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- tHe PrOdIcAl SoN
- Me, Myself, and I
- Yo im Ritchie! sorry girls but im gay as fuk & im proud of it! i like chillin wiv my m8s & gettin p****d i can b a bit ov a tart lol (anything wiv tits & a pulse & im there lol) fav footie team gotta b Man Utd sadly chocolate iz my 1 weakness!!!!
i luv party's but i spend most of the tyme flirting, i enjoy singing & im alwayz up 4 a gd larf & havin a gd tyme
I play bass guitar n i like 2 think im pretty gd @ it lol
gimmie a call any time its 07949 QWERTY th@s 07949 QWERTY!!
I spend most ov my free time playin pool or snooker up spot on & spending lots ov cash lol
I iz a bit ov a mod n luv goin out on me vespa (scooter)
2 find out more go on www.RLH.fitlads.net if ya lyke
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dun th@ many times lol
- anything from the THE JAM KAISER CHEIFS THE FRATELLIS i dont feel like dancin'(scissor sisters) LUV THE KILLERS!!!!
- The shawshank redemption, fun with dick & jane, shaun of the dead (very funny, ) family guy, american dad, the office, severance, jumper, storm warning, accidental husband
- football fav team Man Utd i enjoy bowling & chillin on computer or ps2
- Scared Of
- im scared ov angie & being out in a storm (y wud i b out in a storm anyway?!)
- Happiest When
- im happiest wen im out wiv the lads drinking, partying, flirting (im gd @ th@) playin bass guitar
cruisin on me vespa 125 & the occasional cigarette (or 6 lol)
- My favourite sayings
- Th@s funkadelic baby!, fuk it, dude, HEY! (first used by the fonz) cushty (del-boy) WaNkErS!!
- What I hate most
- not havin a boyfreind (id luv 1 rite now) th@s about it
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What P.M.S. stands for
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psycotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10.Pissy Mood Syndrome
11.Plainly, Men Suck
12.Pack My Stuff
There r dudes th@ look like chicks
And there r chicks th@ look like dykes
Cuz an emo is one step below a transvestyte
Bad cheap imitation ov god
I'M ON THE BOMB SQUAD!!
SO IF U CAN C ME RUNNING,
TRY & KEEP UP!!
free your mind and your ass will follow
Choose a life, Choose a jobe, Choose a career, Choose a family, Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers, Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance, Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments, Choose a starter home, Choose your freinds, Choose leisurewear and matching luggage, Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics, Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning, Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, Stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth, Choose rotting away at the end of it all, Pishing your last in a miserable home, Nothing more than an embarressment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself.
Choose your future,
Relinquishing junk stage 1, Preperation.
For this you will need one room which you must not leave,
Soothing music, tomato soup, 10 tins of, mushroom soup, 8 tins of for consumption cold, ice cream, vanilla, 1 large tub of, magnesia, milk of, one bottle, paracetamol, mouth wash, vitamins, mineral water, lucoszade, pornography, one mattress. 1 bucket for urine, 1 for feaces, 1 for vomitus, 1 television, 1 bottle of valium, which ive already procured from my mother who is, in her own domestic and socially acceptable way, also a drug addict
KANT W8 4 THE WKEND!!!!
MONDAY - mondays suk
TUESDAY - start each day wiv a smile (& get it over with)
WEDNESDAY - SHOW ME THE COFFEE!!!!
THURSDAY - is it FRIDAY yet????
FRIDAY - dont know, dont care!!
SATURDAY - lifes a beach!!
SUNDAY - i can...but i wont!
This year for christmas
Theres sumthin I'd rly like
So if ur up there sumwhere santa
Plz dnt bring me another bike
I dnt need any ugly sweaters
& I dnt play much basketball
But there sumthing kinda special
Th@ I want most ov all...............................
I want an alien 4 christmas bring me an alien this year
i wanna little green guy bout 3 feet hi
With 17 eyes hu knows how 2 fly
I want an alien 4 christmas this year!
ABC,123 baby u n me
walking bakwards thru the rain
til the sun cums out again
ooo funky moped
ooo funky moped
ooo funky moped
ooo funky moped
wen im on me moped everywhere i go the chick r
movin & a groovin
wigglin & a gigglin
dancin & a prancin
bibbin & a screamin
wen they c me moped steamin with funk im gunna
ride ride ride ride ride
y du sum ppl say being fat is sumthin 2 du wiv glanjila
its not glanjila is it its greed
"Im not fat its just big bones!"
ye big bones covered in meat n gravey,
"I eat the occasional sweet!"
FUKIN 3 PIECE SWEET BY THE LOOK OV YA!
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