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- Me, Myself, and I
- Hi i'm Anto. I'm so totally cool.
Thats me in the picture there ^^^ up yonder, aren't I a handsome devil?!
I'm from Arklow but I'm a big college boy up in the big D.L ( thats short for Dun Laoghaire for all you players who don't know ). Living in Dalkey at the mo, ya might of heard of it...its quite la di da.
I Love Heart all my buds... there the greatest a guy could have.
***I'll Stand By You If You Stand By Me*** FACT
Big shout out too my gf !!
Denise is so fantastically fabulous!! Her brilliance amazes me!
- The Other Half Of Me
Hes abit of a stalker but i still luv him xx
- Bita Kylie, rock out the odd Spice Girl tune! Yano yourself like. Frikin' loving the new Tinchy Stryder beat! Its FRESH!
- Legally Blonde, The Notebook, Princess Diaries is my absolute fav!!!. . . I think I fancy myself as bit of a gangster.
- Badminton, bustin' a few moves in the club with my home boys, Jogging with my mate Jake, he's got b. .e. .a. .utiful legs. . .for running with I mean
- Scared Of
- Cutting my hair... showers
- Happiest When
- Writing my diary before i lay down for my beauty sleep ah no seriously happiest when I'm getting my nails done in the salon with my girl Susan!! Holla!!!!
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
While riding the elevator, Chuck Norris never pushes the button, the elevator better just know what floor Chuck Norris needs to be on.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
The Dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
On April 26, 1986, after a private meeting between Ronald Reagan and Mikhail Gorbachev, Chuck Norris was briefed by the President on Russia's explicit denial that a being such as Chuck Norris existed. In pure rage, Chuck Norris swam the Pacific, trekked across the Russian tundra barefoot and single-handedly destroyed an entire town. Overcome by shame, the Russians renamed it Chernobyl.
As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
Chuck Norris' penis is so large that it actually warps the fabric of space-time. Indeed some physicists now theorise that the passage of time is mearly a byproduct of Norris' colossal erections. This is known as the "Chuck Norris' big cock theory of space-time".
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of
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