv

*seasame street

*mr men & little miss

*sharky and george

*biker grove

*grange hill

*your free tatoos with hubba bubba!

The more [x]'s the dumber you are.
Be completely honest!

18 or lower means you're not stupid.

[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

[x] You have run into a glass/screen door.

[x] You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle.

[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed out loud, then people gave you weird looks.

[] You have ran into a tree.

[x] It Is possible to lick your elbow

[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.

[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.

[] You just tried to sing them.

[] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen

[] You have choked on your own spit.

[] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.

[x] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice

[x] You just looked at it

[] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.

[] People have called you slow.

[] You have accidentally caught something on fire.

[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.

[] You have caught yourself drooling.

[x] You've fallen asleep in class.

[] If someone says "fart" you laugh.

[] sometimes you just stop thinking.

[] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about

[] People shake their heads and walk away from you (because they don't understand proper English)

[] You are often told to use your "inside voice"

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.

[] You have eaten a bug.

[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it

[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, hair or pocket.

[] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.

[x] You break a lot of things.

[] Your friends know not to use big words around you

[] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused

[x] You have fallen out of your chair before

[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

[] The word "umm" is used many times a day.

14/30 not bad

1
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.


2
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


3
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.

4
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


5
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.

6
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.


7
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


8
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


9
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).


10
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!