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Couzan

Why do I still use this shit?

8/12/09 | me too! | Reply

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I love you so much better when you're naked.
Me, Myself, and I
Nutted, Bottled, Slashed.



oh and by the way that is the best picture you will ever find of me.

What a load of bollocks!

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The Other Half Of Me
Little Shawn Alex

Little Shawn Alex

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Music
Leaving New York - the best song which describes my emotions at the moment
Films
Cinderella man, bourne trilogy
Sports
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zippy and the clown on Ashes to Ashes
Happiest When
Watching the Olympics/ Exeter
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  • Ian Dury - Fucking Ada

    Moments of sadness, moments of guilt
    Stains on the memory, stains on the quilt
    Chapter of incidents, chapter and verse
    Sub-heading chronic, paragraph worse

    Lost in the limelight, baked in the blaze
    Did it for nine pence, those were the days
    Give me my acre and give me my plough
    Tell me tomorrow, don't bother me now

    Fucking Ada, fucking Ada
    Fucking Ada, fucking Ada

    Times at a distance, times without touch
    Greed forms the habit of asking too much
    Followed at bedtime by builders and bells
    Wait 'til the doldrums which nothing dispels

    Idly, mentally, doubtful and dread
    Who runs with the beans shall not stale with the bread
    Let me lie fallow in dormant dismay
    Tell me tomorrow, don't bother today

    Fucking ada, fucking ada
    Fucking ada, fucking ada

    Tried like a good 'un, did it all wrong
    Thought that the hard way was taking to long
    To late for regret or chemical change
    Yesterday's targets have gone out of range

    Failure infolds me with clammy green arms
    Damn the excursions and blast the alarms
    For the rest of what's natural I'll lay on the ground
    Tell me tomorrow if I'm still around

    Fucking Ada, fucking Ada
    Fucking Ada, fucking Ada
    Fucking Ada, fucking Ada
    Fucking Ada, fucking Ada
    (repeat lots)

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    My girlfreind- Peter
    My Dad - owns the bagel shop!
    My Big brother - Alfie, he guides me
    My Little brother- is a twat
    My Sxc best friend- Joe
    My Other best friend - Reece
    My Gangsta Cousin - Ryan
    My Hot admirer - hahaha Grace
    My Crazy Buddy-Ed
    My fit Next Door Neighbour- The dog
    My mad freind - Tom
    my 1 & only- Reece
    my bebo other hlf- is average
    MY alco bud! - Jako
    My bestest bud in da world- Grace of course! lol

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  • r we mates?

    wot u think???!!!
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    2. Are we close?
    3. What do you think of me?
    4. Do you hav a crush on me?
    5. Would u kiss me?
    6. would u go out with me?
    7. Describe me in 3 words?
    8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
    9. What was ur first impression of me?
    10. Do u still think the same?
    11.. What reminds u of me?
    12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
    13. How well do u know me?
    14. What do u like best about me?
    15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
    16. nows your chance
    17. Could you ever love me?
    18. Give me a nickname and explain why?
    19.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout

    3 Comments 307 weeks

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My Team


16 Skills
Worth $232
J'D
4 Skills
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Reece C
4 Skills
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Luke O
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Sean O
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FIRST REAL BEST FRIEND: Greg

FIRST SCHOOL: Sevenoaks

FIRST CELL PHONE: Lobster

FIRST FUNERAL: -

FIRST PET: Cat

FIRST BIG TRIP: Cornwall

FIRST FIGHT: Year 8 proper

FIRST CELEBRITY CRUSH: afraid not

FIRST TIME OUT OF THE COUNTRY?: One, into spain

FIRST JOB: Bagel shop

FIRST BEBO FRIEND: Joe

EVERYONE HAS THEIR LASTS

LAST PERSON I HUGGED: myself

LAST CAR RIDE: 2day, Guitar

LAST TIME I CRIED?: Last week

LAST MOVIE I WATCHED: Run fatboy Run

LAST FOOD I ATE: bacon egg tomato panini

LAST ITEM BOUGHT: CD

LAST SHIRT WORN: SeventySeven

LAST PHONE CALL: 789

LAST TEXT MESSAGE: Grace

LAST THING I TOUCHED: Keyboard

LAST FUNERAL: -

LAST TIME AT THE MALL: each weekend i spose

LAST TIME I WERE EXCITED FOR SOMETHING: erm, nt sure

LAST PERSON I SAW: my cat

LAST THING I DRANK: water

LAST PERSON THAT BROKE MY HEART: no one, as of yet

LAST TIME I WERE REALLY HONESTLY HAPPY?: rite now!

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  • James R
    James R

    Cheers m8 did youh a good birthday!

    5/4/09
  • Idiot Arrow
    Idiot Arrow

    Please Add This Arrow Please Add This Arrow Please Add This Arrow 20:18:32

    3/22/09
  • Little Shawn Alex
    Little Shawn Alex

    im very well thankyou. you? lol i treid to keep my cock in my pants for the photos but the tempation was to strong ;)

    1/2/09
  • G
    G

    SMELLS! SMELLS! SMELLS! SMELLS!

    12/26/08 via Mobile
  • Issyy.Ox

    yes..yes it is.. with issy jeeeeezzz smelly

    12/12/08
  • G
    G

    Just did. :( i get my mark back in APRIL! But i just know it went wrong.

    12/6/08 via Mobile
  • G
    G

    why yes....yes it is! (: how did you guess (; x

    12/1/08
  • The Official Bebo Red Bull Racing Fan Page
    The Official Bebo Red Bull Racing Fan Page

    yeah, i guess its only Bernie's weired mind.

    11/29/08
  • G
    G

    Aww thank you sooo much! Which three? I can't text because my phones playing up with my texts probably monday though. Thanks again (: x

    11/15/08 via Mobile
  • The Official Bebo Red Bull Racing Fan Page
    The Official Bebo Red Bull Racing Fan Page

    to see him finish like that was jsut a shame. when i saw DC's car, i held my breath, like many other times during the race. it was a shame but all in all its been a great career i reckon. he participated in his Grand Prix before i was born if that says anything much.

    11/4/08
  • The Official Bebo Red Bull Racing Fan Page
    The Official Bebo Red Bull Racing Fan Page

    pics of DC's car have now been uploaded, including some of him in action. better news, NO WATERMARK

    11/1/08