History Lesson: The term shotgun refers to back in old wild west days, when a person would have to sit next to the driver of the wagon with a shotgun to protect them from highway robbers
Rules So far
1. The Shotgunner must be in clear sight of the car, and shotgun can be called regardless of wether the driver is in sight of the car
2. If you are the first to be picked up on a journey, you are automatically given shotgun, untill you violate the other shotgun laws and thus, forfeit your position, the seat is yours
3. you cannot declare shot gun if someone has previosuly declared shotgun for that journey.
4. when simultaneous shotgun is called, there is then a foot race to the passenger side door from the all the people who called
5. shotgun cannot be called whilst inside a building (unless you are in a multi storey or underground car park!)
6. shotgun cannt be called in advance, only whilst on the way to the car for the journey
7. on the call shotgun if the driver wants to mix things up a bit he can call reload, this means that all calls of shotgun before that are void and the first person to call shotgun again gets the seat... and if u plain don't like the person who called shotgun.
this is often used when there is a simultanious call and the driver is unsure of the outcome, also a shotgun can have 2 barrels so a reload can only be called once
8. ja rob rule...if hes in the car shotgun now means back left so he cant punch you every time a yellow car goes past
9. Once shotgun has been called for the front seat then back left and back right can be called, thus leaving the fifth person who is travelling in the middle (or the "bitch" seat)
10. Being as how everyone is created equal, men have the same right as women to the front seat of the car. i.e. women don't own the front seat!
11. In the instance that the normal driver of a vehicle is drunk or otherwise unable to perform their duties as driver, then he/she is automatically given Shotgun.
12. Once the journey is underway, the driver is the obvious controller of the tunes. However if they feel the road needs their full concentration, or they simply cannot be arsed any more, duty is passed to the shotgunner. however putting on crap tunes or allowing for silence when the ipod finishes a song or ANY instances of TAKE THAT will result in demotion to bitch seat.
13. Shoe Rule, anyone calling shotgun must have their shoes on, this is to stop people running outside and calling shotgun, then having to go back inside to put their shoes on, thus slowing the journey
14. Shotgun overrules Dibs, Baggsy's and and other girly calls!
15. despite the debate, shotgun can be used to shotgun things other than the front seat (eg back left, back right, women, not going to answer the door etc etc etc)
16. If travelling with a couple, one of the couple must shotgun the front.....no one wants to chauffer two of their mates whilst they are sat in the back all over each other
17. If someone has successfully called shotgun, this gives them no right whatsoever to correct the driver on their navigation skills ("take a left here you dickhead!") or driving ability ("I'd be in third gear if i was drving") if the passenger does this then they forfeit their position as shotgun holder
18. if someone says "whats shotgun?" after it has been called then they have to walk
19. If you come up to the car and you already have whos shotgun..the driver gets in and reaches over to unlock the shotgun door. if shotgun opens it before its actually unlocked..(this happens when the driver is still trying to unlock it and person pulls on handle) they have to give up there rights as shotgun. Therefore..shotgun suicide!
20. The successful shotgunner, in the front of a vehicle, assumes the responsibility for all gate opening, off licence nipping into, takeaway ordering and question asking. He/she is, in essence the co-pilot and therefore the enforcer of behaviour in the vehicle and exacter of slaps/punches/wat

As i see nobody has wrote anything about the great time we all had on liannes b day then i thought i would bore u all with this! I ce skating was mint, and even though hynes didnt come we still managed to have fun lol. i would like to tell u all that i did not fall over, but becasue of gary reeeeed, i fell as i looked at him and his looks scared me and i fell over, lets forget about the girl i skated into lol. i would like to congratulate
lianne... as she managed to not fall over! (becasue she didnt go fast) luck i say! any way! she did ok i suppose! but there were some ppl that were absolute shite! sorry michelle...
and dave! lol. that was some shockingggg skating! but fair play if u havent skated before! thats all folks! cba write more!

mi famli!
My girl = Lianne
My 2ndgirl = Lianne
My Mummii =
My Daddii =
My Daughter =
My Son =
My Twin = Hynes
My BiggSista =
My LilSista =
My BiggBruva = Worthy
My LilBruva = Gaz
My BezziiBoiiMate = many
My BezziiGalMate = tiff i suppose and sally
My GuardianAngel = Lianne
My PlayBoii = Big Gay Dave
My Gaylover = Big Gay Dave
My Sexiifootballer = gav shell
My BabiiGurl = lianne
My Idol = Quinny
My Babe =
My Drinkinfriend = HYNES!
My Pornstar Partner = Hynes (leap of faith i suppose)
My SexiiBoy = Me
My SexiiGal = Lianne
My BitOnTheSide = Lianne
My SecretAdmirer = everyone
My Stalker = i have to admit quinny stalks me
My BadBoi = quinny
My LilRudegal = tiff
My LilRudeboii = sam f
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My Hairdresser = dad
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