10 reasons to date a
basketball playa!
1. We Know How To Get Low
2. We Score On A Regular Basis
3. We Know How To Get Into The Game
4. We Like Goin Up The Middle
5. We Are Good With Both Hands
6. We Like Getting Hot & Sweaty
7. We Like It Long And Hard
8. We Work Well With Balls
9. We Do It In 5 Different Positions For As Long As It Takes 10. We'r awesome at double teams

The Difference between FRIENDS & BEST FRIENDS
FRIENDS:
Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS:
Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS:
Calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
BEST FRIENDS:
Calls your parents DAD and MOM
FRIENDS:
Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:
Would be sitting next to you sayin
"Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"
FRIENDS:
Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS:
Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS
Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS:
Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS:
Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS:
Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS:
Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS:
Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FRIENDS:
Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS:
Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FRIENDS:
Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS:
Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."
FRIENDS:
Are only through highschool.
BEST FRIENDS:
Are for life.
FRIENDS:
Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa
BEST FRIENDS:
Call your parents dad and mom and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS:
Won't laugh at you.
BEST FRIENDS:
Will embarrass your ass when everyone is around!
FRIENDS:
Ask you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS:
Have you on speed dial
FRIENDS:
Know some of your embarrassing moments...
BEST FRIENDS:
Are next to you making them!
FRIENDS:
You have to tell them not to tell anyone
BEST FRIENDS:
They already know not to tell...
FRIENDS:
Will leave you in a ditch
BEST FRIENDS:
Will drag you out of the ditch and laugh at your ASS later!
FRIENDS:
Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:
Will repost this shit n put it on your page