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Ines O'Sullivan
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keep you sane!
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a
hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries
with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten
over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds
all day at work.
14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party
because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock
Bottom.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won! Its the
third time this week!!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,
"run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to
have to let one of you go."
20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity........
E-mail this to someone to make them smile. It's called therapy0 Comments 352 weeks
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14 things to do in tesco whilst your other half is shopping
>01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys
> when they aren't looking.
>
>02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute
> intervals
>
>03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies
> toilet.
>
>04. Walk up to an employee and tell him?her in an official tone:
> Code 3 in Housewares... and see what happens.
>
>05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.
>
>06. Move a 'CAUTION -WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
>
>07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you
> are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the
> bedding Department.
>
>08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask:
> "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
>
>09. Look right into the security
>camera, use it as a mirror and pick
>your nose.
>
>10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if
he
> knows where the anti-depressants are located.
>
>11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme
> from Mission Impossible.
>
>12. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse
>through,
>say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
>
>13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and
> assume the foetal position and scream "NO! ........It's those voices
> again!!!"
>
>And last but not least:
>
>14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell
> loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here."
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1/27/09
Steff Staffieri
so babe how are ya?>> tells me all!!! how u gettin on! what u doin??u workin?? miss ya x x x x x x
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James The Loonster12/8/08hello there. how ya getting
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Aoife McCormack11/22/08
wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa............................dont leave it so long before you ring again.... i have no money so dont expect a phone call from me......not likely...tell the abo's i like their still....spent yer money on whiskey to drink on the sunny streets and scab smokes off strangers..i wonder if my newzeland passport will help me get on the doll over there....now that would b banter........p.s i finally quit the sunbeds!!!yahoooooooo....love you
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11/17/08
Karen O'Floinn
Its not on til June so still a good time to go!! Oh so jealous of all your adventures....im studying my arse off these days to try get through this year...cant wait til its all over!! Well look after yourself and ill chat to ya again soon....Miss u....! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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11/16/08
Steff Staffieri
SOUNDS LIKE UR HAVIN AN AMAZIN TIME!!! IM SOOO JEALOUS!!! I WISH I CUD GO AWAY BUT EH NO FUNDS!! AND WEL WIT THE WAY THE RECESSION IS HAPPENING IM AFRAID TO LEAVE WORK!!!! HEY UR DRIVING COOL YA LUV IT YE AWW UR ALL GROWN UP INES!!! & UR LICENCE TOO!! WOOHOO CONGRATS DOLL!!! SO YOU'S WORKIN OR WHATS HAPPENIN?> ANY STRANGE MAD STORIES CANT BELIEVE UR GONE OVER A YR NOW!!! CRAZY!!!!! X X X X X X X X X LOVES YA!
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Aoife McCormack10/28/08
state of ya yi big hippy!!we had a packed!!id never b crusty and youd never be a hippy.well looks like we both let down the side...ive 2 dreadlocks just from being that crusty....getting my phone back today hopefully...ya have my mobile yeah..00353879835921....and gaf...0035312858449.....im bored stuck in tala...gary's asleep.where r ya now?miss ya more man trust me........
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10/25/08
Steff Staffieri
WELL HELLO HUN!!! GREAT HEARIND FROM YOU!!! IM GREAT & HOW ARE U, WELL I HOPE!!! SO YOU STIL ENJOYING OZ TELL ME ALL!! U WORKING???....U TRAVELLING??U GOIN TO GET MARRIED??? I WANT TO HER ALL!! HAHA!!! AWW MISS YA TOO HUN ITS BEEN FLIPPING AGES SINCE SEEN U ITS SOOOO CRAZY!!!! COME HOME SOON TO VISIT WILL U
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10/25/08
Karen O'Floinn
Hey, how the hell are ya?!! Good to hear from you........ Yeah still in college...final year thank god but its not very nice...so much crap to be doing all the time!! Gave up work there a few weeks ago cuz college has kinda taken over!! So take it your still having great craic if your staying on....where abouts are you now?? Yep me and ado still going strong alright!! Just bought tickets to Oasis at slane there yesterday...ha memories of us in 4th year selling the tickets after the gig!!! What were we like?!!
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Dan Byrne10/13/08The plan is around the summer some time. How long are you staying over 4? I'm not finished college until christmas so I'll prob have to finish it when I get back. Is there loads of jobs over there? things are gettin a bit dodgy here.
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Stephen Hewett9/29/08yo ines, long time no talk, bitta wired question, are you still in oz? i'm heading over soon but not sure what the deal is where the best place to go?? doing thailand first then poping over
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9/10/08
Kelly O'Sullivan
Ur fuckin dead ines!!! ha ha good one thou.. barbie is one of my fave's and actually i brush my hair 300 times a day 100 in the morn 100 in the afternoon and 100 at night!!
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Kelly O'Sullivan9/9/08Tried ringing u 2day but u didnt answer ne ne.. Wat up? Ill call again kk? Love you xxxxxxx
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The Shibonator8/23/08well hello there STRANGER hows life?? xxxx
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Dan Byrne8/21/08alright ines? how r u getting on? have u left ireland for life?
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how i ya!?! i was bored and just taught i'd draw ya a picture. Hopes ya like it!! oh yeah, thats u in the yellow dress case ya dont know!! my baby xxxxx
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Hey Ines how are you just a little message to wish you a happy 20th bday!!your gettin old ha ha!hope ya have a mad one lv ya lots Av xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Avril Guihen 0 Repliesthink this does my point justice!!
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