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Johnny

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Me, Myself, and I
Slices of Fried Gold....

Laughters my medicine for life......

Do it with a smile on your face...


"I feel like i got shot in the Face"

"Do you realise how skinny my legs are"


"Fuck you and your bald headed eagle you cross eyed Canadian Cunt"
Music
The kooks, Arctic Monkeys, Paddy Caset, James Blunt, Luke Kelly, Razorlight, Amy Wisehouse, Aslan, Damien Rice, Mark Ronson, Damien dempsey, celion dion(legend)Tiesto, Fall out boy, The killers, Quenn, Smokie, Pete Doherty, The White stripes, Garth Brooks, Bob Dylan, Mika, The Fratellis, Bagatelle, Christy Moore, kings of leon, One Republic, The Beatles, Eagles, Bob Marley, Jak L, Catherine Jenkins, Coldplay, Chilli's, Ste
 reophonics, Eric Clapton, The Verve, Lenny Cohen, Michael jackson, The soundtrack to Juno and Shrek, Collbie Caillet, Mic Christopher, Anto and Fintan(Gerrup outta dat)
Films
Not a film but scrubs!Shawshank Redemption, Man on Fire, The green mile, Apocalypto(unreal)Knocke
 d up, Con air, Jumper, Crushprrof, MR DEEDS(Fookin Hilarious)Blue Streak, Nothing to lose, 51st State, Old School, Gladiator, The first Matrix..Fatal Deviation(Me bro's in it)So bad its genius..River Wild, Deja Vu..Remember the Titans..WelconmTo the Jungle
Sports
Love me Gym..Soccer, GAA(Retired), Rugb
 y(Spectator) and fireball, Tonto's greatest achievment..Im fond of the auld welly throwing aswell..."Did you see the spin i put on that fella"!!
Scared Of
Petrified ov gettin Fat, Diein young, Slugs..There straight from the belly ov hell..anyone close to me diein, women with hairy arms..Big fuckers, ..Clingy girls..The dark coz me crazy neighbour freaks me out..Pleeze Leave me alone..Your really scary..and how could ya have a mini farm in ur spare room, and be blatantly unaware ov it, allegedly...Me car, angry Mum..Fuzzy hair..Drugs..the evil drink Absince..Moths..Mirrors in the dark..Goin bald..Gettin me teeth Knocked out, Hairy Toes..Geetin crunched by a Bull, remembering something i didnt want to remember..Fallin asleep around the lads..Havin no eyebrows or leg hair..Jimmy Bennett..Kerry Girls..Polish Mobsters!!Drowning..
Diein on the toliet..Gettin old and fat...
Happiest When
Watching kids puttin snots in there pocket(It actually happind)..Talkin Cod dung till im wreckin me own head!!Meetin new people!!..In ibiza or anywher foreign...Watchin sky sports news..Anything to do with randomness!!..Laughin till i almost die!!..Wen a certain sumone tells me they wanna knock me out with a saucepan and rape me!!Classy Gal!!Legend:L ....Watchin Jamie's Ten different personalitys abuse anyone within a country mile!!...IT WILL NEVER GET OLD:L ...Hearin the words "Double Hammer SWAN-DIVE"....And "The absolute ADASITY of Sum PEople"....
Watchin Midgets running, talking, crying, fallin off chairs and gettin karate chopped to the neck..SLICES OF FRIED GOLD:D ......Cow-Tippin!!!!....Guaranteed to make u laugh till you almost die...The worlds full of Laughter...Get out there and tare the arse out of it yez mad sausage and Jam sandwiches;)
Pet hates...
People talkin ova me..Uni-brows, People who smell, Brillo Pads..Unpredictable dogs, When me hammert falls off the roof, Athlone..Pizza's, Gettin sick, Fallin outta me bed Mid-sleep..!!!Liars..Eastenders, C
 oronation Street, Emmerdale, Fairly City, heartbeat..and all dem otha soaps!!Drive me crazy!!!Fly's who keep landin on ya..!!!People hu alwa's look miserable...Gettin up on monday mornings...IGNORANCE, (Wats the point)..People hu get rowdy afta a few drinks..DISHES..rarrr..makin me bed, hooverin..broccoli, pepper
 s..Smelly feet, Shit summers, Frank Lampard, Wind, lumpy cushions, bad breath, messy spitty drunks, the bouncers in taboo..The word "Comprende"..Americans.Muslim
 s(Just the evil ones)..The lead singer from razorlight, Naomi Campbell.. Stubble..Overcooked srambled egg, teabags that bust....Ha..Self-praise..Trinny and Suzzanagh..Naggin..People who clean 2 much..Cats who are stuck up there own arse..Ur a fookin Cat stop playn hard to get!!!!!..Cricket...Fluff in me belly button..Itchyness..And socks wi
Fave Place
Ibiza by a country mile..!!Me comfy sittin room...Outside supermacs on a Saturday Night or god be with the days, Fulhams on a monday morning!!"Double whiskey and whiskey please Gerry"..
The Other Half Of Me
Tonto

Tonto

Carlsberg dont do Delivery Men.....But if they did

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      I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons

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    Your nickname: Smooth:P
    What color shirt/top are you wearing?: Meath T shirt!!
    Name three things that are physically close to you:: Phone,Bed and C.d Case
    What is the last book you read?: The boy in the striped pyjama's!!
    Are you or were you a good student?: No i was a messer!!
    What is your favorite music album?: James Morrisson Undiscovered!!
    Do you enjoy sleeping late?: Yip!!
    Whats the weather like right now?: Sunny would you believe!!
    Who tells the best jokes?: Kevin Cottrell!!
    What was your last dream about?: Hanging a door!!
    Have you ever been involved in a car accident?: Yea,2 minor ones!!
    Do you believe in karma?: A categorical NO!!
    Do you believe in luck?: Yes defo!!
    Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up?: Both but scrambled 1st!!
    Do you collect anything? If so, what?: Memorys..Ive a head full of them!!
    Are you proud of yourself?: Yea for all the wrong reasons!!
    Are you reliable?: No..
    Have you ever given money to a bum?: Yes...
    What is your hobby?: Soccer,snooker and trying to stay off the beer!!
    Have you ever had a secret admirer?: Yes..Not so secret anymore!!
    Do you like the smell of gasoline?: The smell and the taste!!
    Do like to draw or paint?: Not really..Used to before my mind was corrupted!!
    Is your room messy?: No,The mother would crunch the jaw of me!!
    What is your favorite fruit?: Bananna's!!..I am the bannanna man!!
    Do you give in easily?: No its scary how stubborn i can be!!
    Are you a good guesser?: No..Terrible!!
    Can you read other people: Sometimes...
    Are you a bully?: No...
    Do you have a job?: Yes..
    What time did you wake up this morning?: 10.49...
    What did you eat for breakfast this morning?: A lump of cheesecake and a a cup of coffee!!
    When was the last time you showered?: 10minutes ago..
    What do you plan on doing tomorrow?: Work..Watch United,Arsenal..C.L Semi Final
    Your favorite day of the week and why?: Thursday..Dont actually know why!!
    What did you last wear at a costume party?: Wonder woman!!
    Have you ever done scuba diving?: Nope...
    What is your least favorite color?: Snotty green!!
    Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who?: Not really..
    Would you ever go skydiving?: Love to say yes but doubt if id have the jiblets!!
    What toothpaste do you use?: Colgate!!
    Do you enjoy challenges?: Yes..
    The worst injury you have had?: Torn Ligaments..Ankle!!
    The last movie you saw?: Taken or Man on Fire..Not sure!!
    What do you want to know about the future?: What Country will i end up living in!!
    Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to?: The bould Neil fella..
    Your favorite school subject?: English and Business studies!!
    Your least favorite school subject?: French..Jeeze..Zzzzz!!
    Would you rather have money or love?: Love for sure!!
    What is your dream vacation?: Some paradise Island nobodys ever lived on!!
    What is your favorite animal?: Dogs!!
    Do you miss anyone right now?: No...
    The last sporting event you watched?: United and Spurs..5-2.After been 2 down at half time!!
    Do you need to do laundry?: No Mam does all that!!
    Do you listen to the radio?: Sometimes when im working!!
    Your favorite TV talk show?: Jonathon Ross!!
    Your dream car?: Lamborghini,Merculada(Spellcheck)or an Audi R8
    Have you ever caught a butterfly?: Yes..
    What color are your bed sheets?: Baby Blue!!
    What is your ringtone?: Some random collection of beeps!!
    Who was the last person to make you laugh?: Dad..
    Do you have any obsessions right now?: Cheesecake..
    Do you like things that glow in the dark?: Not really..
    Whats your favorite fruity scent?: Dont have one!!
    Do you watch cartoons?: Yip..
    Have you ever sat on a roof?: Every day!!
    Have you ever been to another country/continent?: Yes!!
    Name three things in the world you dislike: Pie balls..Double chins and El Hadj Diouf!
    Name three people in the world you dislike: Gillian McKeith,Peaches Geldof and that Fat cunt Brian Cowen!!
    Has a rumor even been spread about you?: No idea!!
    Do you like sushi?: Never had it!!
    Do you believe in magic?: Eh no..Theres no such thing!!
    Do you hold grudges?: Somrtimes..Depends on the person!!
    Who is your favorite person?: Dylan Moran!!
    Best female friend?: Sarah!!
    Best male friend?: Ryano
    Hyper or laid back?: Mostly laid back..
    Dressy or casual?: Bit of both!!
    Favorite rappers?: Kanye West
    Favorite female singer?: Tina Turner,Celine Dion!!
    Did you enjoy this survey?: No it took forever!!

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    • Johnny
      Johnny

      Does ANYBODY actually use Bebo anymore??

      5/19/11
    • Jeff Walker
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      bebo is dead....!!!

      5/15/10
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      Friday 21st May 2010 Frames Complex, Belfast Lucid Events Presents: UNEXIST (Masters of Hardcore) Cuffy Dual & Shokk Labtek & Pulse JimBob Brett Kydd Doors: 8pm - 2am Drinks Promos between 8pm and 10pm!! Tickets: £10 (Limited Supply only 170 Available) Available NOW from BASSDIVISION, BELFAST, any of the DJS Dress Cool, & BRING ID!! See you there Johnny

      5/3/10
    • Claire Butler
      Claire Butler

      wel hw u wat u up toxxxxx

      2/18/10
    • Jeff Walker
      luv Jeff Walker

      jaysus 4 people that dont know da situation that comment dosnt come off great..!! mwah haha

      1/31/10
    • Xx-Aileen Butler-Xx
      Xx-Aileen Butler-Xx

      i will....!!!!:P :P :P im grand..!! wer bak 2 skool:( :( phil broke his thumb :( :( >!!!!!!

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    • Xx-Aileen Butler-Xx
      luv Xx-Aileen Butler-Xx

      waal johnny hwz u wat u been up ta...????? xxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

      1/22/10
    • Jeff Walker
      luv Jeff Walker

      love for john...!!

      1/10/10
    • Roisín Nic Dhomhnaill

      hey hun i am on facebook hun, roisinnicdhomhnaill. x

      10/31/09
    • Niamh Mc Neely
      luv Niamh Mc Neely

      ye iv kinda been snubbin bebo aswel...im likin facebuk at d min :) dis constantly drinkin rely dose take its toll...wasnt feelin 2 great dis morn :L jus love goin out up dr...its such a change of scenary :) ye get ur ass upta maynooth mr :L oh yay....luky me... ha!! no plans rely...jus wrkin all weeknd...goin out lik twice a week in coll so by the time i get home im not bothered.. so all is quiet wit me... ne excuse 4 a session 4 ya ;) jus chillin on the internet on a fri nite...how cul am i ha!! headin to london nxt weeknd wit all d girls so cant wait 4 dt :) how ridiculousy drunk was the weddin?? :L

      10/2/09
    • Kelly Mccarthyeglington
      Kelly Mccarthyeglington

      hey hun hows it going for some strange reason ya popped into me head so thought rude not to email ya and let you know h aha... hows thing back home im still ozz land havin a ball met so many nice people!! im heading to sydey for xmas will on the bondi beach xmas day yaayy!!!

      9/29/09
    • Niamh Mc Neely
      luv Niamh Mc Neely

      ye gras still ere so dy wont b 2 sad i hope :L bt me bein d fave daughter nd all id say it will b tough!! :) ye rely xcited... got d keys 2day so movin up on sun... ah i new it wud b 2 strange 4 u 2 b keepin quiet :L exactly im sik of d same auld ting every weeknd so maynooth is a nice change... ya will hav ta cum nd visit :L :L god donegal and longford??!! fair play :) u wrkin away or wat ya doin wit urself? eh took out a bag d other day 2 use nd found ur medal....random eh??!! :L francy was even askin whos it was :L

      9/17/09
    • Nada Bayer
      Nada Bayer

      Funbagmeister actually silly:P .... how ya doin?;)

      9/17/09
    • Niamh Mc Neely
      luv Niamh Mc Neely

      jus a tad bt alls good now :L tings are grand.. .movin upta maynooth on sun so lookin 4ward to dt! :) u keepin quiet dese days?

      9/16/09