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Penelope Binder
- Female, 48
- from Zollhaus
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- Last active: 12/25/10
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- Me, Myself, and I
- ahhhh..... life..... yes, life is for the living. Spent 20 years in Essex UK followed by 21 years in Germany. When in Essex I think "ahhhh nice to be home" and when I get back I think "ahhhh nice to be home" bit weird eh! well, yes I am definitely that!!
- Music
- Bryan Adams, PUR, Mark Knopfler, Norah Jones.... yes very mixed, not much I don't like really
- Films
- You can read all my favourite films if you join me on flixster: http://www.flixster.com/servlet/invi...
- Sports
- no thanks
- Drinks
- yes please
- Animals
- elephants :-)
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Relations
Now many many years ago when I was twenty-three
I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed
Oh I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own granpa
It sounds funny I know,
But it really is so
Oh I'm my own grandpa
This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life
My daughter was my mother 'cause she was my father's wife
To complicate the matter even though it brought me joy
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy
My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad
For if he was my uncle, then that also made him br'ther
Of the widow's grown-up daughter who was also my stepmotherFather's wife then had a son who kept them on the run
And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son
My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue
Because altho' she is my wife, she's my grandmother too
Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild
And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild
For now I have become the strangest case I ever saw
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa
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Meteorological start of summer.
Meteorologically today is the start of summer.
It is 9°C at 1 pm, it is raining, I am sitting in my office wearing a thick woolly jumper and I am freezing!!!!!0 Comments 373 weeks
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Biting Bugs!!
.... so there I was cleaning out my ant farm (have to every now and then as they bring their dead and waste stuff to the surface and expect it to be cleaned away for them - a bit like men then when I come to think of it) and one of the little b******s escaped!!! Didn't see it go unfortunately which was a bit of a nuisance. Well the precious little mite obviously thought that I tasted better than what he'd been eating the last week and had a nip here and snack there.
Ever been bitten by a wood ant? I wouldn't recomment it!!0 Comments 375 weeks
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How well do I know Penelope!!!! I don't think I ever have or ever will; after all, I am her father!!!!