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Mitchell Bourke
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11 Rules Of Bebo
one.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.
two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.
three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.
four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.
five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.
six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.
seven.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!
eight.
Little 6th graders who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!
nine.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.
ten.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).
eleven.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!
This is a test to see how many people
in your friends list
actually pay attention to you.
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Jess C10/8/08
thanks for the add lol
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10/2/08
Jesska
heya.. umm yer her party is at 75 college road.. you can come with one friend.. lol tis her 18th tomoro!
im soo excited! 
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Martina K8/21/08yeah! com! mom n dad wont b here
talk to u soon!
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Martina K8/21/08
hey! how r u? i'm not busy at all........ if u want it'd b great to see u again.... but i'll leave on the 7th of september.... n i donno if u can make it... so just message back! xxoo
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8/11/08
Bess
MITCH! all the crazy stalkers (who go to my bebo..?) will take down your number and start sending you photos of their doodles!! yesss.....!!! LOVE!
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8/1/08
Bess
hey mitch! ummm i'm kinda using you as a courier for meg? wondering whether if you get this in time you can ask her if she wants to umpire for me on sunday, in the extra round, at 1? same deal as last time.. thanks for passing it on mitch, as i'm sure you will! hope life is dandy on your side of the tracks! LOVE
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Martina K6/4/08
hey mitch..... how r u doin? i'm fine..... summer started n its quite hot what makes me ly awake... but the rest is fine!!
i'll b back in august.... if u want we could meet somtime ill stay in australia for a month so take few days off if u can i'm really looking forward to get a letter!!!!!!!!!!!! hopefully before i com down to u. talk to u soon xxoo Martina
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Bebo.6/1/08i haveee been schooling of course! it is just ever so much fun. *coughcoughchokeee* no, its not exactly fun at all. exams are all over! for that i am thankful. why will you be cold? gosh we dont want that. shall see you one of these days! have an "i miss jody" party. i shall be sure to come to that! how's your house hunting going? jodes, xoxo
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5/26/08
Miss Mamacita Xx
MITCHII!!! im good hun how u doin?? i no its only like a month and then il c u again!!! Its been to long lol. hahahaha nah im not watching the super14 lol. The blues got knocked ot so im not happy lol. hahahaha no parties lol coz We only back for a lil bit lol. I fly in on the friday and i leave on the following friday lol. hahahaha awww its ok lol beta luck next tym. When are finals?? Ill come watch you play rugby on saturday im there, hopefully its a home game hahaha. well i hope to here from you soon aye much love always
julz x x x
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Bebo.5/17/08
hey! loooong time, no speak!! how are you? been doing? whats news?! xoxoxo
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Tamika Booth4/29/08Hay hay.. its Tuesday... wat u doing, workinf i soppose do uget a day off? or is it just teh wk ends?? ok well chat later... write me sum news lol!
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4/27/08
Simone Woollard .
Hey you. yeah, didnt end up going. thats so kind of you to say that!! DAMN STRAIGHT i will. promises mean the world to me! now mitch are you sure about paying for any dress??? haha.......i have expensive taste you no that! nah its sweet....im so totally going to be there even if i have to come dressed as a bum! not much today...actually been bumming around the house the whole day, watching football and eating!!! haha...so fat! today....was such an terrible today...didnt go outside ONCE!! lol smooches Mone oxox
looks lik im the first to draw on ur board im not very good at it though!
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