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  • from Where i live, Sevo, home is in Hell though, got an apartment right next to stans, uh satans i mean.
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Just here to deliver a friendly FUCK YOU!!!!!
Me, Myself, and I
Consider me your overlord, for any who oppose me shall feel the wrath of my
lemon scented puppy dog of doom. I spend my time throwing chairs, severing
heads with a battleaxe and watching the lion king. Have a nice day.

I was a crack special opps unit in the Australian army but due to political circumstances i was imprisoned for a crime i didnt commit. I promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade and am hiding in the Sydney underground, still wanted by the Government, surviving as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find me, maybe you can hire ...... A CRAZED MANIAC!!!!!!
 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pretty much says it all, and just a warning, if you EVER play justin timberlake near me, i will violetnly throw up all over you, and if it still isnt stopped after that, i will destroy whatever device is defiling the air.
anything funny or horrendously violent, such as blood, death and destruction; a fluffy bunny story
AFL, GEELONG yes the brilliant sport and the brilliant team. The swans and parra can suck my
my cock, bowling, i'll watch nrl if theres nothin else on, go the storm. and for some reason unknown to man i have taken up fencing, oh well at least i get to stab people and i am encouraged to do so.
Scared Of
my reflection, since i have a huge mirror in my room i have a panic attack whenever
i get out of bed in the morning
Happiest When
any sporting team im supporting win and when parramatta and the swans lose. Or when I am in the midst of an epic battle, swinging my battleaxe around and killing thousands of people, its almost a bloodgasm, hanging with friends can be good too i suppose.....unless its joey, fuckin douchebag.
At war with
Anyone who opposes the SASSR or Australia, I will use my own personal army to wipe them out so that not even their molecules remain. Also, any fan of either hip or hop should probably watch their backs, i wont do anything, but my death stares have been known to cause insanity.

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  • Time Warp

    It's astounding, time is fleeting
    Madness takes its toll
    But listen closely, not for very much longer
    I've got to keep control

    I remember doing the TIme Warp
    Drinking those moments when
    The blackness would hit me and the void would be calling
    Let's do the time warp again...
    Let's do the time warp again!

    It's just a jump to the left
    And then a step to the right
    With your hands on your hips
    You bring your knees in tight
    But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
    Let's do the Time Warp again!

    It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me
    So you can't see me, no not at all
    In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention
    Well-secluded, I see all
    With a bit of a mind flip
    You're there in the time slip
    And nothing can ever be the same
    You're spaced out on sensation, like you're under sedation
    Let's do the Time Warp again!

    Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
    When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
    He shook me up, he took me by surprise
    He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes.
    He stared at me and I felt a change
    Time meant nothing, never would again
    Let's do the Time Warp again!

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  • Kiss me I'm shitfaced

    I play in a band, we're the best in the land
    We're big in both Chelsea and France
    I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar
    There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance
    So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty
    These other gals mean nothing to me
    Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night
    'Cause I'm more than a handful, you'll see

    So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
    I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown
    in the trousers, she kissed me
    And I only bought her one round

    I can bench press a car, I'm an ex football star
    with degrees from both Harvard and Yale
    Girls just can't keep up, I'm a real love machine
    I've had far better sex while in jail
    I've designed the Sears Tower, I make two grand an hour
    I cook the world's best duck flambe
    I'll take the pick of the litter, girls jockey for me
    I don't need these lines to get laid


    I'm a man of the night, a real ladies delight
    See my figure was chiseled from stone
    One more for the gal then I'll escort her home
    Come last call, I'm never alone
    I've a house on the hill with a red water bed
    That puts Hugh Heffnor's mansion to shame
    With girls by the pool and Italian sports cars
    I'm just here in this dump for the game

    [Chorus x2]

    Ahh, fuck it. Who am I shitting?

    I'm a pitiful sight, and I ain't all that bright
    I'm definitely not chiseled from stone
    I'm a cheat and a liar, no woman's desire
    I'll probably die cold and alone

    But just give me a chance, 'cause deep down inside
    I swear I got a big heart of gold
    I'm a monogamous man, no more one night stands
    Come on, honey, let me take you home

    [Chorus x4]

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  • Devil Went down to Georgia

    The devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal.
    He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind: he was willin' to make a deal.
    When he came across this young man sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot.
    And the devil jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
    "I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
    "And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
    "Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but give the devil his due:
    "I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
    The boy said: "My name's Johnny and it might be a sin,
    "But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."

    Johnny you rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard.
    'Cos hells broke loose in Georgia and the devil deals it hard.
    And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold.
    But if you lose, the devil gets your soul.

    The devil opened up his case and he said: "I'll start this show."
    And fire flew from his fingertips as he resined up his bow.
    And he pulled the bow across his strings and it made an evil hiss.
    Then a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this.
    When the devil finished, Johnny said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.
    "But if you'll sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done."

    Fire on the moun, run boys, run.
    The devil's in the house of the risin' sun.
    Chicken in the bread pin, pickin' out dough.
    "Granny, does your dog bite?"
    "No, child, no."

    The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
    He laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Johnny's feet.
    Johnny said: "Devil just come on back if you ever want to try again.
    "I told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been."

    And he played fire on the mount, run boys, run.
    The devil's in the house of the risin' sun.
    Chicken in the bread pin pickin' out dough.
    "Granny, does your dog bite?"
    "No, child, no."

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    lol no not just us 7, they were the only ones i really knew there were heaps more people at the disco... hence why sitting on some randoms lap was weird sucking up is always the way to go, i do it all the time, it always ensures a great report at parent teacher interviews, i tihnk eveyone does it because by the time your in year 12 everyone knows the ropes yuk you had to get up at 5:30... that sounds fun glad it was you and not me i would be asleep now if i was you hey are you all going to the senior function??

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    hey hey lol well a mates place is always a good backup... the disco was good i danced and i won krispy kremes because i won a game of musical laps... which is like musical chairs but except of sitting on chairs you have to sit on some random guys lap which was kind or weird but i won so its all good. um no joey did not come... it was just me, sam, bonnie, zoe, reinah, kathy and nick, so we just danced the whole night and then rocked up to 3rd Ave. maccas for some midnight nuggets how has your weekend been?

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    Hey Hey yeah i play touch, i play near stanhope gardens with Kathy and a lot of other people... sorry for the late comment by the way i had work and went out and shit like that and sorry about not getting you the information about saturday night, it was a good night if your wondering but its alright there will be plenty more where that came from and next time we will be sure to provide you with all the information lol talk later byebye

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    possibly. haha, according to who? i like school, lol.