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Hey Fee We'll be on around half 9 i believe! Will you be making it? x

Another handy French phrase, "une grand merde" translates roughly into English as "capital gains tax"

Did you know? "Dividend tax credit" in French is "une pain en les arse"

Man that's crap, you'd think they'd have had a clue a piano weighs a bit. Tubes. Really sorry, honestly didn't mean to offend, bashed out a message on my way out the door so didn't stop to check I hadn't written anything stupid. It happens occasionally, fingers disconnect from brain. Pity you've had a wank day, mine was quite good what with good badminton and stuff. I'll buy you some chocolate on Monday, hopefully you'll be ok til then.

Rude? Sorry, not the intention, lost in translation

Don't worry, I make sure I eat at least 3 times a month, and the little radiator in the living room is switched on for half an hour any time the temperature goes below -5 degrees. In my defence though, out of the 3 sports I do, my snowboard, badminton racquet and football boots have lasted 7, 4 and 3 years respectively, so it's not like I buy expensive sports kit all that often, just that when I do I rather blow out. And I don't bother paying extra to match my shoes. I got some free stuff for volunteering at the tournament so that offsets the expensive racquet to some extent. I would get really excited about your matching gloves if it wasn't for the fact that I don't really care, but I'm glad you're happy. Honest I am. Happy studying, I'm off to watch the semi-finals.

If he's got time enough on his hands to be patron of a badminton association, he's minor in my book. You don't get the Queen being patron of the local lawn bowls club. I suspect, though, if I made any comment to him other than "Yes, of course, right away your royal minor-royalty-ness" I'd be immediately sacked as anything to do with Scottish badminton ever again. "Alright Eddy, first to 15, you can serve" would not go do well. I spent a while playing with fancy new racquets being demo'd by the sponsors today, now I'm coveting a £100+ racquet which is a bad thing. All tax is just a pile of mince, I've achieved nothing tonight, sod this I'm off to bed.

Yo, studying is progressing very slowly, spent most of the week volunteering at the Scottish International badminton tournament, enjoying it though and feeling a lot better. Thought you were off from this week or is that next week? Tonight's ambition is to make some sense of capital allowances, which has much the same likelihood of Sunday's ambition, which is to win the badminton tournament. Ambitions don't have to be possible, if you ask me. Prince Edward is coming to the tournament on Sunday cos he's the Badminton Scotland patron, so there's an outside chance I might have to bring some minor royalty a bottle of water. More likely though he'll see me crawling around on the floor trying to gaff tape a bit of carpet into place, or pushing a broom. I'm tempted to ask Eddy if he wants a game once the finals are over, could be fun.

my wee sis has just went into 2nd year, her name is emma newlands !

god u ave had some ups n downs doll soz 2 hear, so are you still living in hamilton ? my wee sister is @ grangemouth high but ull porb not know her. well apart from getting married last year n scraed about what 2 expect when i give birth not been up 2 much since left school lol do u still see any1 from school x

lol just get dad to do it next time ur home

cheers, so what about you ? what have u been up 2 since all those yeard ago @ skool lol x

Don't be silly, lib dems aren't a real party! no point analysing them. I didn't realise they had any actual policies. Don't forget, Nick Griffin says if we get rid of the blacks we'll all be rich. Anyway I was up at some unholy hour for football this morning, so extra hour or not I'm cream crackered. Off for some hay-hitting. Sleep tight.

Admittedly I spent much of mine reading comics and drinking tea, so I'm not one to talk. I would say, though, by now it's probably done, there's absolutely no reason to go pumpkin-stylee over a stupid PF essay. Just make your next sentence " h, and David Cameron is a smarmy twat", print it and go to bed.

Still up? Looks like you've Beboed the day away, not looking hopeful for the coursework...

Haha u were halfway there it is Scottish Friendly Assurance Ah well we have been togtha 12 yr now so emmm say anotha 12 year lol.....neither of us actually have the will power to save 4 it but we are like an old married couple anyway lol...... Na sure it will be next few year betta b......... Plenty of nights out b4 then we should catch up soon mrs xxx

Hey love I know it has been a while!! God I can honestly say that was the last thing I expected to hear - shocked....but prob not as much as u were!! Really do hope your ok. Nice house to urself now tho eh?? I am good. Working away in town now been out the bank over a year now its ace And still with Derek What u doing now? Last we spoke u were going for accountancy - still the same?? Have a wee extra love for all that shite Mrs - but u r better of out it and geting someone new xxxxxx