Man this was a random time but i will try to explain what happened down to the last detail while it is still fresh...
K so it all started on Thursday the last day of school...After school i drop Gem and Bec home and then met my mother at petrol station to put fuel in my car...then we went in to buy alcohol and because i the only one 18 i had to buy it...then we got other stuff...We then rocked up back home to be locked out of the house which believe me isn't fun...Gem and bec both needed to go to the bath room...so they chucked me over the fence and running like the wind i ran to find an open door or window...the only thing i could find was Gems bathroom window and you know how small they are well i took the gauze off and then tried with all my might to get through the tiny little window...i finally got through and was nearly attacked with joy when i let the girls in to go to the toilet...
Because it was Gems birthday on the Friday (next day and we were all staying there too wake up on her birthday most of us gave her her present on the Thursday night.) To get her back for completely wrapping mine in sticky tape i got newspaper, masking tape, sticky tape (there wasn't much sticky tape as i ran out...haha) and did layers like pass the parcel so funny...but when she got down to the bottom i used a whole roll of duck tape to rap it...haha...she finally got it unwrapped but hates me for it...all i can say was it was pay back...lol
When steph arrived she brought our cups that we had organized to take to drink out of at the after party...they were so awesome and huge and glass...we didn't end up taking them cause i reckon the trip would have broken them...but they were awesome and i am definitely using them at the next parties i got to...
So we did some other random stuff in the afternoon like pack the car...Had pizza for tea...went to the petrol station to fill us laura's car and i clean the windscreen (god i suck at that job cause she wanted it to be prefect and on my big beast i really couldn't care so i dont learn to do it right so i got a lesson on cleaning windscreens...i went and got more alcohol and the chick that severed me told me i was now a regular being in there 3 times in one day...looked like the biggest drunk ever and yet the stupid people still ask me for ID when i was in there like less then 2 hours prior...god they are retards...we watched a bit of home and away and all that sort of stuff...At this stage in Gem's house there was Me, Gem, Laura, Holly, Bec, Steph, Lyn, Blake, Bec's Mum, Casey so it was a bit squished for room...so funny...oh and dont ever asked bec or steph to stay over at your house as they will pack the kitchen sink just in cause you are missing yours...and after all that we kinda had an earlish night...after we talked for a bit...
K we woke the next morning on Gems birthday ( OMG steph was up talking to us a 6:30 when we didn't have to be woken up till 8...god we nearly shot her.. .but she learn't from her experiences as you will learn further down in this novel...) So we all we running around hectically trying to do everything we should have done the night before...
Laura and bec left half an hour before us cause they were going the long way yet we were going the back way on the dirt...i was going 120 most of the way on dirt which is pritty good for my beast it still has it...then we stopped at many signs to take photos...it was so fun it was just like a real roadtrip...lol
So we arrived at trundle at about maybe 11 give or take and we went straight to the Costers (trust me if you go to there house you would wanna take some heavy duty shoes cause they have cat heads that grow on steroids and its so vast that they never end and its like they grow then for a living...(like steph said..."I thought all things were suppose to serve a purpose in life...but what to cat heads do???")
When we got there we just sort of chilled for a bit...then we went to the take away shop to get chips f

If I was a fairy tale,
I don't know what I'd do.
One thing is for certain,
I wouldn't be caught dead in glass shoes.

When I went to visit my Grandma
And know that she lives far,
I wouldn't cut through the woods at all,
Instead I'd drive my car.

If I was invited to a great big party,
With lots of food - a feast!
My date would be a fine you man,
And not a hairy beast.

When entering another's house
And I haven't been invited to eat
I would not even try their porridge
Or break their favorite seat.

If I lived with seven little men,
I think I'd carry mace
And if that witch offered me fruit again
I'd slap her across the face.

If I had too many children
And I didn't know what to do,
They'd live with their dad on summer break
And every other weekend too.

If I showed up in the rain
Looking for a comfy bed
And you put twenty mattresses on a pea,
I'd tell you to go check your head!

If I ran into a little pig,
Who was building a house of sticks,
I'd warn him there's a wolf in town,
And to check into Motel 6.

The princes would be great and all,
Especially if they rode a white mare.
But they have got another thing coming
If they try to climb my hair!

If my brother and I were lost in the woods
And didn't know our way home,
Rather than leave a trail of crumbs,
I'd call 911 on my cell phone.

I think animals are really cute
Even ones that are small.
But I'm not relying on them for help,
When getting ready for a ball.

I think royalty is fascinating
From the kings down to the squire,
But if I got mixed up with them,
It'd be front page of the Enquirer!

If Jack went tumbling down the hill,
Rather than tumbling after,
I'd still be at the top of the hill
Letting out peals of laughter!

Georgie Porgie may kiss other girls,
But not me - Hey, I'm not lying!
'Cuz if his lips came near me once
It wouldn't be me who was crying!

As a mermaid I'd give up some things,
Especially if the boy was real sweet.
But hey, you've got to be kidding me!
My voice... for a pair of feet?

If a witch told me I'd die at 16,
By spinning a piece of yarn,
You'd better believe you'd find this little girl
Buing all her clothes at Dress Barn!

If I don't follow my mother's orders,
I know she can be really mean,
So I would never trade our only cow
For some so-called "magic" beans!

If I was locked in a room of straw,
and must spin it to gold everynight,
Rather than guess that little man's name
I'd say, "You take Visa, right?".

So maybe it wasn't meant to be.
I guess for all it's worth,
Fairy tales aren't ready for me,
I'm better off here on Earth



By Jennifer Camilleri

Dashing through the bush,
in a rusty Holden Ute,
Kicking up the dust,
esky in the boot,
Kelpie by my side,
singing Christmas songs,
It's Summer time and I am in
my singlet, shorts and thongs

Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia on a scorching summers day, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut !,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute.

Engine's getting hot;
we dodge the kangaroos,
The swaggie climbs aboard,
he is welcome too.
All the family's there,
sitting by the pool,
Christmas Day the Aussie way,
by the barbecue.

Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia on a scorching summers day, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut!,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute.

Come the afternoon,
Grandpa has a doze,
The kids and Uncle Bruce,
are swimming in their clothes.
The time comes 'round to go,
we take the family snap,
Pack the car and all shoot through,
before the washing up.

Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia on a scorching summers day, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut!,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute.

Colin Buchanan