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- Me, Myself, and I
i'm cheez well it not my real name but its what i'm known as.i live in york well not in york just outside york. i'm not a super duper exiting person quite the opposite all i do is sit on computer games or watching the simpsons.see i still have 800 characters and i have just described myself perfectly.Well thats enough of that i'm off back to bed to catch up on lost sleep.one more thing before i sleep HEFTY STINKS
COME ON U HULL!! |__|__|__|__|__|__|__|_____\
|__HULL FC FAN BUS!!_|_| __\
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- franz ferdinand or kaiser cheifs i like anything like that
- The greatest film ever is die hard the one in the tower block its well good. Also i like the family guy movie its the funniest film i have seen
- when i was a little boy i asked my mother what wud i b wud i be rovers wud i be hull heres wat she said to me wash your mouth out son and go get your fathers gun n shoot the rovers scum shoot the rovers scum
COME ON HULL
- Scared Of
- nothing except my mum shes well hard
- Happiest When
- sleeping or watching T.V
- The Simpsons obviously is the best but Two pints comes a close second.the only soap i watch is eastenders. the best type of programme is american animation i.e family guy, american dad and futurama there well funny
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2. Before attempting to remove stubborn stains from a garment, always
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3. Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand next to the
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5. Always poo at work. Not only will you save money on toilet paper, but
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6. Weight watchers. Avoid that devilish temptation to nibble at a chocolate
bar in the cupboard or fridge by not buying the damn thing in the first
7. Save on booze by drinking cold tea instead of whisky. The morning after,
you can create the effects of a hangover by drinking a thimble full of
washing up liquid and banging your head repeatedly on the wall.
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filling the bath with cold water, adding two bottles of bleach, then
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