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Matt Cardiff
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Male, 25,
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- from Alcester
- I am Single
- Profile views: 1,445
- Last active: Jan 26
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- Mattey Luvs Cookiesss!!
- Me, Myself, and I
- I live in alcester/lemington little town basically, i went to stratford college now i go to essex university. I like playing pool, parties and drinking! (not on my own obviously, b4 i sound like sum old man with a drink problem! lol!) They say that the way to a womens heart is through laughter, well id best give up now lol! Im now University of Essex doing law and I got 3 A's at A LEVEL! I KNOW! lol little old me being clever lol! i know im big headed but i dont like to go against popular opinion! hehe (im saying i have a big willi if ur wundering o cum on i fought it was funny! hehe) and im working as a tele phone sales agent lol which is a laugh a minute realli :S i hate 50 cent and g unit they can't rap and shuld retire now. As the advert says theres sum cigerettes that all smokers wuld like to cut out mine wuld just have to be psycotic women and there friends but then agen i have more fun this way hehe!! bubie XXX
- Music
- The game, ghost unit, tupac, nwa, marvin gaye, james brown, eminem's old stuff, kanye west, blackwall street, nas, ice cube, eazy-e, and john legend!
- Films
- blade1-3 (even though 3 was poo), dusk till dawn (cos of the vampire stripper, u deffiantly wouldn't kick her out of bed!), fight club, pulp fiction, kill bill 1-2, snatch, lock stock! best movies eva!
- Sports
- pool, snooker, football, swimming
- Scared Of
- well women kinda scare me when there on or in a mood lol and spiders and womenspiders lol
- Happiest When
- mmm well lol sleeping, partying, tlking, and other fings lol
- Comedians
- Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, Dylan Moran, Ed Bryne, Al Murry, Jimmy Carr
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- Eminem (with his old stuff)
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- Ricky Gervais
- Steve Merchant
- Lee Evens
- Dylan Moran
- Al Murry (pub landlord)
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Old Wives Tales
1) Dont shout at your mum otherwise a hen will come and lay and egg in ur tummy!!
2) Always do up your zip otherwise a seagul will come and have it off!!
3) If you dream of eating ham then you will lose something that means a lot to you.
4) Seeing an ambulance is very unlucky unless you pinch your nose or hold your breath until you see a black or a brown dog.
Touch your toes
Touch your nose
Never go in one of those
Until you see a dog.
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Banter8/3/08Do I Now Yu ??
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Bethan Jane4/20/08who said im goin to vouch for you eeyyy :p we all know you swing that way aww ur sweet. and i quote 'a good boy' ...pfft lies! xxxx
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Bethan Jane4/20/08btw why do you have such a girly skin? i always knew there was somethin bout you
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Bethan Jane4/20/08well i have felt rather neglected lately.. :p im not bad hun, feeling so much better now you started dishin out the compliments xxxxx
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Bethan Jane
what you mean its not a gd enough reason to comment me? any reason should be gd enough =p xxx
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Kerry Speller11/19/07Mattttttt =] xXx
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Clare11/12/07lmao. hello matty. =P do u remember me?! x
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Kerry Speller8/11/07Heeeeey matty mooo! x I miss tlkin to you!
Where hav u been my whole lifeee?! xxXxx
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you got mail hun lol. Lovee youu x
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Kerry Speller 1 ReplyMiss ya ltss xxx
Haha Howpe That Youu Like Yoor Drawin Youu Muffin Mann Lmao.
' Luc 0 RepliesMattttt Lovess Muffinns!!
Haha.. Jus Thorttt I Wudd Draww Yah This Lol.. Howpee Youu Like It Hehe! Love Luc!! xxx
' Luc 1 Reply