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Lauren Ceh
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Female, 26,
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- from Campbelltown
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- Last active: 9/4/09
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- im a proud aussie, a typical aussie, only i hate tomato sauce on my meat pies i prefer bbq sauce I LOVE TO MAKE UP STORIES and see what people would do in that situation, I'M A FOLDER i yell out car windows, I LOVE RANDOM COMMENTS, SAFE SEX NO REGRETS i like to pretend im superman, but doesnt everyone. im scared of SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION i can be so dumb at times but its all cool. i think romance is corny and over rated, i love brendan. HANGING OUT WITH PEOPLE THAT HATE ME IS COOL cause its fun seeing them get frustrated at me, and i love picking fights with them. PLAYSTATIONS ROCK. i believe that if you dont think too much about what your doing you will live longer and die happy. I LOVE THE SIMPSONS and quoting them which can get annoying but hey thats me. LITTLE KIDS FALLING OVER IS FUNNY The following words make me happy and smile... FORNICATING, FANNY, PUNJABI, MOIST, BUBBLE, CUNT, FART, AND SNIFF MY STINK. i have just graduated my course and im now a youth worker.
- Music
- +44, 30 seconds to mars, counting crows, fiona apple, marylin manson, the proclaimers, start trouble, weezer, u2, Goo Goo Dolls, Body Rockers, Powderfinger, Disturbed, Blur, Greenday, kisschasy, Foo Fighters, Smashing Pumkins, The Darkness, Morningwood, The Donners, Little Birdy, Magic Dirt, Wolfmother, Thirsty Merc, Maroon 5, Eskimo Joe, Living End, Hoobastank, Silverchair, Sissor Sister, Something For Kate, Black Sabbath, Nirvana, Train, Coldplay, Metallica, Placebo, We Are Scientists, Blink 182, The Doors, Offspring, Bon Jovi, Linkin Park, Grinspoon, Nickleback, System Of A Down, The Vines, Hole, The White Stipes, INXS, Box Car Racer, Garbage, The Rasmus, TV rock, Three days grace, the all american rejects, Angles and Airwaves
- Films
- Napoleon Dynamite best movie ever!!, spun, white chicks, house on haunted hill, gone with the wind, wrong turn, lost in translation, monster, envy, jackass, all the rocky movies esp the one with Mr T, rocky horror picture show, edward scissorhands, elf, reality bites, the virgins suicide, carl barron oh he is so funny, kill bill volume 1 and 2, pray for rock and roll, kicking and screaming
- Sports
- swimming, golf, lawn bowls
- Scared Of
- spontanious combustion and cockroaches
- Happiest When
- with brendan, and all my mates
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what sounds better, to have written under my southern cross?
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where should i get my next tattoo, im really mixed up about the whole ordeal.
- wrist
- behind my ear
- lower back
- back of my neck
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Aboriginal style
An Australian Aboriginal goes into a brothel in Amsterdam one night and finds himself a prostitute.
He asks , "How much do you charge for da hour, sister?"
"$100," she replies.
He says "Okay, do you do Aboriginal style?"
She says "No!"
"I'll pay you $200 to do it Aboriginal style?" he said
She again says "No" since she doesn't know what Aboriginal style is.
So he then offers her $300. Again she declines his offer.
So finally he says, "I'll give you $500 to go Aboriginal style with me!"
Finally, she agrees , thinking, "Well I've been in the game for over
10 years now, I've been there and I've done that: had every kind of
request from weirdos from every corner of the world, How bad could Aboriginal Style be?''
So she goes ahead and has sex with him - doing it in every kind of way and in every possible position. Finally, after several intense hours, they finish.
Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "That was fantastic. I've never enjoyed it so much, but I was expecting something perverted and disgusting.
Where does the 'Aboriginal style' come in?"
The Aboriginal replies"Send da bill to da Gub'ment"0 Comments 331 weeks
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Dreamonic11/20/10I just racked $946 in a weekend in my free time! I love this site - http://goo.gl/ewHrh Remember who hooked you up!
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Vampiress10/24/09Yea my step dad mark and norm were good friends.. norm and travis used to come over heaps we have pics here of them and travis and my dad lol.. i'm natalie but you prob already worked that out lol.. just wondering how did you see my post lol
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Susan Baeger11/4/08so hows it goin ? its norman . looks like ur havin a awesome life . drop us a line if u want bonelazy1@hotmail.com . say hi 2 travis 4 me and i miss him .. and u 2
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8/4/08 via Mobile
Emma Ute
i know you Walter This hot chick with huge tits is showing on cam! Hit up jane83red@live.com on msn messenger before she gets off. Shes crazy!
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6/25/08
Tayla-Renèe.
hey loz its ur lil coz tayla what u doin miss u lots n lots xxxxxxxxxxooooooooooxxxxxxxooooooo oo love lots tayla
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Remember-This-Face4/21/08hey lauren.. how r u?? hows things??
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12/16/07
Shae
Heyyyy Lozza Rooo I haven't spoken to you in ages. How have you been i miss you heapsss.. What have you been upto anything intersetin lol well i just thought i would say hey Christamas soon Well i will talk to you later Love you xoxx
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Matt Halliday10/12/07thats really good to hear. im bout half way through my apprenticeship as a wood machinist/ shop fitter.
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Matt Halliday10/5/07
hey yeah its been a while lol. hows things?
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You Cant Fix Stupid7/15/07
yeah mums ok she cant do much though. we were really surprised when dan told us about the baby because of all the trouble lexi has but i can't wait. yeah i remember the spice girls movie good old times lol
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You Cant Fix Stupid7/15/07
my dad is the same nothing has changed, mum had an operation on her shoulder at the end of last year so i stay home and help her.dan is engaged and is going to be a father in november,we are all really excited about that.i don't have the rats anymore only a dog and cat.do you remeber benjie?we had to put him down a couple of years ago.it would be great to catch up one day when ever your not busy just let me know.
lmao at the white board drawing u did. that abbo blog looks like the email i sent u
Philip Evans 2 Repliesget it? leave me drawings my little shitheads!
Lauren Ceh 0 Replies