the rules of bebo

THE RULES OF BEBO!!!!!!!!!

Rules of Bebo


one.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
the captions under your picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arn't I hot"
doesn't convince anyone.

two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in the universe can keep up with that many friends.
you're stupid.
Go play in traffic.

three.
Don't everpost pictures and say
"OMG'I'm so ugly"
"OMG'I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.

four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in special olympics;
even if you win
you're still retarded.

five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
And those who actully care about you
will comment on your pics.

six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.

seven.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!

eight.
Little 4th graders who have bebos
and look like buttmunches,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here!!!

nine.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.

ten.
I say you go pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through peoples brains
(if they have them)

eleven.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will kill your dog tonigt,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOVER
MAKE THAT POOP UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE
WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!!AND YOU DO!!!

The Drunk And The Nun

There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I mean really ,really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home.

As he stumbled out the door, he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face. The nun was really surprised but before she could do or say anything he punched her again.

This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the side, then he picked her up and threw her into a wall. By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move very much.

So then he stumbled over to her, put his face right next to hers and said........
"Not very freakin' strong tonight, are you Batman!"

As you may of heard my likkle sis was involved in a serious car accident in Great Clifton at the weekend,

I just want to let you know she is ok,
She was let out of hospital 2 days ago.
she does NOT have a fractured skull as it says in the paper.
she did however suffer some severe facial injurys and will have a few scars for life mainly on her face and head she has a total of 76 stiches on her face and head.

She is obviously very shook up and very upset about it all.

Im not going to name anyone else in the car of give anybody any details on them as it is not my place to say so.

Thanks to those who have sent your lov and regards its highly appreciated.

I want my sister to know i love her so much and she will always mean the world to me and is forever beautiful xxx
I LOVE YOU SIS XXXX