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Cathal C

As worn out as a cucumber in a convent.

10/15/09 | me too! | Reply

Cathal C
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mine's a pint... :)
Me, Myself, and I
Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk),
At home as it is in the pub.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillage's,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, The bitter, The lager.
Cathal.
Music
Eddie Halliwell, prodigy, Razorlight, the kooks, arcade fire, arctic monkeys, beach boys, the beatles, bob marley, editors, fatboy slim, foo fighters, green day, hard-fi, ian brown, leftfield nirvana, oasis, queen, red hotchilli peppers, snow patrol, the stone roses, the strokes, we are scirntists, white stripes, yeah yeah yeahs, the zutons. and shit loads more....
Films
Anchorman, old skool, scareface, city of god, chopper, Wayne's World, The Naked Gun, Blues Brothers, Dumb And Dumber, Team America, Police Academy, the mighty boosh.............
Sports
is drinking a sport????
Scared Of
Spilling Beer
Happiest When
partying, sleeping and have a FREEZING COLD STELLA

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    • beer is better than women

      50 Reasons why Beer is better than a women

      1. You can enjoy a beer all night long.
      2. Beer stains wash out.
      3. You don't have to wine and dine beer.
      4. A beer will wait in the car while you go and play football.
      5. When your beer goes flat, you toss it out.
      6. Beer is never late.
      7. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
      8. Hangovers go away.
      9. Beer labels come off without a fight.
      10. When you go to a bar, you can always pick up a beer.
      11. Beer never has a headache.
      12. After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.
      13. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.
      14. If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.
      15. A beer goes down easy.
      16. You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
      17. You can share a beer with your friends.
      18. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
      19. Beer is always wet.
      20. Beer doesn't demand equality.
      21. You can have a beer in public.
      22. A beer doesn't care when you come.
      23. A frigid beer is a good beer.
      24. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
      25. If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.
      26. You can't catch social diseases from a beer.
      27. When you're interrupted by a beer it's for a good reason.
      28. A beer is always satisfying.
      29. A beer gets lighter the longer you hold it.
      30. A beer won't tell you its pregnant for fun.
      31. A beer does not come with in-laws.
      32. No matter what the package, a beer still looks good.
      33. To cool off a beer, all you have to do is put it in the ice box.
      34. All you have to do to get over a beer is take a leak.
      35. Beer doesn't complain about farting.
      36. The only thing a beer tells you is when its time to go to the bathroom.
      37. You are never embarrassed about the beer you bring to a party.
      38. Its okay to leave a party with a different beer than the one you brought.
      39. Beer won't drive you to drink.
      40. You can shoot a beer.
      41. A beer chaser is easier to catch.
      42. You don't need a license to live with a beer.
      43. A tree is good enough for a beer.
      44. Beer doesn't grow hair where it shouldn't.
      45. Beer doesn't care how much you earn.
      46. Beer and "ice" don't mix.
      47. Beer won't complain about your choice of vacation--it goes along happily.
      48. Beer doesn't care if you go to sleep right after you've had it.
      49. Beer is happy to ride in the trunk of your car.
      50. You never have to promise to respect a beer in the morning.

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    • SAD BUT TRUE

      HE GRABBED ME AROUND MY SLENDER NECK
      I COULD NOT CALL OR SCREAM.
      HE DRAGGED ME TO MY DINGY ROOM
      WHERE WE COULD NOT BE SEEN.

      HE TORE AWAY MY FLIMSY WRAP
      AND GAZED UPON MY FORM.
      I WAS SO COLD AND DAMP AND SCARED
      WHILE HE WAS DRY AND WARM.

      HE PRESSED HIS FEVERISH LIPS TO MINE
      I COULD NOT MAKE HIM STOP.
      HE DRAINED ME OF MY INNER SELF
      I GAVE HIM EVERY DROP.

      THEN HE CAST ME FROM HIS SIDE
      SO NOW YOU SEE ME HERE.
      AN EMPTY BOTTLE THROWN AWAY
      THAT ONCE WAS FULL OF BEER.

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    • Beer Warning Labels

      WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell
      the same boring story over and over again until your friends
      want to smash your head in.

      WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe
      that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at
      4:00 AM.

      WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay
      shings like thish.

      WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering
      what happened to your pants.

      WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll
      over in the morning and see something really scary (whose
      species and/or name you can't remember).

      WARNING, the consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
      inexplicable rug burns on the forehead and knees.

      WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may create the illusion
      that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really,
      really big guy named Chuck.

      WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe
      you are invisible.

      WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may lead you to think
      people are laughing with you.

      WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in
      the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large)
      gaps of time may seem to disappear.

      WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may actually cause
      pregnancy.

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    • P Bomber Patsy B Real
      P Bomber Patsy B Real

      go fuck urself bret! :D its only getn longer! feck all buzz lad, nearly d wk nd agn! wk's r flyin in - ders a big festival on in brisbane dis sat so im gna dress up as a waiter an try an sneak in...im very hopeful! gna top up dis eve so wil fone u ova d week end - keep it real poopy pants!

      9/24/09
    • P Bomber Patsy B Real
      luv P Bomber Patsy B Real

      ah no way? Nice 1, tuk u long enuf!! lol. I lost my fone d otha nite wen out but ave a nw 1 now 0424645088. Ave credit in it 2 so gimme a text! Stick up sum pics o ye wagon. Moved in2 new hse der but it has no lights, shower etc...its in d middle o bein dun up, head meltin evenin ahead o us but shud b worth it! Ave more pics 2 get up an dat...u lukin fwd 2 2many djs? fuckin basted wud luv 2 c em agn!!!

      8/13/09
    • P Bomber Patsy B Real
      luv P Bomber Patsy B Real

      no lad, wudnt b able 2 follow it properly...b thankful u might ave a chance o gettin close 2 d top dis year!!! ahem, i rule, yes that is all!lol.

      8/6/09
    • P Bomber Patsy B Real
      P Bomber Patsy B Real

      well dude hows d form? Fiddlers gd sesh den? Hear cathal from glen side knocked sum cunt out! Went 4 sum dins last n& ended up on a crazy session wi american marine core feckers! Saucen away wi em and den went 2 a club closely followed by work dis morn! Not gd.Prob gna get fired next week tho as im way behind in what im ment 2 b doin! Headn 2 surfers paradise 2m man, an stoppin off at a theme park along d way, its gt d tallest free fall drop ride in d world! Miund me & u went on dat 1 in njewry called big ben?? It scraed d shit outta me & dis is a mega 1 of it, 39storey's high! Shittin it already dude!lol. Cut my hair yday 2 but stil sorta long. Ne plans dis wk nd? we'r getn kicked outta our apt nxt wk, aint paid rent last 2 weeks so tinkin o jst doin a runner! Fingers crossed somet pops up. Kieran had his court case 4 runnin on d celtic game an only gt a $100 fine!!! I mite make an appearence at d next1,lol.

      7/31/09
    • Rachel Burgess
      Rachel Burgess

      Hey, check out ryan Utube video "Clarky does superman" Hes trying to jump a bush lol

      7/28/09
    • P Bomber Patsy B Real
      luv P Bomber Patsy B Real

      well lad ws hilltown ne gd? Went 2 c celtic play brisbane (celts won 3nil!) der yday, it ws fuckin crazy crazy nite/day. I remember lukin at d time& it ws 7o'clock...i thought it ws d next morn but it ws only d evenin! Kieran ran on d pitch cathal....u wna c him hi! It ws funny as fuck, tink 1 o d girls mite ave pics o it, so il try≥t em up! He gt arrested and he has a court case now in 3 weeks!!! :L Lunatic hi!I ws fuckin hanging earlier&had 2 wrk, very shite day o foldin paper! Ive an interview ina bathroom sales store 2m so hopefully it comes up trumps! Ave a number bout a job as a bin man 2! :L

      7/13/09
    • P Bomber Patsy B Real
      P Bomber Patsy B Real

      hws ur anal passage mr c? Ne banter? Headn 2 my 1st pro footy ga,me on sunday...celtic vs brisbane! Cnt wait! Fulham where beat by sydney durin d week tho so it shud b a clsoe1! Aint gt our tickets yet tho so gna try and get dat sorted nw!

      7/10/09
    • Sarah McCann
      Sarah McCann

      well how did ur bday party fair out??? soz cudnt get back been wrkin away, hme for fiddlers tho shud be good craic. xxx

      7/6/09
    • Andrea Chambers
      Andrea Chambers

      hey sorry only getting back now, prodigy was brillant had a great day, what about urself?

      6/30/09
    • P Bomber Patsy B Real
      luv P Bomber Patsy B Real

      where's my invitation? Hws tricks lad? Prod gd? Heard stevie wanders ws at it agn! lol. We gt thrown outta our hostel cpl days ago so moved on2 d floor at stevies gaf...he's since left 4 melbourne and now ders 4 o us on d floor in d sittin rm! lol. D goon is $10 4 4litres o wine made outta fish and eggs, its rocket fuel but leads 2 pure black out! Kieran gt a job der dis morn as a bar man, im gna try and get 1 dis afta noon, wud b great 2 start earnin, can prob wrk in call centre...its like $20 an hour, but dis bar pays like $27 p/h on sundays and afta 12:00pm so it wud b awesome! :D

      6/26/09
    • Eileen
      Eileen

      that makes total sense cathal... your party at stevos?:L you heading out anywhere or staying put partying thee bit out?id be delighted to attend this party, mucho for the invitation:D ps female friends and bouncy bouncy?yooou disgust me!lol

      6/25/09
    • Dan Morgan
      Dan Morgan

      Ders sum awsum photos der!!!! lol. Try nd gt da boys ovr and mayb stef. Bouncey castle gna b lethal! P.s wot did u do wit my sunglasses? Dey still at rachel's?

      6/24/09
    • luv Angie Mc Cabe

      MAD!!! lol wat about stephens hic ups.lol... hows things?

      6/24/09
    • Dan Morgan
      Dan Morgan

      wel boyo. Wen u stiken da prodigy fotos up?

      6/21/09
    • P Bomber Patsy B Real
      P Bomber Patsy B Real

      gd craic at prod? In brisbane atm partyin like a wild ting, net very dear atm so will give a proper update laters!

      6/20/09
    • P Bomber Patsy B Real
      P Bomber Patsy B Real

      it ended badly, my lovely thai girlfriend took us out on her dads boat and den charged us a fortune! lol gd boat trip but nt worth it. Ave been 2 thai fight5, full moon party, shroom benders, rode elephants and few otha jabs. Jst in2 brisbane, hairy journey and no sleep as yet. Ws chatn 2 stevie c der he's on his way 2 wrk so we'l b meetn up laters 4 a rip(ave my stash o thai beer wi me!) Steve o shud b in thailand an not me if he's in2 d young 1s im sure he wuda beeen 1st on board d gary glitter tour! :L

      6/16/09
    • Rachel Burgess
      Rachel Burgess

      hey kitty im trying to send a msg on steveos bebo page but it wont let me! cuz u pass on the mesg. he txt my y.day. Thanks! :)

      6/15/09
    • Rachel Burgess
      Rachel Burgess

      hey, we are haveing a carry out at mine and then heading up at 5.00 cuz it doesnt start until 5 and its more drinking time!lol havent booed a bus yet cuz jess said something about a bus leaving at 3pm? i'll find out more2mro. if u's want to leave earlier thats cool we'll just meet us up, people are coming up 2 mine at around 2ish to have drinks and nibbles before hand!haha

      6/15/09