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Eva Rose is such a beaut... like her auntie!
♀ + ♂ = ♥
♪♪ MuSiC iS mY FaVoUriTe DRuG.♪♪
Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
...LiviN 4 ThE NiGhTs i CaNt ReMeMbEr
WiTh ThE FRiEnDs iL NeVeR 4GeT...
She keeps walkin in2 da middle of da road! She must b a lesbian!
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The ▄█▀ █▬█ █ ▀█▀... i shit u not!
- ♀ + ♂ = ♥
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Leaky Anus, Rabbit, DD, Dr Dump/Bad Pitt, Polly, JuneBean... Havin da time of ma life wi uz girls...
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us girly's wen wer drunk..yep, sounds alot lik last sat nite!!lol.
1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is
2. (chaz) We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our
bum while yelling "Woo-Hoo " is truly the sexiest dance move
3. (all of us)We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's bum and
honestly believe we could do it too.
4. In our last trip to the loo, we realise that we now look more
like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just 4 hours ago.
5.(NATZ) We drop our take away pizza/kebab on the floor (which we're
eating even though we are not the least bit hungry), pick it up
and carry on eating it.
6. (all of us) We start yelling and telling everyone we see that we love them
7. (me nd pedigree)We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new
song plays because "Oh my God I love this song"
8. (me)We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to
9.(ciara) The man we're flirting with used to be our year 5 teacher.
10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table
and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming to us.
11.(natz) Our eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so
we keep them half closed and think it s exotically sexy.
12.(kitty) We've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.
13. (claire austin)We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving
us just coke, but that's just because we can't taste the Bacardi.
14. (all of us at 1point)We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like
the kitchen floor err, or, the mop)
15. (grace)We start every conversation with a booming, "Don't take this
the wrong way but..."
16.(natz) We fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when we sit on
17. (all of us)Our hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
18. (all of us)We are tired so we just sit on the floor (wherever we happen
to be standing) and take a quick nap.
19.(all of us) We begin leaving the buttons open on our button fly trousers
to cut down on the time we're in the bathroom, away from our
and last bt nt least....
20. (again... all of us)We take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault that
we're having problems walking straight
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♥:: We Were Given Two Hands To Hold ::♥
♥:: Two Legs To Walk ::♥
♥:: Two Eyes To See ::♥
♥:: Two Ears To Hear ::♥
♥:: But Why Only One Heart? ::♥
♥: ecause The Other One ::♥
♥:: Was Given To Someone Else For Us ::♥
♥:: To Find ::♥
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These are from a book called "Disorder in the American Courts." They are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who endured the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
Q: Are you sexually active? A: No, I just lie there.
Q: What is your date of birth? A: July 15th. Q: What year? A: Every year.
Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? A: I forget. Q: You forget? Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you? A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you? A: Forty-five years.
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning? A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" Q: And why did that upset you? A: My name is Susan.
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult? A: We both do. Q: Voodoo? A: We do. Q: You do? A: Yes, voodoo.
Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? A: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? A: Yes. Q: And what were you doing at that time?
Q: She had three children, right? A: Yes. Q: How many were boys? A: None. Q: Were there any girls?
Q: How was your first marriage terminated? A: By death. Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
Q: Can you describe the individual? A: He was about medium height and had a beard. Q: Was this a male, or a female?
Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? A: Oral.
Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time? A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? A: No. Q: Did you check for blood pressure? A: No. Q: Did you check for breathing? A: No. Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? A: No. Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor? A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
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