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- Me, Myself, and I
- well ppl say that i can put a smile on someones face wen they are down and enjoy life to the max.
i love my rugby league and my MIGHTY WESTS TIGERS..........
i am a down 2 earth guy who is open 2 anyone and anything new
love my music and love dancing... if u cnt find me i will be on the dance floor lol.
i work as a builder and am in my 3rd and last yr of studyn carpentry atm and loving it..
SO DNT BE AFRAID TO LEAVE A COMMENT.....
What’s the difference between having sex and making love, when you have sex you give it to them like a thug, when you make love you do it with a passion, which one you prefer is what i’m asking.
- 112, akon, chingy, boys 2 men etc.. anything that can make me dance cause im usually first on the dance floor and last to leave.
- Fav = kickboxer (love this movie) and anything that has a good storyline to it.
- RUGBY LEAGUE = WESTS TIGERS also cricket, soccer, union etc..
- Scared Of
- Ummm.. dogs.. i hate them lol
- Happiest When
- Im with my boys and girls partying ...... so join me on the dance floor lol
- About Me
- Blood: Pure n 100% Leb
Brushes = black hair
looks throu = brown eyes
stunned the world = 24th feb
star sign = Pieces
luving = my family n my mates
hating = bitches n players
- the difference between a gentleman and a lebo
- gentleman: Has a great job as a social worker.
lebo: thinks Social Security is a form of social work.
gentleman: buys you a ring from Michael Hill Jeweller
lebo: buys you a ring from some guy named Abu Youseff.
gentleman: can talk to you for hours on the phone.
lebo: can talk to you for 20 mins if you're with Optus
gentleman: cuddles up to you during a movie.
lebo: trys to convince you for a head during the movie.
gentleman: wears a suit to go out to dinner with you.
lebo: wears his champion singlet with an his white Nike hat.
gentleman: picks up the bill at every dinner
lebo: picks up the waitress at every dinner.
gentleman: calls you baby.
lebo: calls you bro or cuz
gentleman: likes the potpourri in your room.
lebo: thinks potpourri is the extended term for pot.
gentleman: knows Bankstown's a suburb in Sydney.
lebo: thinks Bankstown is all over Sydney.
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- How well do you know Michael? 9 Taken
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."
Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.
Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?
A: They both wriggle when you eat them.
Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ?
A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree?
Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?
A: They both have black roots.
Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass?
A: A brain tumor.
Q: What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down?
A: Two brunettes.
Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?
A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.
Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last blowjob.
Q: Why do blondes give such good blowjobs?
A: Because that's what they train for all their lives.
Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A: So her male would get delivered to the right box.
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?
A: So she could lip read.
Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Neither could the blondes.
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
A: Because it kept falling out.
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
Q: Why does it work?
A: "Does 3 come before E or does it go between M and W?"
Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
Q: What is the blonde's favorite potato chip?
A: Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay).
Q: What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette, ....?
A: A blond doing cartwheels.
Q: What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?
A: They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort.
Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver?
A: She missed the Earth!
Q: Did you hear about the blond who had two chances to get pregnant?
A: She blew it both times!
Q: What do a moped and a blond have in common?
A: They're both fun to ride until a friend s
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1. Whats ur Name?
2. R we close?
3. Wat do u think of me?
4. Do u have a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. Describe me in 3 words?
7. If u had Me for 30 Mins wat would u do?
8. Wat was ur first impression of me?
9. Do u still think the same?
10. Wat reminds u of me?
11. If u could give me anything wat would it be?
12. How well do u know me?
13. Wat do u like best bout me?
14. Ever wanted too tell me something u could'nt?
15. Could u ever love me?
16. Give me a nickname & explain why?
17. R u goin 2 put diz on ur blog & c wat i say bout u?
18. Anything 2 say before u go
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