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1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes,and girls love that.
2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)
3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs.They love to be roughed up.
4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is say "you better be" , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.
5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.
6. Recognize the small things, they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewellery is for wusses and Asian ladies.
7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words stuff you and grab the other girls butt. Girls love competition.
8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."
9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick".Women love those special nicknames.
10. Play with her hair.Play with it HARD.
11. Warm her up when she's cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop whinning about the cold right now you're going to be whinning about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.
12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.
13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet.I always find stuff like that funny.Why shouldn't girls?
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep,wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like soccer
15. Spit often.I hear girls like guys that spit.
16. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence.Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.
17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs.Only take one of the pair.This way she'll go crazy.
18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order interrupt and say "No she's not hungry".Make her watch you eat.Girls love a guy that speaks for her.
19. Look her in the eyes and smile.Then clock her one.Girls love a spontaneous guy.
20. Give her one of your t-shirts...and make sure it has your smell on it.But not a sexy cologne smell.A bad smell.You know what I'm talking about.
22. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it,tell her no.This way she'll think you're mysterious.
23. Remember her birthday but don't get her something.Teach her material objects aren't important.The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy.And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.
24. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can.
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1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. Describe me in 3 words?
7. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
8. What was ur first impression of me?
9. Do u still think the same?
10. What reminds u of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do u know me?
13. What do u like best about me?
14. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
15. Could you ever love me?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why?
17. R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
18. Anything 2 say b4 u go?
3 Comments 298 weeks
ABOUT ME =)
1. Full Name: Elliott Herford Collis
2. Nicknames: Ell
4. Place Of Birth: New Zealand
5. Zodiac Sign:leo
6. Male Or Female: MALE
8. School: Weslake high school wat
9. Occupation: student
10. Residence: norfcote
11. MSN Screen Name:SPLAT!!!!!
12. Hair Colour: Brown Black when wet
13. Hair Length: ?
14. Eye Colour: Blue
15. Defining Features: ?
17. Cup Size:?
20. Tattoos: na
21. Righty or Lefty: left
22. First Best Friend: arlo cooper
23. First Award: soccer top goal scorcer
24. First Sport You Joined: Rugby
25. First Pet: bobby cat
26. First Real Vacation: australia
27. First Concert: kauri park concert
28. First Love:?
29. Movie: transformers
30. TV Programme: ?
31. Colour: Black and blue
32. Rapper: ?
33. Band: linkin park
34. Song: numb encore
40. Store:? DAIRY
41. School Subject: P.E
42. Animal: dog
43. Book: keys to da kingdom
44. Magazine: ?
45. Gambling Game: poker
46. Feeling: good
47. Taken: Not anymore
48. Have A Crush: yes
49. Eating: NOTHING
50. Drinking: na
51. Typing: this:yus
52. Online: YEA
53. Listening To: nothing
54. Thinking About: sumthing happy
55. Wanting To: watch t.v
56. Watching: none
57. Wearing: clothes!
58. Want Kids: yes happy now liv
59. Want To Be Married: yes
60. Careers In Mind: crickter, accountant
61. Where Do You Want To Live: nz
62. Car: ferrair
63. Hair Colour: brown
64. Hair Length: ?
65. Eye Colour:blue
66. Measurements: ??
67. Cute Or Sexy: both
68. Lips Or Eyes:eyes
69. Hugs Or Kisses:both
70. Short Or Tall:tall
71. Easygoing Or Serious: both
72. Romantic Or Spontaneous: ?
73. Fatty Or Skinny: just right
74. Sensitive Or Loud: loud
75. Hook-up Or Relationship:relationship
76. Sweet Or Caring: both
77. Trouble Maker: somtimes
__Have You ever__
78. Kissed A Stranger: na
79. Had Alcohol: yes
80. Smoked: Nah
81. Ran Away From Home: no
82. Broken A Bone: yes
83. Got An X-ray: yes
84. Been With someone: yes
5. Broken Someone’s Heart: no
86. Broke Up With Someone: yes and it sucks
87. Cried When Someone Died: no
88. Cried At School: yes..
__Do You Believe In__
89. God: yus
90. Miracles: yep
91. Love At First Sight: kinda
92. Ghosts: no
95. Heaven: yup
96. Hell: yes
97. Angels: yes
98. Kissing On The First Date: Mabey hehehe
99. Horoscopes: no
100: The After Life: yes
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