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Kellie Rogers

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  • Female, 24, Luv 22
  • from Newry/Belfast
  • I am In a Relationship
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  • Last active: 12/31/11
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About Me

Me, Myself, and I
<<<<back in the INF days.lol

I'm 1st year at Jordanstown doin Accountancy, livin in a haunted house in Fitzwilliam Square with Dobby, Rachel and Cara. I think I brought the ghost over to our house from Nialls!!! Still all loved up with Mr. Kearns, my wee blonde bombshell!!lol. Absolutely loving livin in Belfast, everyones so friendly and the craic's gr8!!!xxxx
The Other Half Of Me
Victoria Keenan

Victoria Keenan

did you smoke something stoned?

Music
Herm. . . lots of music loving!didn't mind getn kickd in the face repeatedly so i cud c the kooks up close at OXYGEN!the Zutons, the strokes, Herbie Hancock, snow patrol, faithless, scissor sisters, the killers, kaiser chiefs, arctic monkeys, oasis, jet, razorlight, the prodigy, foo fighters, greenday(old style), red hot chillis, the pedofile(ahaha, but seriously, michael is d KING of pop.) guns n roses, u get the idea, i luv z music, im not listing nemor.
Sports
Does shopping count?
Scared Of
Birds. . especially the twolegged ones.lol. . especially ones called THE DARK MAIDEN!!! huhum (wink wink) i mean dirty minx.lmao.
Happiest When
With my one and only, the wonderful Mr. Kearnz . He's the funniest person i know!
Also when shaking my fat back 2sum groovy music and sleeping obviously must be meantioned!
fav. Quotes
"we'll throw sum orange in it and call it lemonade."Frances. "shift 4 a pound, 2 sticks of bubblegum free."me n blondie bk in the day. "an orgasm is a sexual climate."michael. "ciara, why does he only have 4 strings on his guitar?"myself. "you won't even make it half way to the next planet b4 u cum crawlin' bk 4 anothr taste of the sweet, sweet canday, BAM!"Futurama. "whoever that bastard who sold me a mint 4 5 euro was; thanks very much, you just gave me d best idea of my life."Laura. "Bicycles don't have cabbages!"Myself. "ur 2 fat 4 my image."Siofra. "giggidy-giggidy, alrite!"Familyguy. "i've got 3 words 4 u john-suck my jammy dodger!"Gerard. "hit 'er in the shitter with the 1 eyed critter!"John. "my penis is really hairy."Rachael. "white shiny soup."??? "purple makes the boys blow."Marianna. "please, please just feel my balls."Dougal. "did u smoke sumfin stoned?"toria. "sinead...i feel so sorta...sumfin...i wonder if rats can fly?"me."Rogers do u c dem lights? well u can buy a life for

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  • Are u havin a laff!!!

    FINE
    This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

    FIVE MINUTES
    This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

    NOTHING
    This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine".

    GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows!)
    This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

    GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
    This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

    LOUD SIGH
    This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

    SOFT SIGH
    Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

    THAT'S OKAY
    This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."

    GO AHEAD!
    At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

    PLEASE DO
    This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".

    THANKS
    A woman is thanking you. Do not faint!! Just say you're welcome.

    THANKS A LOT
    This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing".

    WHATEVER
    When you hear this, leave as soon as you can. Your storm is about to begin!

    UH HUM
    This is another word for whatever! She hears what you are saying, but doesn't believe a word of it. And really doesn't care at that particular moment.

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  • When Girls Drink Too Much :oP

    1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.. and for some reason, that's ok.
    2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butts while yelling "WOO-HOO" is truly the sexiest dance move around.
    3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe we could do it too.
    4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we started out as just 4 hours ago.
    5. We drop our 3am submarine sandwich/pizza slice/poutine on the floor, pick it up and continue eating it like its nobody's business.
    6.We start crying and declare to everyone we see, including people we barely know, that we love them SOOOO MUCH.
    7. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song comes on because "OH MY GOD, I LOVE THIS SONG!" (hmm i do this one sober all the time)
    8. We're suddenly full of profound spiritual wisdom... and so is the geek next to us
    9. Our eyes just won't seem to stay open by themselves, so we keep them half closed and think it looks incredibly sexy.
    10. We yell at the bartender who we believe has cheated us by giving us just orange juice, but that's just because we can no longer taste the vodka.
    11. We start every conversation with a slurred "Don't take this the wrong way but..."
    12. We fail to notice that the toilet lid is down before we sit on it.
    13. Our hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves
    14. We are tired, but we are troopers so instead of going home, we just sit on the floor wherever we are standing and take a quick nap.(i guess thats what niamh was thinking when she rolled about the ground outside the Copper,im impressed niamh)
    15. We take our shoes off because a) they're ridiculously impractical.. but soo beautiful! b) We believe it's the shoes' fault that we can't walk straight.
    16. We begin leaving the buttons open on our button fly jeans to cut down on the time we're in the bathroom away from our drink.
    17. No matter what got broken, thrown up on, stolen, no matter who said what or who went home with whoever else - we ALWAYS call each other the next day.

    haha well...so i hear

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  • 8/24/11 via Mobile
  • Aine McCann
    Aine McCann

    I just pulled $834 in five days at home in my spare time! Made it from - http://x.co/KTJJ Your going to be so happy!

    11/21/10
  • Jo Reid
    Jo Reid

    Yo yo yo ! I just remembered when you turned round and said "is dolly parton really a man in a wig" haha anyway random, how are you?x

    10/29/09
  • Mess Express
    Mess Express

    Hey Kellie Rogers Every Monday, MINT MONDAYS @ Mint Cafe Bar, Cookstown Strictly 18+ On Monday 29th June we will be running buses from Banbridge, Newry, Armagh City, Moy and Dungannon. This bus route is running in Association with Iúr FM. Get your seat ASAP! Check out our bebo for more details: Mess_Express.bebo.com For booking info call or text us on: 07719829922 Love, Mess Express.x :D

    6/27/09
  • Mess Express
    Mess Express

    Hey Kellie Rogers Monday 1st June, MINT MONDAYS @ Mint Cafe Bar, Cookstown The BIGGEST EVER student party in Mid-Ulster! Running every Monday throughout the summer. Strictly 18+ On Monday 29th June we will be running buses from Banbridge, Newry, Armagh City, Moy and Dungannon. We will be offering a Ticket & Transport package for £15! (This includes entrance into Mint, transport to and from Mint and a free drink) This great offer is being brought to you in association with Iúr FM Check our bebo for more details: Mess_Express.bebo.com For booking or information call or text: 07719829922 Love, Mess Express.x :D

    6/18/09
  • Rachel Robinson
    Rachel Robinson

    well kelly.. wats the craic? any big plans 4 this weekend or u savin urslef 4 r last week? wonder wat flo rida is doin.lol prob sitin in the lib.. hes popular ther.lol

    4/24/09
  • Donna Kelly

    CAN EVERYONE PLEASE DO MY TRAVEL SURVEY!!!! IT'S 4 MY UNI COURSE!! START AT PART 1 AND WORK YOUR WAY DOWN DONT WORRY ALL INFORMATION IS CONFIDENTIAL!!!! BTW IT IS ONLY TICKIN BOXES IT'L ONLY TAKE 10MINS!!!!! ITS ON MY BEBO PAGE - ON THE BLOG MODULE!!!! THANKU

    3/11/09
  • Michael Rogers
    luv Michael Rogers

    wel sis hows u tel the D.I.L.F. i was askin about him lol

    3/9/09
  • Lisa C
    Lisa C

    well mrs wats ur msn?? x

    2/10/09
  • Lisa C
    luv Lisa C

    wel mrs totally only rememberin the whole il ring u thing last hour of the m club woops i blame shots but yeah we so shu get a wee nite sum time soon xx

    2/1/09
  • Dónal Mac Biónaid

    wel kellie whats th crc? my 21st nxt sat th 8th nov dwnstairs dans function room make sure ur ther, guna b an awful nites crc...

    10/30/08
  • Michael Rogers
    Michael Rogers

    well sis if u get a chanch check out my video its tight and about waffles lol :D :D

    10/29/08
  • Eva Murray
    Eva Murray

    yea so far so good! Im the same i like the course so much better than i liked the course this time last year so thats a big bonus! Tho there seems to be more hours on the pharmacy which is taking a getting used to! But yea Glasgow is a class city but i still miss some of the people from Cardiff but met SO many new people which is pretty cool! Ah im glad that you're enjoying it and have settled in well! You livin in halls or did you move into a flat? best of luck with everything and no doubt ill see you at christmas sometime! xx

    10/22/08
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    FANCY A FUN-FILLED GIRLY NITE IN THEN WHY NOT BOOK AN ANN SUMMERS PARTY FREE WITH ME TODAY!! Annsummers is the ultimate party night and you can have it in the comfort of your own home. Dont delay, book today phone me on 07519456016xx

    10/22/08
  • Eva Murray
    Eva Murray

    hey! So how you getting on this year?

    10/20/08
  • Lisa C
    luv Lisa C

    hello mrs every time i see you i always seem to be rushin to do sumthin. o the joys of second year and coursework.. how u gettin on?? wel have to geta wee nite out at sum stage xxx

    10/20/08
  • Michael Rogers
    Michael Rogers

    oh cheeek so wheres my quarter bottle faget girl omg :o no i didnt yeah i did lol # so hows u :)

    10/14/08