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Jay Parker
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- Member since: May 2005
- Last active: 7/16/12
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- Fear Nothin' Or Lose All
- Me, Myself, and I
- Easy bitches im Jay P of Accy. I'm a full time party goer, game for a laugh. i live in accy on mi own, got the most amazin girlfriend in the world whos an absolute nutter n jst like me ha i love her more more than anythin in da world kim mossop
. Sometimes i can see what people do before they do it and see events that happen before they do. some not so nice. I'm quite a comic, i spend most ma time at a gym, id rather go down on masel than be skinny. Hate fresh boys, fags n clowns in Accy. I cant wait to get to that bar n party on down n bust a few moves. im an alcoholic in the making ha n i'll do almost anythin bt u can guarentee tht kim is more a dare devil haha. I dont give nor take no shit off no1 cz thts peoples weakness, im a cool headed person until im pissed off.
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- Music
- Tiesto, Van Burren, (trance mainley) BBbbBounce!! Dinky Dinky Donk Donk! HARDCOREEE!!!
- Films
- lesbo 101, Lion King, charlies anals, asian babes go craze, Jungle Book, Lion King
- Sports
- mixed martial arts, watchin netball at sportsy, wankin', shaggin, chasin sheep, taming lions tigers and bears
- Scared Of
- Fuck All!
- Jay P Says
- Things will get worse before they get better. But when they do, remember who put you down and who helped you up!!!
I see in the missfortune of others that i should avoid myself - eee Kim Mossop.
- wer du i start wiv this rebel? this is my girlfriend/bestestfriend, side-kick, partner incrime and so on... 1st thing i ever said to her, wats ure favourite dinasour? best chat up line ive ever used coz iv i didnt then i wouldnt be with her now n that was in october 2008!! what an absolute star she is, always keeps my head above water even tho at times shes hard work haha but i love her more than life itself!! shes a comic makes me laugh pretty much all the time n is defo the funniest lass goin, bit of a twisted septic individual if im honest
mwahh love u baybee xxxx - ste roid (lil brother)
- strange little cunt this en, born 2 years after me, wants to be me, just a skinny short ass model ov me, known him most my life coz we only adopted him from the penguin society 14 years ago, hes a funny en when wer rippin people to shreds like int kitchen wi davy we wer cryin about mangeld teeth haha long story but the guys a sole mate n takin after me but jst not as bad n now im back into ma old ways hes got more catchin up to do haha
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-every1 sit tight
-i don't remember telling people to pack away
-right guys
-do you find this amusing lads
-will you find 50 press ups amusing
-if i see you with yur phone out again il take it off you
-il sign your e.m.a's on the way out
-just hang fire for a minute
-when the shit hits the fan
-hang fire
-listen in
-i wont tell u guys again
-haha im not too sure about that one sorry
-are we all clear on that
-potential recruit
-if i have to tell you one more time theres guna be bother
-hi i'm flight Leutennant C. Ashworth welcome to the panet earth, i will be your pilot throughout the flight this afternoon i hope you enjoy
-is there anybody who isnt sure what there doing
-i'll collect your coursework in at the end guys
-this is bloody rediculous
-i wish u'd have said you didnt feel well instead of being sick on the bus
-sit down shut up my penis is bigger than yours and theres nothing you can do about it
-i have 3 points on my license so that makes me a bad arse mo fo does it?
-stop arsing around n gedd on with it
-when the brown sticky stuff really does hit the electrical rotating device you know your in trouble1 Comment 282 weeks
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Namε:
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Sεxiεst Fεaturε:
O t h ε r
1. Arε You A Virgin?
2. Whεrε Would You like to go on a date?
3. Do You Drink Or Smokε?
4. Would You Lεt Mε Stay Thε Nitε With You?
5. Would You Act Funny If You Wεrε With Mε And Your Matεs Turned Up?
6. Could Wε Cuddlε, And Fall Aslεεp?
7. Would You Kiss Mε?
8. Do You Play Any Sports?
9 How Would You Dεscribe Your Sεlf?
10.Would You Havε Sεx With Mε?
11. Would You Evεr Go out With Mε?
12. Would You Lεt Mε Touch You Whεrεvεr?
13. Would You Evεr Chεat On Mε?
14. Arε You Finε, Sεxy Or Cutε?
15. Ratε Mε Out Of 10..
16. Over All What Do Your Think Of Mε?8 Comments 288 weeks
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please du this for me :D
::WHAT WUD U DO IF
1. I made a move on u:
2. I kissed you:
3. I lived next door to you:
4. i smelt bad:
5. I asked you on a date:
6. I was hospitalized:
7. I ran away from home:
8. I got into a fight and you weren't there?
9. I asked u to have sex?
10. i asked u out?
::WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY::
9. Personality:
10. Eyes:
11. Hair:
12. Body:
::HAVE YOU EVER::
21. Lied to make me feel better?
22. Wanted to kiss me?
23. Wanted to kill me?
24. Broke my heart?
25. Kept something important from me?
26. Wanted to do me?
::WOULD YOU:
38: Be my friend?
39. Kiss me?
40. Get in wiff me?
41. Love me?15 Comments 298 weeks
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8/22/11
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Nitelife11/7/09Jay Parker, NITELIFE TV are filming in London 21st-22nd of November Fun and crazy girls Wanted too party at London’s top west end clubs and celebrity hangouts: Complementary champagne V.I.P Tables V.I.P Entry to clubs Do you want to be on nitelife TV?? Register your details at www.nitelifeonline.co.uk
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Kim Mossop7/11/09turn that fucking shit offfffffffffffffff
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Ian Mitchell1/1/09u fukin goat
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12/22/08
Kim Mossop
heyaaaaaaaaaaa =) Jamyee i carnt get on facebook..a dunu y its not workin on this commiii =( illl just have to keep tryning lol...Have sum loveee bk...mwah xxxx
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Cooky Loves Paige12/17/08no i ment on facebook lol its just a random pic at fusion n ur walkin past wi ur top off... where the fuck is accy is it even on the map? get to burnley Arnie
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12/17/08
Kim Mossop
Poppet wtf lol!! Yeah rollllllll on thursday eskimoooo & Ventura go on a mission....haha xxxx
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Cooky Loves Paige12/14/08
Eazeeeeee bitches jpjp haha u cumin my neck of the woods next fri ste? lol
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12/1/08
burning like a chicken on a spitroast haha
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