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T in the Park was AMAZING....in more ways than you can imagine!

Me, Myself, and I

Well I am Amanda, currently a primary school assistant in Forfar and working at the legendary Waterfront Nightclub in Arbroath. I manage to squeeze my pole dancing job in between.....

Men Have Ambitions To Become Sex Maniacs, But They Always Seem To Fail Their Practicals.........So Disappointing Yet Predictable!

I Got Mistaken For Dawn Porter From BB3...belter!

Oh and I love Jam Doughnut Shots!

I am back in Scotland and it sucks so much! Living in sunny, party central Brechin at the moment where the fun NEVER stops..............or starts!

Least am out of my wheelchair now - talk about a death chair - me and wheelchairs just dont get on!

If I have anything to do with it I will be back on the other side of the world again as soon as humanly possible!

Music

Razorlight ♥ The Killers ♥ The Streets ♥ Pigeon Detectives ♥ Calvin Harris ♥ Justin Timberlake ♥ Usher ♥ Kings of Leon ♥

Films

The Green Mile - makes me cry!, Finding Nemo (Classic), Hot fuzz, Borat, Team America, 300, Shawshank Redemption, Gladiator, All the saw movies, Die hard 4.0, Kenny, Knocked up , I am legend and Role Models.

I absolutley hate.....

Stephen Fry * Auckland City Hospital * all tv channels in new zealand * men who wear speedos * people who walk into you in the street and dont apologise * ex's who come crawling back thinking they can have me as their side salad * evil sandals * Not being able to sleep * Police sirens at like 3am * Pototoes with skins on them * Cheats * Liars * Sneaks * Burger King * Tomatoes * Cotton wool * Coca Cola and all coke related products (tastes like a dead badger!) * Jam with seeds in (yuuuk) *

Scared Of

Ugly naked men * Hairy beer bellies * HOT cheese and ham toasties * Seagulls with chips in their mouths * cotton wool * moths ergggghhhhh * Very small spaces *

I love........

♥ Soft kissies ♥ Long kissies ♥ Snuggles ♥ Pole dancing ♥ Lying on a beach with a cock....tail ♥ Spending time with true mates ♥ BBQ chicken pizzas ♥ Noodles with peas ♥ Baileys ♥ Sunshine ♥ Giggling ♥ Cheese and all Cheese related products ♥ Babies ♥ My Bed ♥ Loud music ♥ Long Vodkas ♥ Cheerios ♥ Garlic Bread ♥ Scrubs Marathons ♥ Pancakes ♥

Favourite Programs

Top Gear, Still Game, Desperate Housewives, Hollyoaks, Deal or no deal - wooooo all those boxes what a rush! Fone Jacker - best programme EVER!! The mighty Boosh! Harry Hill's tv burp! Comedy at its best! SCRUBS!!! Oohhh and Family Guy! Jerry "hes a legend" Springer, Total Wipeout, ER, the list is endless................

Just random

When soup bubbles in a pot does that mean it's ready? Why can't i reach the stars - i want one! How come my reverse gear in my car always sticks? Oh my god the moon is gonna fall on me its sooo close! Can fish hear me when i speak to them or do they have too much water in their ears? And why dont fish need goggles their eyes must start hurting at some point? How the hell can planes stay up there? Why do moths head butt lightbulbs? If i was born 3months premature does that mean your not really born?

The Other Half Of Me

Sami D

This lass nearly seen me get run over by a bus! x

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