Things To Do In An Elevator

1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3. Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

5. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8. Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.

11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exit with the passengers.

12. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

15. Swat at flies that don't exist.

16. Tell people that you can see their aura.

17. Call out, "Group hug!" then enforce it.

18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25. Grinning, stare at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."

26. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."

27. Offer name tags to all the other passengers. Wear yours upside down.

28. When the elevator reaches a floor, pretend you're struggling to open the door. And when it opens, by itself, play embarrassed.

29. Murmur, "Have to pee, have to pee", then say "Oooppps!"

30. Scream out Geronimo every time the door opens.

31. When everything is quiet, ask "Who's cell phone is that?"

1]go out with me?
2]give me your numberh?
3]kiss me?
4]let me kiss you?
5]watch a movie with me?
6]let me take you out to dinner?
7]take a shower with me?
8]be my bf/gf?
9]have a fling with me?
10]take me home for the night?
11]Would you let me sleep in your bed?
12]re-post this for me to answer your questions?
13]have a relationship with me?
14]Dance with me?
15]Spank that ass?
16]kiss me to death?
17]Let me fuk you?
18]Stick up for me if i was being put down?
19]Carress my body?
20]Play strip poker with me?
21]Say yes if i asked you out?
22]Get wasted with me?
23]Greet me in public?
24]Hang out with me?
25]Bring me around your friends?

Those Lil Questions .?
1. Is that your natural hair colour? MOSTLYEAHH BUT HAD HiGHLiTES
2. Where was your default pic taken? AT HOME
3. What's your middle name? SUZANNE
4. Your current relationship status? SiNGLE
5. Honestly, does your crush like you back? NO DOUBT iT
6. What is your current mood?...UMM HUNGRY N TiRED
7. What colour underwear are you wearing? BLACK N PiNK
8. What makes you happy? WiV MATES N PLAYiN FOOTiE WEN WE WiNNiNG.
9. Are you musically inclined? UMM DONT THiNK SO :S
10. If you could go back and change something what wd it b ? A LOT OF THiNGS BUT NOT GNA GO iNTO THEM !!
11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day what would you be? FUK NOS
12. Ever had a near death experience? NO
13. Who did you copy and paste this from? KENZiE
14. Name someone with the same b-day as you? NO1.. iM 1 OF A KiND
15. When was the last time you cried? ii DUNOO ii DONT WRiiTE iiT DOWN.. PROBLii BOWT MY KNEE OR SUMiiN lol
16. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience? NOOO CANT SiNG
17. What's the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE sex? WEVA THEY BUFF OR NOT.. PROBLY THEIR HAIR 1ST
18. What do you usually order from Starbucks? FRAPPACHiNO BUT HARDLY EVER GO
19. Whats your biggest secret? Y WUD I SAY Mi BiGGEST SECRET ON THiS
20. What's your favorite color? BABY PiNK, BABY BLU, LiLAC
21. When was the last time you lied? UMM CANT MEMBA BUT PROBLY RECENTLY
22. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows? iF iM BORED N GT NUFiN BETTER 2 DO
23. Do you have braces? NOOOOO
24. What are you eating or drinking atm? NUFiN
25. Do you speak any other language? UMM ENGLiSH N ENGLiSH LOL
26. What's your favorite smell? PERFUME, PETROL LOL