i know you Merlin This hot chick with huge tits is showing on cam! Hit up jane81red@live.com on msn messenger before she gets off. Shes crazy!

hi, sry i'm jus a randomer is it okk if i add u as a friend?

Hey!! OMG! I havnt talked to you in forever! lol Well i was just seeing whats up? Britt

GRRRRRR! I'M A DRAGON! >

mom... i havent talked to you on bebo in a long time. but even tho u are a bitch at times, and a pretty shitty parent, i still love you. ~Dad HA!

me: dude, did you just see that midget? zach: oh my fucking god.... both of us: hahahahahahahahahaaha oh durky. good times. good times. flank flou flor fleing fla flriend.

only badass's get thrown out of gp sporting events man come on you just wish you were a badass like me and kcraig ... go bears

Ha ha! Its cruel how u can laugh at my expense. Anywayz... did I not say that I knew the cure to Mad Cow? But I guess u figured that out already now didnt ya? And yes, u are the only person who has ever asked me to sit on their face. What an odd request! haha. Anywayz.... love ya! (I'm a Molly Dolly!!!) haha

How rude of u to grab andy's ass and then blame it on me! Geez! "Well if u wanna grab my ass Kelsey... all you have to do is ask..."!!!!! Yep! Thanx! hahaha. I really feel the love!

NO WAY!! THE LAWNMOWER! That is awful. Geez that sux. U must not be very good if u get cheated on w/ the lawnmower! haha.... but ya i am prolly gonna call u this weekend and we'll hang out if I have a later curfew. Cuz nothing happens when u have to be home at 9! But have no fear... I found a cure to ur disease.

Thanx babe I love u 2. Oh, and hows the mad cow treatin ya?

hey dude, i was wonderin if i could borrow your surgerical mask for next weekend. im going to the movies and dont want to catch any fucked up diseases. so just drop them by sometime after school if you can. WHOOP. WHOMP. TURKEYS. thanks for the peaches, i mean, thanks for coming. have a nice day.

Hey... u know im kidding. I like ur beautiful man tits! HaHa! But seriously... now that I have my license, we have to hang out sometime. That is... if u can take some time away from the milkman and all because me and the janitor r just not working out. haha. And bullshit! U r not dying. Believe me... the disease is not incurable... because I gave it 2 u so I should know! haha. Besides... mad cow is for the cows. Ur a man.... SUCK IT UP!!! Anywayz... i will talk to u later love! haha

Cubs? psssh... Cards in the series baby

U loser! U have ur shirt off 2! haha... but hey... seriously... u can shut up about the janitor if u r still w/ the milkman! Ya get what u give and fair is fair! And dont worry... one of these days we will party together! U have my word! Luv ya!

hi u r cute... we should hang out! HA!

Dude next week I'll make ur cousin somethin special. And I'm only going fishing if u go with me. Haha. You are CRAZY... but I love you. See ya at church! lol

Oh! My dear, fake boyfriend... my heart goes out to you and I wish you the best in your time of need during your surgery. Fuck mad cow disease! haha... and seriously... Ricky scares the shit outta me and I swear that he is gonna kill us all someday!!! Maybe we should stop talking about him when he is behind us! Geez... And you know what?... Who gives a shit if there is lumps in it?! Get Over It! haha just kidding I love u!!!

thanks for the peaches, i mean, thanks for coming. have a nice day. (now you will be popular)