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In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here
are some actual label instructions on consumer products:
On a Sears hair-dryer:
“Do not use while sleeping.”
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos:
“..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.”
(The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's "just" a suggestion.)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down."
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if
we could just get those 5-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(And...I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts."
(Talk about a news flash.)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chain saw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."
(Oh! Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
“Warning: Keep out of children.”
(Then the knife cannot be used for disciplinary0 Comments 322 weeks
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Mikey5/12/09that's good. y has college "paused" ? lol. Nasda is like fricken awesome love it so much!! sucha kool skool. What's your job? thanks, we open in ,like 9days! yay. Yea have fun @ work, well try neway. lol cya
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Mikey4/24/09hey Tim!!!! Fuk how have you been? lol. It's going really really good. I'm just at home for the holidays, I'm going to NASDA now in chch. How's college going for you?? How's the fam? Sorry I haven't kept in touch i'm always really busy rehearsing etc.
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Hey Timiney/Brother what is up how is aussie going hahaha when are you coming over coz Ngaria really misses you lol NOT anyways since your last comment was 5 weeks ago i thought we should prob give you a comment and some love..yeah pretty nice right anyways l8az
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Mikey12/6/08I know it's just not good enough! I'm dissapointed in myself! lol Did you get any presents!?
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Mikey11/29/08OK OK SORRY!! i know i 4got your bday! HAPPY 18TH BDAY! What'd you do for it anyways?
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RB11/27/08
hey bol happy bday for today
! hope u have mint day lol tell me if you want something and il send it over k man... peace
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Mikey11/21/08nope i won't because that would make me just a fouelish a tim! neways, I've done english, and have drama on monday and chemistry on friday and then I have health on the 3rd which is next wendsday.
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Mikey11/20/08no excuses timothy! you bebod milly on her bday d8!! How could you 4get the most koolest awesomest Bday ever!!!
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Tom
hay tim man long time no talk what cha been up ta i was talkn to brozy and he said ur cumin bak to nz gud shit
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Mikey11/13/08ok. so you actually guna go through with the idea?
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Lis11/10/08Heyy Tim wots up i not up to much just on here talking to pple lol wot bowt u ?? how u been ??
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Mikey11/7/08rye told me you're thinkin of moving over here and goin to canty?? seriously?
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Lis10/30/08helllo lol
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