the crew!!

Keith 'i love myself' mc keever a.k.a the silver fox
Darren 'tea cosy' cairns
Sarah 'chedder face'flips
Jodie 'flamonge'Long
Emma 'sugarbabes victim'devine
Mickey 'ate old greg'the rapist kelly
David 'steal the flag'doherty
Darren 'japanese boy' mac cartney
phillip "slaps" bouges


layin in the tent 6 in the mornin!! (some randon doll)
"has anyone seen my box of herione?"
5 mis later.....
"found my box of herione!!!"
mickey and me walkin back fro gettin food!!
"keith ur loosin chips like a dog in heat!!"
some randon guy!!
"were am i??"
2 mins later.......
"im in a glass cage of emotion"
jodie asks warren wat u mean by pirate her??
"its when u cum in her eye and kick her in the shin so she
hops around on one leg and holds her eye sayin aaggrrrgg!!!"
then bouges jumps in are they not like boat gypseys?? cracker!!
some random guy!!!
"spiderman... spiderman. if amy can fall yeah she fucking can!!"
middle of the crowd for the enemy!! " i love lamp!!"
darren....
"i hadd 2 take a shit behind a tree!!! went 2 the burger van 2 get napkins and everyone looked at me?" hahha
me and sarah holdin hands andsome random was like can i go between yous??
"fuck off" felt pure bad after it!!
half 3 monday morning walkin back 2 the car someguy wif a binladen mask on, on a bike ridein threw the car park every one was quiet!! no one wat 2 say!! so i came in wif "wat the fuck?" was funny!!

just other random stuff ppl came out wif!!

Get ur buffers out!!
anteater
boat gypseys
the stork!! (thank u 4 the blue aftershock!!)
phone sandwich
priate
potential rape victim girl haha
loosin chips like a dog in heat haha
buffalo
irvan urvan lurvan
mickey, i cud hardly hear ur feet...ud make a gr8 rapist
we`ve all got clymidia
the vaginas look like a bita hacked up meat
u have the memory of a japanese gold fish!
Loud noises!!!
the first step is admiting it
she was alrite!! was realli civil like but she give shit head!

01] I _____ keith

02] keith is _____.

03] If I were alone in a room with keith, I would _____.

04] I think keith should _____.

05] keith needs _____.

06] I want to _____ keith.

07] Someday keith will ___.

08] keith reminds me of _____.

09] Without keith _____.

10] My memories of keith are _____.

11] keith can be _____.

12] The Worst thing about keith is _____.

13] The best thing about keith is _____.

14] I am _____ with keith

15] One thing i would like to know about keith is _____.

16] keith should go and _____.

17] keith _____ me.

Chuck Norris doesnt sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Noris can piss his name into concrete.

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through dry land.

When Chuck Norris has sex with men, it is not because he is gay, but because he has ran out of women.

Chuck Noris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands

Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris once challanged Lance Armstring in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won... by five.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris can beat the Sun in a staring contest.

Chuck Norris can hold his breathe for nine years.

A roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

There is no such thing as a lesbian, there are just girls who have never met Chuck Norris.

Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Noris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.

Chuck Norris once had a heart attack, his heart lost.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Chuck Norris's penis is so big that it has a penis of its own and it is still bigger than yours.

Chuck Norris doesnt consider it sex if the woman lives.

Anyone can piss on the floor, but chuck norris can shit on the ceiling

There are actually 8 wonders of the world. Chuck Norris counts for 4 of them.

Chuck Norris once punched a man in the SOUL.

God said "Let there be light", Chuck Noris said "Say please".

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

Chuck Norris let the dogs out

Chuck Norris can piss into gale force winds.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once ate 4 turtles whole. When he crapped them out, they all knew karate, and they are now known as The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Guns kill 12 people a day. chuck noris kills 20.

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycle Bin.

Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.

When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised.

Chuck Norris once went back in time to fight Chuck Norris. He won.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.

Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.