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Calum McGuinness

Coming home 23rd of June! Canny wait! =D

4/24/09 | me too! | Reply

Calum McGuinness
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  • Male, 23, Luv 49
  • from Cumbernauld, Scotland or Perth (Australia)
  • I am Single
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  • Member since: July 2006
  • Last active: 4/5/11
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About Me

Me, Myself, and I
Im Calum, 18, live in Perth, Australia. Moved out here in January 2007 from Cumbernauld in Scotland.

I like facebook better..add me there =D


P.S. i hardly use this
Music...
Tiesto, Scott Brown, Hixxy, Matt Darey, Gatecrasher, Dj Paly, Atreyu, Alter Bridge, Bullet For My Valentine, The Calling, Creed, Linkin Park, R.E.M., Fallout Boy, Simple Plan, The Kooks, Panic At The Disco, Gary McF, Curtai, Jordan Fyfe, Housty, The Veronicas, The Fray, James Blunt, Daniel Powter, Rob Zombie, Fratellis, Nickelback, Fozzy, Foo Fighters, RHCP, Evanescence
Films...
Anchorman, Shawn Of The Dead, The Shawshank Redemption, American Pie 1, 2, 3, Scary Movie 1, 2, 3, Football Factory, Green Street, Anger Management, Jackass, Beverly Hills Cop, Bruce Almighty, Gone In 60 Seconds, Die Hard, School Of Rock
Sports...
Used to play football(soccer) but became lazy and quit, support celtic, Pool/Snooker, Cricket, Badminton, Tennis, the odd bit of fishing =P
Loves...
Sleeping(lie ins in particular), holidays, Solo, strawberry milkshakes, the occasional alcoholic beverage, shopping when i have money, Banter, Subway, my old job, OLD FRIENDS!, driving, Jim Beam =D, Smirnoff Ice =D
Hates...
Hangovers, having no money, being tired, beggars, school, headaches, not being able to see people i want to anymore, work, buses that dont come on time, rain when you have no jacket, people who talk behind your back, inappropriate loudness, missing out on jillians driving lessons, CHILDREN, getting woke up, dads cooking, other drivers, bars that ask for ID
Shoutouts...
Allan, Jillian, Ross, Chazy, Andy, Lorna, Loobee, Vicki, Emsie, Laura, Emma, Gemma, Fiona, Samantha, Catherine, Karen, Lyndsay, Julie. let me know if ive forgotten anyone=D
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calum.mcguinness@hotmail.co.u
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  • Box Of Memories....

    Leave one memory of you and me together as a comment. It doesnt matter if i know you a little or a lot, just anything u remember!

    5 Comments 325 weeks

  • Annoying People

    1. People who point at their wrist for the time...I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours?! Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?!

    2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V and change it manually.

    3. When peaople say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it!" Fucking right! What good is cake if you cant eat?!

    4. When people say "It's always in the last place you look!" Of course it is! Why the fuck would you keep looking after you found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

    5. When people say while watching a film "Did you see that?". No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema to stare at the fucking floor!

    6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didnt really give me a choice there did you sunshine?

    7. When something is "new and improved". Which is it? If it's new then there has never been something before it. If it's an improvement then there must have been something before it,

    8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck? Life is the longest damn thing anyone fucking does! What can you do thats longer?

    9. When you're waiting for the bus and someone askes "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I still be standing here knob-head?

    10. People who say things like "My eyes aren't what they used to be" So what did they used to be? Ears, wellington boots?

    11. When your eating something and someone says "Is that nice?" No it's really revolting - I always eat things I hate.

    12. People who announce that there going to the toilet. Thanks, that's an image I really didn't need.

    13. McDonalds staff who pretend they dont understand you if you dont insert "Mc" before the the item ypou are ordering...It has to be a McChicken Burger, just a chicken burger gets blank looks. Well i'll have a McKnife and stick it in your McEyes you fucking PRICK!

    0 Comments 345 weeks

  • Some Questions, Brought To You By Peter Kay

    1. Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get
    undressed?

    2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down
    to the core of the earth?

    3. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

    4. Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your
    arse?

    5. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you
    do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?

    6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

    7. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

    8. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for
    centuries' have a 'use by' date?

    9. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
    horrible crisp no one would eat?

    10. Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

    11. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?

    12. What do people in China call their good plates?

    13. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time,
    but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

    14. What do you call male ballerinas?

    15. Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?

    16. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

    17. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
    vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

    18. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

    19. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

    20. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out of the window?!

    2 Comments 363 weeks

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    Jillian Saunders

    I snagged $493 in two days doing almost nothing! I got it from - http://goo.gl/id2yy Keep this a secret!

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  • Scott Stirling
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    hey mister. hows u? not spoke to u n a long tym...lolb nice to speak soon, hope ur well....

    7/25/09
  • Christine W
    Christine W

    have a good holiday! :)

    6/23/09
  • Jillian Saunders
    luv Jillian Saunders

    Woo hoo!! I cant wait 2 see u! Thank u so much, i cant believe thats uni over! its my graduation on Friday! R u staying with ur grandparents? Well im finishing tesco on Tuesday so i'll b free most of the time so whenever suits u! Im think u have my number but i'll send u it anyway just in case Can't wait 2 see u Miss u 2 x x x

    6/21/09
  • Tiger Baby Rrr
    Tiger Baby Rrr

    hey jezo 3 days lol not long obv im jst as excited to hmm lol, yeh things with me r gd usual tho im jst abt to go to work lol 12-6 blah lol, will hav 2 catch up whn ur bak oon thn :) get a wee nyt out sorted lol xx

    6/20/09
  • Tiger Baby Rrr
    Tiger Baby Rrr

    aw so u mean il hav to say bye 2 u once again :( lol, can i come live with u in australia :) :) :) lol, will b great 2 see ya again :) erm on the driving note no, started the lessons eventualy lol so il get there sum day mayb lol xxx

    5/4/09
  • Claire
    Claire

    hey cuz sorry for the long reply time been busy handin my last essays hehe! I heard off teh grape wine that you were comming back but as I've not been home for like a week haven't really spoke to anybody lol so when are you set for comin home then?

    4/25/09
  • Stuart James Reid
    Stuart James Reid

    there you go, telling ppl your coming home , beefeater will it be then ?

    4/24/09
  • Jillian Saunders
    luv Jillian Saunders

    Hey u!!!!! Its far too long n ano thats partly my fault 2 so im sorry!! Woohoo ur comin home!!! How long for? We have 2 definitely meet up!! i cant wait!! Hows things goin 4 u? Well thats me almost finished uni now, just hand in my dissertation then an exam n thats me all done!! Guess What??? Im still workin in ur beloved tesco lol. We'll need 2 take a wee trip there when ur back!! Can't wait 2 see u!! x x x

    4/21/09
  • Fee.Dee.
    luv Fee.Dee.

    Hey stranger i hear ur comin back, is this a holiday or a perminant thing? how u anyway? xx

    4/20/09
  • Tiger Baby Rrr
    Tiger Baby Rrr

    aw realy :) :) yay!!! how long for, cnt weait, its been 2 long :) xx

    4/20/09
  • luv Jac

    Hi How r yah? yer mum dad n liam? Cummon depress me .... hows the weather been? lol OOhh i got a job, i start on monday...so nervous lol! N J is going back to the bank a wee on monday so he better be getting me a gd xmas present lol! Hows ur many many jobs goin lol? wb x x

    11/8/08
  • Lynne Robinson
    Lynne Robinson

    Calummmmm :D How the hell are you? Havent spoke in actual ages :( Hows things in aussie? its just getting into your summer now eh? Lucky youu its bloody freezing here =/ Hows uni goin etc? We need a big catch up soon .. i miss youuuu :( Bebo Back :) Love Youuuuu :D xox PS .. i passed my driving test :D

    10/16/08
  • Carole Allman
    luv Carole Allman

    Hi Calum good to see you online. Did you go away with your mum n dad last week? opr where you allowed to stay? What have you been up to are you still enjoying Oz?

    10/14/08
  • TAilsy
    TAilsy

    did u c the rangers game was it 4 goals to rangers and only 2 to celtic and where were they playin .................ohh yeah it was celtic park beaten at home u should be ashamed

    8/31/08
  • Catherine Tolland
    Catherine Tolland

    Hey Calum, very long time..... sorry Im so rubish!! So what you studying at Uni then? And who's the girlfriend? Do tell me mre.... Not much news from down here in Brum, but I am still on school holidays so its been pretty chilled!! xxx

    8/27/08
  • Jillian Saunders
    Jillian Saunders

    HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG i havent spoke 2 u i soooooooooo long!!! How r u???? Howz uni???? Howz life in oz???? Can't believe how long since we've been in touch!!!!! Im still off uni the now, can't believe that im goin in2 ma last year at uni tho, 1 year 2day n i'll b startin ma big scary job with my new class!!!! Anyway i wont write anymore coz as ur online i want u 2 get this msg while ur on!!! Miss u loads x x x x x x x x x x x x

    8/18/08
  • Vicki Hudson

    hiya :) havnt spoken 4 ages , i miss u calum :( when u cummin home? wb love you xxxxxx

    8/12/08