This is the year where hope fails you
The test subjects run the experiments
And the bastards you know, is the hero you hate
But cohesing is posssible if we strive
Theres no reason, theres no lesson
No time like the present, telling you right now
What have you got to lose, what have you got to lose
Except your soul...just listen

A PIECE OF CRAP PART 1 ATTACK OF THE POO


Doug had just had a big meal he went to the toilet for a poo and missed the seat he disgustingly smellingly disorientatingly went all over the floor. The poo instantantaniously transformed into a huge miniature army (well he did eat a lot) the huge army unexpectedly and savagely attacked Doug. Adam the gaybo who was peeping through the key hole of the toilet ran away. Doug’s Dad who had just heard of his sons death decided to attack the army of poo who had now taken over the world. Doug’s father poo’d all over the floor and created an even bigger army of poo who destroyed the original army of poo and then took over the world. Doug’s farther was killed. Doug’s farther who is now gruesomely dead called upon his friends Adam the gaybo brain eating sausage sucking monster, his son Adam the gaybo, Harry the headless knob, Tony the retarded swollen bum crack and their mighty, fearless leader Sean the super spider hulk. These weird pervs took upon themselves to save the world. They rid world of poo by eating it nosily in their mouth with disgusting stuff in it like corn, mashed potatoes, bogies, ear wax and much much more. they then started to make bubbles with it like it was chewing gum. This story is true and a lot of crap.

A PIECE OF CRAP PART II RETURN OF THE POO


It was a crap in a crap neighbourhood the five legendary heroes were watching television hand seeing who could fart the loudest. Tony the retarded swollen bum crack made a mega loud one but accidentally disgustingly soiled himself the other followed getting quieter like notes on a keyboard. Suddenly there was an enormous explosion. The poo had finally escaped more terrible and powerful than before. It was flying round the room changing from one piece to ten .The poo swirled around the room while changing into a massive pair of puppies. At the same time the five legendary heroes lay unconscious on the floor barely alive centimetres from death as the grim reaper was standing next to them

RETURN OF THE POO PART II

A year had passed since the return of the poo. The Earth made a final resistance to destroy the poo but it was no good for the poo was far too powerful and superior. And kept on coming and coming destroying everything in its terrible path. Meanwhile in a disgustingly smelly house the five legendary heroes. Immediately they all said lets do our business (terminator theme way). the next few months the five heroes went round the world destroying the poo they now realised they couldn’t eat it as one day it would pop out too say hello. So they had to used their left strengths such as superhoovers,a machete holding maniac called bob (sorry misprint). And their secret weapon the number one