one.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under your picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.


two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.


six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.


seven.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


eight.
Little 6th graders who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!


nine.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read Friends bulletins.


ten.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).


eleven.
And if your one of those people who send forwards saying
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
QUIT BEING AN FUCK WIT

...What a kiss means...


*Kiss on the stomach----"Lets have sex"

*Kiss on the forehead---"Forever you will be mine"

*Kiss on the ear---"I'm horny"

*Kiss on the cheek---"We're friends"

*Kiss on the hand---"I adore you"

*Kiss on the neck---"We belong together"

*Kiss on the shoulder---"I want you"

*Kiss on the lips---"I love you"

...What a gesture means...

*Holding hands---"We can learn to love each other"

*Slap on the butt---"That's mine"

*Playing with the ear---"I can't live without you"

*Holding on tight---"Don't let go"

*Looking into each other's eyes---"Don't leave me"

*Playing with hair on head---"Tell me you love me"

*Arms around the waist---"I love you to much to let go"

*Laughing while kissing---"I am completely comfortable with you"


--Advice--

*Don't ask for a kiss, take one.

*If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in love.


--Requirements--

*Post this again after reading!!!

or you will have a bad year of Relationship.


If you LIKE,LOVE, or MISS someone right now

and can't get them out of you're head

then Re-post this within one minute

and who ever you are missing will suprise you.

Re-post this as "What a kiss means"

01: Name - cHANTELLe - Shar3E - sOrbell0
02. Nickname - chany, sorbz, chaza, dud, dropkick, dumbass, the usual
03. Single or taken - takEn
04. Zodiac Sign - taurus
05. Male or Female- female
06. School: FreemanCOLLEGE
07. iPod - yesh =] and i lovsh it lol
08. How many buddies on your list: du expect me2 count?
09. Screenname: i dont kno! b fukd if i rememberd
10. Hair Color- blondish brown
11. Sexuality: im sooo homo right now..NOT!!lol becks! (boylovr)
12. Hair Long or Short - umm longish-short .. u kno
13. Religion: catholic
14. Eye Color - haZEl
15. Are you health freak - yeah sorta
16. Height - umm du remember from d otha day blake? 1 m 60 or sumfing? aka shortass lol
17. Do you have a crush on someone - yesss
18. Do you like yourself - yea, evryday!.. wen i scare myself
19. Braces? - noope
20. Think your awesome? - yaha lol
21. Piercings - yer 2
22. Tattoo - not
23. Righty or Lefty - righty

* YOUR FIRSTS *
24. Surgery - my thumb! im never feeding a dog again
25. First piercing - ears
26. First best friend - umm scott and stef
27. First Award - running
28. First Sport You Joined - little athletics, if dat counts lol
29. First pet - dog
30. First vacation - ill hav 2 check
31. First Concert - DISNEY ON ICE was pretty cool. dnt diss it
32. First love - jeremy sumpter ROFL

* YOUR FAVOURITES *
33. Movie - ALADDIN
34. Favorite tv show - HOME AND AWAY DUDE! lol
35. Color - flur0's: blue and green
36. Music - most xcept sum rap, mostly electrO nd rOck
37. Person - BlAKe,mel, moey,jade,yiana,
38. Wiggle - eww they are all weirdo's. i hate the asian, asian is yukky!
39. Drink - watER, juice, vodka, jim bean, cowboys
40. Body part not on the face (on a boy/girl): ears all the wayy, esp blakes. fuc dey are so cute! =]
41. Sport To Play - sprinting, dancinG, netball, soccer, tennis
42. Favorite piece of clothing - my brazs! i can nevr choose which 1
43. Brand Of Clothing? - surf is usually swell, billabong n all d rest
44. What do you sleep with? - mattress, pillow and blankets
45. Favorite School - freemans prity sweet
46. Favorite Animal(s) - doGGiE lol
47. Favorite Books - I HATE BOOKS!! EWW
48. Favorite Magazines - cleO.cosmo.THE rolling stones.

* CURRENTLY *
49. I'm eating - nuffing
50. I'm drinking - vodka cruiser
51. I'm thinking about - bed
52. I'm about to - scratch my belly
53. Listening to - silence
54. I'm talking to - myself
55. Waiting For - tomorrow
56. Watching - the screen for my computer
57. Wearing - a hood n my pj pants

* YOUR FUTURE *
58. Want Kids? - lol FUC no
59. Want to Get Married? - yeah thaT uwd b oryt, wif d exception of kids
60. Careers in Mind: graphic designer, pEteacher, personal trainer
61. Relationship: yes
62. 2 story or 1 story house: 2 storey
63. How many kids: 0 is enuff
64. Where do u want to live: australia, minus the asians
65. Travel plans: islands all over and a place wifout terrorist attaks

* WHICH IS BETTER ON OPPOSITE SEX *
66. Dark or light hair: dark hair
67. Eye colour: green/hazel
68. Lips or Eyes - eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses - u need both of them
70. Shorter or Taller - taller, but not by much
71. Muscle or no muscle: muscle
72. Romantic, Spontaneous or larma - spontaneous
73. nice stomach or nice arms - nice arms
74. Sensitive or Loud - loud n sensitive can be packaged
75. Hook-up or Relationship - r/ship
76. Sweet or Caring - both
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant? - trouble MAKER

* HAVE YOU EVER *
78. Kissed a Stranger - yess
79. Drank bubbles - yep, in d bath
80. Lost glasses/contacts - nope
81. Ran Away From Home - yeah, i hate fighting!
82. Broken a bone - no, but i dislocated sumfing on my arm
83. Got an X-ray - yes
84. Broken Someone's Heart - yeah, but not intentionally
85. Turned Someone Down - yeh
86. Got drunk: yess
87. Cried When Someone Died - yeah
88. Done something u regretted - yes..too manny things

* DO YOU BELIEVE IN *
89. God - yeP
90. Miracles - not 2 sure, s