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Team Pats . . .
Me, Myself, and I
im william. live in a shed. cool shed though.goto Central Hawkes Bays College Of Higher Learning. Do sum funny stuff at that place. Alot of learning goes down. its realy stupendous

wild hogs.

Do-Rag.10 Dollars.
Bling-Bling.200 Dollars.
Grillz.500 Dollars.
Realizing you're white.Priceless.
Coz im A Scientist
Test have Proven that before a fatal
car crash city people say "oh fuck"

Whilst country people say
"HOLD ME BUNDY AND WATCH THIS FOR FUCKIN SKILLS"

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  • Memorable Quotes From Anchorman

    Memorable Quotes From Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy-2004


    Ron Burgundy: [to dog] You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.

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    Ron Burgundy: I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...

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    Frank Vitchard: I am gonna straight-up murder your ass.

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    Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh.
    Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady.
    Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me.
    Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people
    Garth Holliday: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
    News Station Employee: Smells like Bigfoot's dick.

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    Champ Kind: The bottom line is you've been spending a lot of time with this lady, Ron. You're a member of the Channel Four News Team.
    Ron Burgundy: That's a given.
    Champ Kind: We need you. Hell, I need you. I'm a mess without you. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you, I miss being near you. I miss your laugh. I miss your scent; I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together.
    Brian Fantana: Take it easy, Champ. Why don't you sit this next one out, stop talking for a while.

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    Champ Kind: The bottom line is you've been spending a lot of time with this lady, Ron. You're a member of the Channel Four News Team.
    Ron Burgundy: That's a given.
    Champ Kind: We need you. Hell, I need you. I'm a mess without you. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you, I miss being near you. I miss your laugh. I miss your scent; I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together.

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    Veronica Corningstone: This is pathetic.
    Ron Burgundy: You're pathetic.

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    Ron Burgundy: Let's go to Brian Fantana who's live on the scene with a Channel 4 News exclusive. Brian?
    Brian Fantana: Panda Watch. The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh... Ching... King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off.
    [to the Panda]
    Brian Fantana: Hey, you're making me look stupid. Get out of here, Panda Jerk.
    Ron Burgundy: Great story. Compelling, and rich.

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    Veronica Corningstone: Take me to Pleasure Town.
    Ron Burgundy: Oh, we're going there.

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    Ron Burgundy: [riding unicorns through cartoon Pleasure Town] Look, the most glorious rainbow ever.
    Veronica Corningstone: Oh. Do me on it.

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    Brian Fantana: [about Veronica] I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.
    [opens cologne cabinet]
    Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.
    Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
    Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent.
    Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.
    Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the n

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  • Signs That You're Too Drunk ...

    24. You lose arguments with objects.

    23. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

    22. Your Job is interfering with your drinking.

    21. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.


    20. Your career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts.

    19. You sincerely believe alcohol to be the 5th food group.

    18. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? - I think not!

    17. Two hands and just one mouth... - now that's a drinking problem!


    16. You can focus better with one eye closed.

    15. The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.

    14. Senators Kennedy and Packwood shake their heads when they walk past you.

    13. You fall off the floor...


    12. Hey, five beers has just as many calories as a burger, forget dinner!

    11. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you

    10. At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."

    9.Your idea of cutting back is less salt.


    8.The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in...

    7.You think Three Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, and Alcohol.

    6.Roseanne looks good.

    5.Don't recognize wife unless seen through bottom of glass.

    4.That pink elephant followed you home again.


    3.You're as jober as a sudge.

    2.You wake up screaming "TORO TORO TORO!" in the middle of the night.

    and last but not least...

    1.Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops!

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  • Lizzy
    luv Lizzy

    William!

    8/16/12
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  • Horris
    Horris

    Sup Bro How Yooh Been

    6/1/10
  • Teddy

    WHAAAAAHOOOOOO 5DAYS TILL LADY RAAaA hAAAAAaAA

    3/7/10
  • luv Teddy

    hahaha werv had this conversation on facebook! and nooo i defnitly was not drunk :L Yo ? luv bam, boil up says meow

    2/20/10
  • Teddy

    MURPH ! ! ! ohhhh bro hows it going ? my first and second and third day of skool RULED ! . so sweet !

    2/18/10
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    If you have time could you please vote for Justin Sane as Best Radio Show and Best House DJ at the 2010 NiteLife Awards: http://www.ourhouse.co.nz/index.php?... :)

    2/18/10
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    coz im dumb . haha .

    2/4/10
  • Lizzy
    Lizzy

    Bloody hell you big gossiper! Nothing is a secret with you boy. Give me some love (: I have none to give you :p

    12/23/09
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    willo

    12/22/09
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    You totally licked my face . haha . it was Awesome . lol !! :P

    12/21/09
  • Horris
    Horris

    Heya Boy Wat Yooh Up 2?

    12/21/09
  • Wai
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    hi willo:)

    12/7/09
  • Hayley McCormick
    Hayley McCormick

    Murph's we must get OTP so we can FTP off!! xx

    11/23/09
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    Love dude :)

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    oi i love anchorman

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    wowho0 hea itz mufti day 2m0ro

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  • Lizzy
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    UGH! oh Crap i have to go back to school tomorrow night! that is soooo SHIT! Oi i havent seen you and willy and matt in aaaaaages! we'll all have to catch up some time soon :P

    11/7/09
  • Lizzy
    Lizzy

    Yes, yes it does suck because it means i cant go to the waipuk show ): i am going to have a cry about it ); its soooo ratshit!!! haha lucky devil. we get a week off then have to go back for carol services and prizegiving i dont see what the point in going to it if your not going to get an award its 3 hours i waste of my life every year! ): so so depressing. i think im a deprived child

    11/6/09
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    William william william william william william william william william william william william William william william william william william william william william william william william william william william william william william william william william William william william william william william william william william william william william william william William william william william william william william william william william william william william william William william william william william william WILLIAM! Hello poppet (: How has school been going this week? I'm sooooo over it. Bring on the Holidays. although we go on study leave next week but the GAY ARS teachers think its a really good idea to make it complusary for all borders to stay in next weekend WTF!!!! What is up with that? Honestly its a load of shit! (: x

    11/6/09

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