One day a little Cork boy walked in on his mother in the shower. The boy pointed to his mother's pussy and said "What’s that mommy?".

The mother not wanting to explain the facts of life to the boy said "that’s my sponge" the boy satisfied with the answer went out.

A few days later the boy again walked in on his mother in the shower. The night before the mother had shaved completely.

The boy noticing the difference asked the mother "where is your sponge?".

The mother said she lost it and the boy satisfied went outside again..

All of a sudden the boy ran back in. "Mommy, mommy I found your sponge!I was looking in Mrs. Murphy’s back window and I saw Mrs. Murphy washing daddy's face with it!"

come to my house to do nothing but chill?
fight me?
fuck me?
kiss me?
lick me?
let me kiss you?
let me lick you?
watch a movie with me?
go out to dinner with me?
let me drive you somewhere?
take a shower with me?
drink with me?
take me home for the night?
let me sleep in your bed?
Sing car karaoke w/ me?
re-post this for me to answer your questions?
Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?
Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
let me make you breakfast?
help me with homework?
tickle me?
let me tickle you?
stick up for me if i was being put down?
instant message me?
greet me in public?
hang out with me?
bring me around your friends?
be down with me no matter what?






1. Would you give me your number?
2. Would you have sex with me?
3. Would you Let me kiss you?
4. Would you Watch a movie with me...even a really scary one?
5. Would you Let me take you out to dinner or the pictures?
6. Would you Drive me somewhere/anywhere?
7. Would you Take a shower with me?
8. Would you Be my gf?
9. Would you Have a fling with me?
10. Would you Listen to me if I called you cryin?
11. Would you Buy me a drink if i didnt have money?
12. Would you Take me for the night?
13. Would you let me sleep in your bed?
14. Would you Sing karoke wiv me?
15. Would you Sit in the doctors with me because I didn't want to go alone?
16. Would you Re-post this for me to answer your questions?
17. Would you Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?
18. Do you think im gd lukin, handsome, or sexy?
19. Do you like my style?
20. Do you think im funny?
21. Do you care about me?
22. Would you cry if i died?
23. Would you stop me if i tried to commit suicide?
24. Would you dance with me?
25. Would you sing happy birthday to me?
26. If you could change one

[_] think im fit?
[_] think im hot?
[_] want to kiss me?
[_] want to cuddle with me?
[_] want to hook up with me?
[_]think im weird
ARE WE...
[_] aquintences?
[_] friends?
[_] in a relationship?
[_] gonna have kids?
[_]enemies?
AM i...
[_] sexy?
[_] cute?
[_] funny?
[_] cool?
[_] loveable?
[_] adorable?
[_] compassionate?
[_] Annoying?
[_] great to be with?
[_] attractive?
[_] mean?
[_] odd?
HAVE Y0U EVER...
[_] thought about me?
[_] thought there might be an "us"?
[_] thought about hookin up with me?
[_] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
[_] wished i were there?
[_] grabbed me?
[_] had a crush on me?
[_] idolized me?
[_] wanted my number?
[_] had a dream about me?
[_] been distracted by me?
ARE Y0U...
[_] happy you know me?
[_] mad at me?
[_] thinking bout me?
[_] going to copy this so that i will return the favor