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Penelope Binder

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  • Last active: 12/25/10
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Me, Myself, and I
ahhhh..... life..... yes, life is for the living. Spent 20 years in Essex UK followed by 21 years in Germany. When in Essex I think "ahhhh nice to be home" and when I get back I think "ahhhh nice to be home" bit weird eh! well, yes I am definitely that!!
Music
Bryan Adams, PUR, Mark Knopfler, Norah Jones.... yes very mixed, not much I don't like really
Films
You can read all my favourite films if you join me on flixster: http://www.flixster.com/servlet/invi...
Sports
no thanks
Drinks
yes please
Animals
elephants :-)

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  • Relations

    Now many many years ago when I was twenty-three
    I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be
    This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red
    My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed

    Oh I'm my own grandpa
    I'm my own granpa
    It sounds funny I know,
    But it really is so
    Oh I'm my own grandpa

    This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life
    My daughter was my mother 'cause she was my father's wife
    To complicate the matter even though it brought me joy
    I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy
    My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad
    And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad
    For if he was my uncle, then that also made him br'ther
    Of the widow's grown-up daughter who was also my stepmotherFather's wife then had a son who kept them on the run
    And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son
    My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue
    Because altho' she is my wife, she's my grandmother too

    Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild
    And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild
    For now I have become the strangest case I ever saw
    As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa

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  • Meteorological start of summer.

    Meteorologically today is the start of summer.

    It is 9°C at 1 pm, it is raining, I am sitting in my office wearing a thick woolly jumper and I am freezing!!!!!

    0 Comments 373 weeks

  • Biting Bugs!!

    .... so there I was cleaning out my ant farm (have to every now and then as they bring their dead and waste stuff to the surface and expect it to be cleaned away for them - a bit like men then when I come to think of it) and one of the little b******s escaped!!! Didn't see it go unfortunately which was a bit of a nuisance. Well the precious little mite obviously thought that I tasted better than what he'd been eating the last week and had a nip here and snack there.

    Ever been bitten by a wood ant? I wouldn't recomment it!!

    0 Comments 375 weeks

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  • Spider-Man 3
    3.0 Stars
    "don't take my rating too seriously, I'm not a fan of comic-heroes.

    My son loves this."
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    "This film is deep.

    Having said that, I can't find any words to improve the reviews of so many othe...
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    How well do I know Penelope!!!! I don't think I ever have or ever will; after all, I am her father!!!!

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