iiThoughtThisWasQuiteFunny__
aLittleTipForBoys__
_We h8 perverted boys
_No matter what YOU say, your ex-girlfriend IS a slag.
_Dont worry about what movie to put on, We will never end up watching it anyway
_We always need attention, Hugs&&Kisses are always good!
_Don't argue with us, We will always win
_Don't treat us like crap, What goes around comes around!
_Yes we know you're fit, That's one of the reason's we're going out with you
_We tell you that your fit, It would be nice if you did the same every once in a while
_Don't go into detail about needin the toilet. It's mingin!
_DONT eva cheat, Lets see how you feel when we work our way through your mates
_If you really liked us for us, You would let us think that our body, whatever shape or size is sexy
_We always wear make-up! So get over it.
_NEVER ask us if we can put makeup on u, It's just wrong, But be up for a laugh if we ask you
_Don't make bets about us, One of your friends will tell us!
_When we tell you that you're bum is better than David Beckham, Believe us.
_We absolutely do not care about the fights you've had, Its not attractive
_We pee accurately all of the time, The least you could do is practice your aim.
_Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something wrong!
_We like to be reassured that you love us, Alot!
_Don't ask us to beat up another girl for you, Cause you might get what you wish for
_Never nipple cripple us "just to see what we would say"
_Never pretend like you are going to break up with us, Then laugh when we believe you!
_Size doesn't matter, Except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
_NEVER tell us how cute your ex-girlfriends were it doesn't go down well atal!
_Do not compare us with your ex-girlfriends, Only if we are better then them!
_We find it funny, When you rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends

1. give me ur number? if yes wot is it?
2. love me?
3. let me kiss u?
4. watch a movie with me?
5. have dinner with me?
6. drive me sumwer?
7. take a shower with me?
8. be my gf/bf?
9. tell me u think im cute?
10. buy me a drink if i didnt have none?
11. take me home for da nite?my huse r ur huse?
12. let me sleep in ur bed?
13. fuck me?
14. re-post dis for me 2 let me answer ur questions?
15. do u think im attractive, beautiful r sexy?
16. do u like my style?
17. do u think im funie?
18. do u care about me?
19. would u dance wit me?

Dear Tanz!,

I ____ you. You have a nice______. You make me _______.

You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me =________.

If I saw you now I'd __________. I would build a _______ just

for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________.

We could __________ under the stars.

Love,
_______________

(P.S. ______________.)