This is about James Ma

CHINESE INTRO

RAP MUSIC STARTS

VERSE 1

"" They call me 50 Yen, but my real name's James Ma, ""
"" And I come from Hong Kong, China, ""
"" And every morning I go, " Cheena wing wong, " ""
"" And my favourite food is Crispy Wong Tong! ""

VERSE 2

"" A few months, my mum was bitchin, ""
"" Because she banned me, from the Golden Coach Kitchen, ""
"" I go to my bedroom, to get rid of this pain, ""
"" By Sitting down, and eating some Chicken Chow Main! ""

CHORUS

"" I am really fat, cause I eat all day, ""
"" I am really yellow, and I'm extremely gay, ""
"" I've never, ever read a book, ""
"" Cause I'm 50 Yen, and I'm a retarded Gooc! ""

VERSE 3

"" My dad slaps my ass, I cum over his knee, ""
"" Just Because I look like Bruce Lee, ""
"" I was walking one day, and I fell in a bog, ""
"" And thought, " I could make Good Chow Main with that filthy dog! " ""

VERSE 4

"" As well as my chin, I have fucked-up eyes, ""
"" But at least I can see my freshly-baked pies, ""
"" When I want coke, I get it in a mug, ""
"" I say " Fuck Off! " , I want it in a jug! ""

CHORUS
"" I am really fat, cause I eat all day, ""
"" I am really yellow, and I'm extremely gay, ""
"" I've never, ever read a book, ""
"" Cause I'm 50 Yen, and I'm a retarded Gooc! ""

VERSE 5

"" They say my name, I say " Wut? " ""
"" They say " You look like Jabba the Hut, ""
"" I know i'll never get Gonorrhoea, ""
"" But I Know I've Had Diarrhoea! ""

VERSE 6

"" I really, really need to get fit, ""
"" Cause I get a stitch, when I take a shit, ""
"" I've been fat since the age of 3, ""
"" Oh wait, it's time for tea! ""

CHORUS

"" I am really fat, cause I eat all day, ""
"" I am really yellow, and I'm extremely gay, ""
"" I've never, ever read a book, ""
"" Cause I'm 50 Yen, and I'm a retarded Gooc! ""

VERSE 7

"" The Doctor told me I was lucky to be alive, ""
"" I said, "" Oh shit, it's Five, ""
"" I sprinted home, I almost died, ""
"" It's all because I'm huge and very wide! ""

VERSE 8

"" My bedroom is an absolute shithole, ""
"" And on the floor, I saw an unfinished bacon roll, ""
"" It was only seconds later before I ate it, ""
"" My mam came in, and said I was fat and unfit! ""

CHORUS

"" I am really fat, cause I eat all day, ""
"" I am really yellow, and I'm extremely gay, ""
"" I've never, ever read a book, ""
"" Cause I'm 50 Yen, and I'm a retarded Gooc! ""

VERSE 9

"" Everyone I see calls me fat, ""
"" And my friends think I'm a twat, ""
"" There is a traditon in China: ""
"" It is: " All fat chinks must eat loads of pizza! " ""

VERSE 10

"" On the way home, I was in a hurry, ""
"" Because for tea, it was Chicken Curry ""
"" My mam told me, my cholesterol levels were high, ""
"" She said if I don't stop, I'm gonna die! ""

CHORUS

"" I am really fat, cause I eat all day, ""
"" I am really yellow, and I'm extremely gay, ""
"" I've never, ever read a book, ""
"" Cause I'm 50 Yen, and I'm a retarded Gooc! ""

VERSE 11

"" I just love to eat tonnes of cake, ""
"" But I ate so much, I made my house break, ""
"" You should know I'm Chinese, ""
"" Yes, Chinese, Not Japanese! ""

VERSE 12

"" To end this, I'm fat and I'm Chinese, ""
"" And I fucking love cookies, ""
"" It's 50 Yen, and I'm outta here, ""
"" Your all white, so kiss my rear! ""

Comment please......

1) New York City has 11 letters

2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.

3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin
Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.

4) George W Bush has 11 letters.

This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting:

1) New York is the 11th state.

2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number
11.

3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11

4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers.
6+5 = 11

5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 = 11

6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number
911. 9 + 1 + 1 = 11.

Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own
mind:

1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was
254. 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.

2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year. Again 2 + 5 + 4
= 11.

3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11.

4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers
incident.

Now this is where things get totally eerie:

The most recognised symbol for the US, after the Stars & Stripes, is
the Eagle. The following verse is taken from the Quran, the Islamic
holy book:

"For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle.
The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and lo,
while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced: for
the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was
peace."

That verse is
number 9.11 of the Quran.

uncovinced about all of this Still ..?! Try this and see how you feel
afterwards, it made my hair stand on end:

Open Microsoft Word and do the following:

1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first
plane to hit one of the Twin Towers.

2. Highlight the Q33 NY.

3. Change the font size to 48.

4. Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS

What do you think now?!!

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