Things to do @ Kmart
Take a lot of shopping carts and fill dem 2 the max and put them randomly around the store.

run around the store screamin theres a bomb!

make all the alarm clocks 2 go off at 10min intervals through the day.

brin a few friends n start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in.

Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing ur legs together and practically yell at him " I need some tampons!!"

Try on bras over the top of ur clothes n walk around the store.

Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms

Tune all the radios to good radio station and turn the volume to the max n get a chair n sit back n enjoy the music!

Play with the automatic doors.

Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who buys this shit, anyway?"

Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

When someone asks if you need help, scream out wat da fuk do u want !! leave me alone 4 fuks sake !


Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.
Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.

"Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

put sum makeup in the cosmetics section try to make urself look like a caveman n hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, jump out right in from of them

Drag a lounge chair on display over to the electronics section n start playin games or listen 2 music and relax

When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly take off with it without saying a word.

Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

Hold indoor shopping cart races.

When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

Make up bullshit products and ask employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?" . When he says ‘no’ , say ‘wat da fuk u mean der none, I just bought a few last week!

Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it!

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