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Glad to hear ur still funking it up!! Aw man cant belive u cut ur hair, did u get a proper chop?? i cant think of any banterous tales too be honest, im not doing nursing anymore, im doing hairdressing, i was a tad too emotional for the nursing, so im going to spend a gud 10 years toughining myself up so i can try again is it dundee ur in?? do u seen any1 from camp xxxxx

Stranger!!! how the heckers are ya?? wots happening with the funkmaster these days?? xxx

hiya andy wazz up didn't know e.j had a bebo

hiya andy howz u wat u bn up 2 lately tell ej that kirsty from camp is missin her loads anyway speak 2u sn

Im in Peru! i miss scotland......

andrew andrew andrew........

Hi, hows life? have you been to camp this summer? I was at the junior Oswestry with the Stones, it was good fun, have you got any plans for the rest of the summer?

Hey Annnndy! Guess where I am staying with Fi?!?! ...............The Van Puffelens and staying in Brecks room so its smelling really girly-he's not impressed! I think he wants to have you in his room instead-he says it would be magic!! Oh and I've also turned back into an american with the whole accent thing happening again...I think it's actually worse this time!! Haha. Anyway the Van Puff's are asking where you are? We've just been doing camps for 2 weeks which was so cool and tomoro we're going out on the boat tubing. I'm soo excited! Anyway what's happening in Scotland?! xx

Good stuff!

funk, got ma fne nicked so sadly i now have a new number but that means i lost yours so.. hears the deal i give you my number 07989367537 and you text me so i get yours p.s we are in free = we are hot!!! XX

Holiday Club this year?

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!! yes i did actually. I was with the Dow on the way to Bonnachord and we were way too early so decided to pop in at your but couldnt remeber which house was yours. we tried one but got no answer. woaw 21, your a man now. go out and kill bear or whatever it is men do these days!

andrew dearest. how are you? i was nearly at your house 2 weeks ago. Infact i was outdie what we thought was your house! sunday morning

And also (I love this one) - Two squirrels sat at a bar. Suddenly, one squirrel turns to the other and shouts "I slept with your mother!!" however, the other squirrel ignored him. Two minutes later, the squirrel turns again to the other and shouts a bit louder "I slept with your mother!!!" by now, most of the bar were starting to look over to where they were sitting. Once again though, he ignored him. For a third time the squirrel turns to the other and shouts very loudly "I slept with your mother!!!!" Finally, the other squirrel turns and says "Go home, Dad. You're drunk."

Hahahahaa!! Thats a good one! Haha...no wonder Hugh "exploded into laughter" I read this one the other day and i thought it was funny. i'll try to remember it... A guy sat in his office doing nothing. He looked up and saw a young man approaching the office door. Suddenly, trying to look professional, he picked up the phone and pretended that he was involved in a really important phone call, blabbering away to the imaginary person on the other end of the phone frantically. The young man knocked on his door and he looked up, said "Hold on" down the line then "Yes?" "Emm.......I've come to fix your phonelines" the man replied.