Name: Holly
Current Location: ealing
Eye Colour: greeny hazel
Hair Colour: brown
Piercings: ears
Left,right or both: righty
Shoe Size: 5
Height: 5, 6


Descripton: look above.
Nationality: english
Hair: long
Me: me

This or that
Red Bull or Coke: coke
Mcdonalds or burger king: burger king
Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
Adidas or Nike: adidas
Black or white: white
Notes or coins: notes
Burgers or salad: salad
Florida or France (PGL): france

Do u
Swear: yup
Sing in the shower: god yess
Believe in urself: yes
Care bout wat people say bout u: only if its a friend
want to get married: yeh
get along wid parents: sometimes

In the past months have u
Drank alcohol: yes
Ate a box of chocs 2 urself: no
Been on stage: yer
Gone skinny dipping: no
dyed ur hair: nope

M8s
Craziest: all of them mainly soph
Loudest: most of them are loud
Most shy: dont know
Blondest: alice literally
Coolest: everyone
Smartest: sairy is quite the brain box
Sensitive: Ally
Kindest: all of them
Drama Queen(s): cescie!
Pain in the ass: annelies, just joking
Funniest: sairy sophie jamie
Best 4 advice: yasmin
Cutest: anneliesy
Best 2 hav a stick-fight wiv: alice but skipping is better!
Person u known the longest: yasmin!

Last . . .
dream: skiing
Nightmare: cant remember
Cried: tuesday
Swear word: fucking
U laughed: today
CD u played: dont play cds
Song u listened 2: merrymaking at my place
U hugged: joe
wore a skirt: friday

Randoms
r u talkin on msn: nope
do u feel lonely: fairly
hav u egged someones house: nope
hav u been egged before: nope
song: song what?
who is the most good looking girl u no: all of my girlies
do u play any sport: yep
Have u been abroad: yarr

Holly is a Noogie
And she is very cool
She makes "Close friends" while swimming
And sexes them in the pool
She is my child with Oli you see
She has grandchildren, but not as many as me
She makes me giggle with her skinny arse feet
she makes me walk the long way, so we can walk together for just one street.
As she knows well, my poems are the best,
Even if we get 35% in our Maths test.
We have much fun when she comes to my house
Her name is Mus, which is Latin for Mouse.
We enjoy Kit-Kats, coke and tea
She is cool As cool as me.

WHIP - a mode/form of transport

SICK - a positive expresion which could highlight a desirable event

BRE/BRUV - a brother of the race you belong to

MAN DEM - the male homosapian

ON ROAD - varied translations e.g. sickest bre on road. meaning sickest guy around

LOCK DOWN - an event/person/thing which is considered to be under control/in good hands

BUTTERS - ugly

BUFF - good looking

TONK - Muscular/ fat people

OHHH SHITT - expression showing concurence/happyness/sadness or any other expression desired by the user.

HIT THAT - To do something

BRAPPPP - an expression showing great excitment/ mimiking the actions of the gun community

BARE - alot

THE GAME - everyday life/sport/womenising/anything e.g. your a serious guy in the game....but what is the game....bruv i am the game

BANGING - sick/good or a descpriction an attractive girl

5-0 - the police

YOU KNOW THAT - when an observation has been made and agreed upon.

GIRL DEM - a desired women

BABYLONS/RACK - two features of the female upper body located in the chest region. in context.....check dem babs

TO FEEL IT - to want to do something/ to desire someone....in context..shit, u feel that girl dem.

GAS/RAPS - extremely fast e.g dave is fucking raps, he's a gas man.

YOU BEST RECOGNISE - you better understand what i am saying.

SERIOUS CAT - man on his chirps game; a great white in the sharking game.

CHIRPS - to chat up or flirt with a desired individual.

POTENT/AGG - a descriptive word showing a strong positive feeling/fact. in context........that is absolutely potent/agg.

GASH - a female genital area

SHANK - to knife someone

BANG HIM OUT - to knock someone out

EASY - a common greeting in everyday life in london. in context.....easyyyyy now

WOOD - the male genital sex organ

SPARK - to punch some one

TAP THAT - To have sexual relations with the opposite sex.

BRUCK UP - objects being destroyed. in context.....that shit got bruck up

SKET - undesirable member of the female gender/often diseased and a carrier of viruses

CHI CHI MAN - a homosexual

CLOCKED - to have observed and/or taken note of something

PIECE - male genitalia

SKEEN/SEEN - when an observation has been understood.

LATER - a remark made after seeing something extraordinary

DOUG or DOUGGY - to imply that something is shit or a person is a looser eg, 'that breh was so doug'

CREASE - to find something amusing/to laugh

MERKED - when someone or something is destroyed. In context.......Shit that bre got merked..OR, in sexual context...That girl got merked.

MILITANT - meaning stern, difficult or hard

BATTY - word of a descriptive nature, often used in relation to someone with homosexual tendencies. In context....batty bre...OR, can be used to describe a females' rear end.

COTCH - to relax

YARD - a place of residence

BLUD - a gangster london term for mate

RINSED - an over use of a particular activity/to be mimicked to an extreme level

HOODRAT - a commonly used phrase for a male/female who roam the streets often sporting reebock workouts, hoodies and burberry caps.

BOYD - when someone has been verabally or physically defeated, either through an insult or violent behaviour.

BIG - an emphatic statement of positive approval

ARMS - to possess the power overide any desired individual

WASTEMAN - an all around loser,a sad character, a bad egg, a failure, a burden on society

TOOLED UP - carrying weapons capable of destruction

WASTEGASH - female version of wasteman

CHAPPING - Cold.Often preceeded by "bare"or "pierre"

SHOOK - scared or nervous. e.g "Man got shook" or "Girl got shook"

SECKLE-wait a second

BAIT - when something is obvious

SAFE - either a greeting (e.g. safe blud) or meaning something or someone's positive/ good (e.g. he's bare safe)

LONG - To be complex, time consuming or arduous in nature.

HOLLY - Scrape. according to Sairy.