1) We always wear protection.

2) Because with perfect timing we can penetrate a tight ring.

3) Once we get in you'll be hit for six

4) We look for gaps and play into them.

5) We are capable of pulling anything.

6) We're not afraid to introduce a third man if required.

7) We appreciate legs whether they be fine, short, long or even square.

If it starts to get wet we are always sure to have spare sheets and covers.

9) We can go on and on and on for many days!!!

10) We can bat on both grassy and grassless wickets.

11) We build long partnerships.

12) We believe in good helmet protection.

13) We're not afraid to spit on our fingers to get the shiny side gleaming.

14) We have remarkable stamina with all-round performance.

15) Because our weapons are often wrapped with at least one if not TWO rubber sleeves.

16) We score many times.

17) We understand the need for covers and extra covers.

1 We definitely know how to 'bang it in'.

19) We appreciate a good tail-end.

20) Cricketers know for sure that 69 for 2 is a great position to be in.

21) We know how to use our bats skillfully while on the crease.

22) We can bowl a maiden over.

23) We're a big fan of video replays.

24) We're not afraid to bring technology into the game.

25) We appreciate the importance of playing in the V.

26) We can be on top all day and still come second.

2 We don't like to be given the finger.

29) Because we know what it means to score over the covers.

Just accept it, a gentlemans sport can only be played by gentlemen...

and of course 'a full toss in the face is always an accident and will be apologised for straight away...'

<stolen from james>

I understand that scissors can beat paper,and I get how rock can beat scissors, but theres no way paper can beat rock.

Paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock, making it immobile. Why the fuck can't paper do this to scissors?
I'll tell you why because paper cant beat shit! A rock would tear that shit up in two seconds!

When i play Rock, Paper, Scrissors, I always choose rock. Then when someone claims to have beaten me with their paper, I simply punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say:"Oh i'm sorry. I thought that paper would protect you!"

How old were you?: 15
Where did you go to school?: Burnside High School
Where did you work?: Supervalue fo lyfe!!!
Where did you live?: Brookside crew
Where did you hang out? Nellys house, school
Did you wear glasses?: only when i needed too
Who were your best friends?: Nelly, Baraa, Paislor the dominator
How many tattoos did you have?: None
How many piercings did you have? None
What was your worst fear?: dont remember
Had you smoked a cigarette yet?: indeed
Had you gotten drunk or high?: yeah (Wills 16th party represent)
Had you driven yet?: haha no
Had you been to a real party?: yeah
Had your heart broken?: nah


3 YEARS AGO...
How old were you?: 17
Where did you go to school?: Burnside
Where did you work?: Monavale
Where did you live?: Brookside crew
Where did you hang out?: Baraas, Anywhere and every year
Did you wear glasses?: when i needed to
Who was your best friend?: nelly, baraa
Who was your regular-person crush?: in 7th form...haha that wood be telling
How many tattoos did you have?: None
How many piercings did you have?: None
What car did you drive?: None
What was your worst fear?: what am i going to do when i leave school
Had you smoked a cigarette yet?: Yes
Had you gotten drunk or high yet?: Yes
Had you driven yet? yes, very badly
Had you been to a real party yet?: i had a fair few under my belt
Had your heart broken?: nah
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Now...
How old are you?: 20
Where do you go to school? dont
Where do you work? E and I Engineering
Where do you live?: Brookside crew..but not for long
Where do you hang out?: haha whats hang out? work and town
How is your hair style: style whats style? saturdays the only day i do it
Do you wear glasses?: only when im using the comp
Who are your best friends?: will, rob, paisly
Who is your regular-person crush?: at the moment not really sure
How many tattoos do you have now? None
How many piercings do you have now?: None
What car do you drive?: The Mighty FX-GT
What is your worst fear now?: hurting someone at work
Have you gotten drunk or high yet?: haha weekly
Have you had your heart broken yet?: nah