The Basics

Full Name? michael paulovskinilovicolovski crosse
You like it? its byootiful
Birthdate? yh i no
Height/Weight? my height weighs a lot
Eye Color? i can c most colour yh
Hair Color? cant c it

Can you...

Drive? i like 2 drive pink tractors mayb aubergine not sure
Drive a manual? no but i read 1
Touch your nose with your tongue? no. i touched ma tongue with ma nose tho
Cook? i can make meatballs explode
Dance? dutty wine... dutty wine!!!
Sing? he plays for korea
Sew? u mean sue? sue jones is my mothers best freinds dog
Speak another language? german and e-wok

Have you ever...

Eaten sushi? it tastes better cooked
Been in love? yh 1nce i had a pet dog he was called rupert
Skipped school? i cant jump that high
Made prank calls? i made them out of crackers and oxo cubes
Done illegal drugs? yepp gave them aids
Flashed someone? naa ma torch broke
Been drunk? off j2o yh
Eaten squid? courtney looks like a squid
Been to New York City? iv bin 2 york dunno wether its new tho
Been to London? i met bob anderson ther

Favorite...

Drink? im allerigic 2 liquids
Food? steamed carrot... bit spicy tho
Restaurant? i like restaurants
Colour? blue n white stripy pants
Artist? dirty harry draws nice guns. naa shiftys cold tho
Album? the 1s wiv pics ov me in
Website? www.fatpie.com

The Last

Person to hit you? daisy my cat
Person you wanted to hit? mary poppins is hot i wunt mind that
Person you hugged? jesus
Person you kissed? is my left hand a person.. if not my rite
Person you wanted to kiss you? my german teacher wants me
Country you've been in? england i fink wer am i now?
Car you've driven? u can drive cars? :S
Law you've broken? licking doornobs in africa
Thing you ate? sponge bob
Thing you drank? im allergic remember
Thing you said? im allergic remember
Book you read? the manual from b4
Show you watched? coke.