GUYS RULES!
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1.

GUYS RULES CONTINUED!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only i f you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one 1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

AND SOME MORE.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing, " We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really. 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as SEX, CARS, the FOOTBALL or CRICKET 1. You have enough clothes.

FINALLY
1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

This is the girl that I want
This is the girl thats gon make me fall in love
Girl I would ride for you
Give up my life for you
Baby cos girl I changed
And this is the girl that I want
Uh oh oh (repeat)

Verse 1
I’m comfortable, it been way more than a month or two
It’s deeper than that I roll with you
So no other chick cant come close to you
And deep down I know that you notice
You don’t like if I come with you
But chicks wanna hug me in front of you
But I don’t mean to rude
I won’t find me another one quite like you
I know that we become so close
And I know I’m mostly on tour with girls backstage after the encore
But I’m down for you, look out for you
Try my best to be around for you
And if you still want me then I want you to know
You’re the one I want when I’m gone

Chorus
This is the girl that I want
This is the girl that’s gon make me fall in love
Girl I would ride with you
Give up my life for you
Baby cos girl I changed
And this is the girl that I want
This is the girl that I want
Forget bout all them other girls before
Wanna get involved with you
And the other girls aint the same
That play the game
This is the girl that I want
Uh oh oh (repeat)

Verse 2
Now I’ve been In a club many a time
Been a player two girls at a time
Been a brave bad boy like shine (too blind to see what you were doing)
I was involved in close, hiding with a silent ring tone
Like Jude Law in Closer
Relationship rollercoaster
My life, my real life co-star
And no doubt we coulda gone far
But I try and..STOP..coz so far
Well Dat wont Last
Move so fast spin round the track like go-karts
Over and over and over
Till the stop starts?? I’m so lost
Cos I couldn’t be what you wanted me to be
When I Couldnt Breathe I wanted you to leave
What you couldn’t see
Was Me in the club wif she
Looking like my wife to be
But finally
I’ve grown up since then
My eyes open up since then
I’ve changed so let’s keep it ... Movin

Chorus


Verse 3
Under the canopy
My stamina be enough for Angelina Jolie
Actually I had to become a man to be the man you see
And I know your fantasy
A baby and a family with me
I know how it sounds but believe me
If I don’t know how to be Teach me