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Michael Chiha

" cRaZy aNd wIlD DAtS mE"

6/10/07 | me too! | Reply

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  • Member since: May 2005
  • Last active: 8/16/10
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About Me

Me, Myself, and I
well ppl say that i can put a smile on someones face wen they are down and enjoy life to the max.
i love my rugby league and my MIGHTY WESTS TIGERS..........
i am a down 2 earth guy who is open 2 anyone and anything new


im lebanese.

love my music and love dancing... if u cnt find me i will be on the dance floor lol.


i work as a builder and am in my 3rd and last yr of studyn carpentry atm and loving it..

SO DNT BE AFRAID TO LEAVE A COMMENT.....






What’s the difference between having sex and making love, when you have sex you give it to them like a thug, when you make love you do it with a passion, which one you prefer is what i’m asking.
Music
112, akon, chingy, boys 2 men etc.. anything that can make me dance cause im usually first on the dance floor and last to leave.
Films
Fav = kickboxer (love this movie) and anything that has a good storyline to it.
Sports
RUGBY LEAGUE = WESTS TIGERS also cricket, soccer, union etc..
Scared Of
Ummm.. dogs.. i hate them lol
Happiest When
Im with my boys and girls partying ...... so join me on the dance floor lol
About Me
Blood: Pure n 100% Leb

Brushes = black hair

looks throu = brown eyes

stunned the world = 24th feb

star sign = Pieces

luving = my family n my mates

hating = bitches n players
the difference between a gentleman and a lebo
gentleman: Has a great job as a social worker.

lebo: thinks Social Security is a form of social work.

gentleman: buys you a ring from Michael Hill Jeweller

lebo: buys you a ring from some guy named Abu Youseff.

gentleman: can talk to you for hours on the phone.

lebo: can talk to you for 20 mins if you're with Optus

gentleman: cuddles up to you during a movie.

lebo: trys to convince you for a head during the movie.

gentleman: wears a suit to go out to dinner with you.

lebo: wears his champion singlet with an his white Nike hat.

gentleman: picks up the bill at every dinner

lebo: picks up the waitress at every dinner.

gentleman: calls you baby.

lebo: calls you bro or cuz

gentleman: likes the potpourri in your room.

lebo: thinks potpourri is the extended term for pot.

gentleman: knows Bankstown's a suburb in Sydney.

lebo: thinks Bankstown is all over Sydney.

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  • I Miss Your Sexy Lebbo Ass

    MICKY!!!
    I miss your sexy lebbo ass! and I miss your Earl Street boys lol, especially Sinan!;)
    When I get a job and some money lol we're going out! I've been single for 2 months and I still haven't gone out!!!!
    Love Em

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