WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.

Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.

Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.

And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.


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WOMEN'S REVENGE

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.

"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."


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UNDERSTANDING WOMEN

(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)

I know I'm not going to understand women.

I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,

pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root

and still be afraid of a spider.


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MARRIAGE SEMINAR

While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor:

"It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes."

He addressed the man,"Can you name your wife's favorite flower?"

Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?"


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CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.

The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.

He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.

She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?"

He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store

to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco

and some rolling papers 'cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.

So, I figure if I have to roll my own ......... so does she."

(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)


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WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles not saying a word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument and

neither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs

the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"

"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."


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WORDS

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...

30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men..."

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"


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CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."

"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.

God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;

God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you."


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WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

Wife replies, "No, you should d

Answer all below

Full Name:
2. Nicknames:
3. Birthday:
4. Place of Birth:
5. Zodiac Sign:
6. Male or female:
7. School Year:
8. School:
9. Occupation:
10. Residence:
11.Sreen Name:
12. Hair Colour
13. Hair Length:
14. Eye colour:
15. Weight:
16. Height:
17. Braces:
18. Glasses:
19. Piercings:
20. Tattoos:
21. Righty or Lefty:

Your.....

22. First best friend:
23. First Award:
24. First Sport You Joined:
25. First pet:
26. First Real Holiday:
27. First Concert:
28. First Love:

Favourites.....

29. Movie:
30. TV programme:
31. Colour:
32. Rapper:
33. Band:

35. Friend:
36. Sweet:
37. Sport to Play:
38. Restaurant:
39. Favourite brand of clothing:
40. Store:
41. School Subject:
42. Animal:
43. Book:
44. Magazine:
45. Runners:

Currently:

46. Feeling:
47. Single or Taken:
48. Have a crush:
49. Eating:
50. Drinking:
51. Typing:
52. Online:
53. Listening To:
54. Thinking about:
55. Wanting To:
56. Watching:
57. Wearing:

Your Future.....

58. Want Kids?
59. Want to be married?
60. Careers in Mind?
61. Where do you want to live?
62. Car?:

Which is Better With The Opposite Sex.....

63. Hair colour:
64. Hair length:
65. Eye colour:
66. Measureents:
67. Cute or Sexy:
68. Lips or Eyes:
69. Hugs or Kisses:
70. Short or Tall:
71. Easygoing or serious:
72. Romantic or Spontaneous:
73. Fatty or Skinny:
74. Sensitive or Loud:
75. Hook-up or Relationship:
76. Sweet or Caring:
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One:

Have you ever.....

78. Kissed a Stranger:
79. Had Alcohol:
80. Smoked::
81. Ran Away From Home:
82. Broken a bone:
83. Got an x-ray:
84. Been with someone
85. Broken Someone’s Heart:
86. Broke Up With Someone:
87. Cried When Someone Died:
88. Cried At School:

Do You Believe In.....

89. God:
90. Miricles:
91. Love At First sight:
92. Ghosts:
93. Aliens:
95. Heaven:
96. Hell:
97. Angels:
98. Kissing on The First Date:
99. Horoscopes:

Answer Truthfully:

100.. do u want som1 u know u cant have?

01] I _____ Amy
02] Amy is _____.
03] If I were alone in a room with Amy, I would _____.
04] I think Amy should _____.
05] Amy needs _____.
06] I want to _____ Amy
07] Someday Amy will _____.
09] Without Amy _____.
10] My memories of Amy are _____.
11] Amy can be _____.
12] The worst thing about Amy is _____.
13] The best thing about Any is _____.
14] I am _____ with Amy
15] One thing i would like to know about Amy is _____.
16] Amy should go and _____.
17] Amy _____ me.