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Cheez !!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • from york
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  • Last active: 8/22/10
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Me, Myself, and I
HIYA,

i'm cheez well it not my real name but its what i'm known as.i live in york well not in york just outside york. i'm not a super duper exiting person quite the opposite all i do is sit on computer games or watching the simpsons.see i still have 800 characters and i have just described myself perfectly.Well thats enough of that i'm off back to bed to catch up on lost sleep.one more thing before i sleep HEFTY STINKS

BYE




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Music
franz ferdinand or kaiser cheifs i like anything like that
Films
The greatest film ever is die hard the one in the tower block its well good. Also i like the family guy movie its the funniest film i have seen
Sports
when i was a little boy i asked my mother what wud i b wud i be rovers wud i be hull heres wat she said to me wash your mouth out son and go get your fathers gun n shoot the rovers scum shoot the rovers scum
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Scared Of
nothing except my mum shes well hard
Happiest When
sleeping or watching T.V
T.V
The Simpsons obviously is the best but Two pints comes a close second.the only soap i watch is eastenders. the best type of programme is american animation i.e family guy, american dad and futurama there well funny

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    Rumours that Frank Lampard was seen successfully seducing a young woman
    in a Spanish nightclub with a one-liner have been completely refuted by
    the English FA. Adam Crozier, chief publicity officer stated: "I find it
    totally preposterous to suggest that one of our players could make a
    successful pass to or at anyone."

    Top tips:
    1.If a small child is choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a
    jug of boiling water down its throat and hey presto! The blockage is almost
    instantly removed.

    2. Before attempting to remove stubborn stains from a garment, always
    circle the stain in permanent pen, so that when you remove the garment from
    the washing machine you can easily locate the area of the stain and check
    that it has gone.

    3. Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand next to the
    object you wish to view.

    4. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
    someone else to hold them while you chop away.

    5. Always poo at work. Not only will you save money on toilet paper, but
    you'll also be getting paid for it.

    6. Weight watchers. Avoid that devilish temptation to nibble at a chocolate
    bar in the cupboard or fridge by not buying the damn thing in the first
    place, fatso.

    7. Save on booze by drinking cold tea instead of whisky. The morning after,
    you can create the effects of a hangover by drinking a thimble full of
    washing up liquid and banging your head repeatedly on the wall.

    8. Recreate the fun of a visit to a public swimming pool in your home by
    filling the bath with cold water, adding two bottles of bleach, then
    urinating into it, before jumping in.

    9. Don't buy expensive 'ribbed' condoms, just buy an ordinary one and slip
    a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on.

    10.Thicken up runny low-fat yoghurt by stirring in a spoonful of lard.

    11. Anorexics, when your knees become fatter than your legs, start eating
    cakes again.

    12. An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an
    inexpensive vibrator.

    13. Olympic athletes. Disguise the fact that you've taken steroids by
    running a bit slower.

    14. Smokers, save on matches and lighters, by simply lighting your next fag from the butt of your last one.

    15. Vegetarians coming to dinner? Simply serve them a nice bit of steak or
    veal. Since they're always going on about how tofu, Quorn, meat substitute
    etc 'tastes exactly like the real thing', they won't know the difference.

    16. Give comics that 'Pulp Fiction' feel by reading the last frames of cartoons first, then read the rest in a random order.

    17. High blood pressure sufferers. Simply cut yourself and bleed for a
    while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

    18. Heavy smokers. Don't throw away those filters from the end of your
    cigarettes. Save them up and within a few years you'll have enough to insulate your roof.

    19. 'Smart' car drivers. Attach a lighted sparkler to the roof of your car
    before starting a long journey.You drive the things like dodgems anyway, so it may as well look like one.

    20. A mouse trap placed on top on of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep

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  • Lee
    Lee

    wats the matter cheez no good on the wii :L :L :L :L :L :L :L

    8/18/09
  • Lee
    Lee

    eyy up cheez hows it going pal???? wubu2 l8ly?

    7/24/09
  • Lee
    Lee

    arrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhh pikey:L :L :L :L :L :L :L

    4/16/09
  • Lee
    Lee

    now then rent boy havent left ya a comment for a while, hows it going? wubu2??

    4/12/09
  • Lee
    Lee

    now then rude boy had any more 3sums wiv big sue and tanya?? :L :L :L :L go on son:L :L :L

    3/1/09
  • Lee
    Lee

    cheez wants 3 sum wiv big sue n tanya;) ;) go on lad get in there:L :L :L :L :L

    2/5/09
  • Lee
    Lee

    now den rude boy u cumin out??

    1/6/09
  • Lee
    Lee

    now then pal hope u av a good xmas n new yr, we off in town on new yr or wat? wb pal

    12/19/08
  • Lee
    Lee

    u cuming out 2nite?

    11/24/08
  • Lee
    Lee

    ey up cheez not seen or spoke 4 a while wubu2 fella?

    11/17/08
  • Lee
    Lee

    wats the matter cheez still at school:L :L :L :L :L :L :L :L :L

    11/10/08
  • Lee
    Lee

    u rent boy >:( >:(

    11/7/08
  • Lee
    Lee

    wats the matter cheez only got 5 luv:L :L :L :L :L :L :L :L :L :L :L :L :L :L :L u cuming out on friday bud??

    10/16/08
  • Lee
    Lee

    read lewis' blog its funny

    10/10/08
  • Lee
    Lee

    :( :( get urslef out pal read lewis' blog its dogger:L :L :L i cba wiv work it's wank:L :L :L :L :L

    10/10/08
  • Lee
    Lee

    now then gay boy u cuming out 2nite??

    10/10/08
  • Lee
    Lee

    cheez u rent boy:L :L :L :L :L :L :L

    10/8/08
  • Lee
    Lee

    now den cheez u aint had any comments 4 a while:O so i fort i'd send u 1 just so it doesnt look like ur a billy:L :L :L :L :L :L :L :L :L :L :L :L :L wubu2 pal out decent?, or jus drifiting life away on the old COD 4? wb rent boy :L :L :L :L

    9/30/08
  • Michael Myton
    Michael Myton

    GIVE RESPECT TO THE ALL MIGHTY COD4 FREAK CHEEZ LOL WUU2 WUBU2 UK OWS COD4 GOIN PRESTEGIED L8TLY / BIN TEAM KILLED L8TLY LOFL DAT WAS A GOOD GAME AND FUNNI LOFL LOFL LOFL WELL SCRIBLE BCK M8 CINABIT

    7/27/08
  • Lee
    Lee

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    7/25/08