LEO - The Lion
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.

VIRGO - The One that Waits
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only.

SCORPIO - The Addict
EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Caring.

LIBRA - The Lame One
Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet; however, not the kind of person you want to mess with...

ARIES - The Liar
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser.&nbs p; EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships. Addictive. Loud.

AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out.

GEMINI - Irresistible
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good in the 'you know where'. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong.&nbs p; THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.

CANCER - The Cutie
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great telling stories. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to.

PISCES - The Partner for Life
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humor!!! Thoughtful. Always lets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.

CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart.

TAURUS - The Tramp
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth!

SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with - you might end up crying.

#1
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under your picture that say shit like
"top model pose"
Or
"sexy bitch"
Or
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.


#2
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


#3
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
Or
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


#4
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


#5
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.


#6
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.


#7
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


#8
Little 6th graders who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!


#9
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


#10
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).


#11
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!

#12
adding "ilicious" on the end of your name does NOT make you hot!

1. The phone rings. What's your rinng tone?
its either on silent or its the godfather ringtone

2. If you HAD to kiss the last person you kissed, would you?
yeah for sure, cuz it was my sister!!!

3. Who was the last person you shared beds with?
no one!!! i dont share my bed and if i did then they would be getting kicked out after about 2 in the morning

4. Favorite ex?
none of them liked me back so i dont have one

5. Does the person you like know that you like them?
wouldnt have a clue i dont reckon

6. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
LEGS!!!!!! nar presonality haha

7. Where are you right now?
inside of this big scary room inwhich has my computer in it

8. Did you go anywhere today?
yeah school

9. When was the last time you cried?
like last week haha (over shit all)

11. Ever liked someone who treated you like crap?
lol all the time

12. Where's the last place you walked to?
down the road to the post box lol

13. Last time you had a sleepover?
9 weeks ago

14. what is the latest you've stayed up in the past week?
like 6:30 in the monrning

15. Name three people who made you smile today?
my mummy and my daddy and my sister and my best mate nathan

16. What was your last fight about and with who?
my mummy, about how many glasses of orange juice i should be having everyday lol

17. What is the last thing you said ?
yes mum i would like you to make my dinner for me

18. First person on yot missed call list?
nathan or naeem

19. What did the last text message you recieved say and who from?l
are you comin to my dinner party on friday night from Sal

20. Plans for tomorrow?
sleep in and then school

Where do you live?
in Canberra

DESCRIBE YOUR…

What is your nationalilty?
lol Tazweigan braz

Background on your cell phone?
my sister

Jewelry worn daily?
my watch

Where your default picture was taken?
in that big scary room i told you about

Eyes:
blue

Life:
boring

House:
small and on the top of a hill

WHAT ARE YOU...

Doing this weekend?
basketball and assignments

Wearing?..
a wife beater and a white pair of champion fleece pants (despite the fact its really hot)

Wanting?
to drive my fathers car

Listening to?
a cd that nathn made for me lol and he knows which one aswell

Something you're afraid of?
loosing my sister

What do you smell?
mum cooking my dinner

Eating?
in like 2 minutes

Do you believe in soul mates?
wouldnt have a clue what they are

Do you sleep naked?
if i can be bothered

Do you like seafood?
some things

Do you remember your dreams?
yeah, until i awake from them

Do you consider yourself a study freak?
nope

Do you speak another language other than English?
no

What's something you wish you could understand better?
Specialist Maths

What did you do last weekend?
basketball and assignments

Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
nah, im not good looking

Orange or apple juice?
orange

Who were the last people you went out to lunch with?
people from school

Last time you ate a home grown tomato?
never

The most annoying sound in the world?
my ears ringing after i have been at a concert

Last thing you ate?
i am eating now!!!

Last person you hugged?
my sister

Who do you hate right now?
you, for making me answer the stupid questions (joking)

Last stupid thing you did?
get out of bed to drive my sister to school bahahahahaha