1. Whats your name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Would you fuck me?
7. Describe me in three words?
8. If you had me alone for 30 minutes what would you do?
9. What was your first imprssion of me?
10. Do you still think the same?
11. What reminds you of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do you know me?
14. What do you like best about me?
15. Have you ever wanted to tell me something you couldn't?
16. Could/would you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why you chose it?
18. Will you put this on your blog and see what i think of you?
19. Anything more you want to say?

1. Full Name: Martin John Drury
2. Nicknames: Nipples, Wanker Usual Stuff lol
3. Birthday: 29th January 1988
4. Place of Birth: Heatherwood Hospital
5. Zodiac Sign: Aquarious
6. Male or female: Male
7. School Year: At College
8. School: Used To Go To Ep School
9. Occupation: Apprentice Electrician
10. Residence: Bracknell
11.Sreen Name: Fuck Knows Aint Been On There In So Long Msn Is Fucked!
12.Hair Colour: Brown
13. Hair Length: Short
14. Eye colour: Green
15. Weight: Fuck Knows But Even If I Did Why Should I Tell You
16. Height: 5'9
17. Braces: No
18. Glasses: No
19. Piercings: Left Ear Although Never Wear Earings Anymore
20. Tattoos: Not Yet Don't Get The Time
21. Righty or Lefty: Righty!

Your.....

22. First best friend: Scott
23. First Award: Dont Know Really
24. First Sport You Joined: Is That For A Team Or Just Played?
25. First pet: Goldfish How Boring Are They
26. First Real Vacation: France Donkeys Years Ago And It Was Crap, First Decent Holiday Was Magaluf With A Load Of My Mates
27. First concert: Not Been To A Concert
28. First Love: ??

Favourites.....

29. Movie: Dunno
30. TV programme: Simpsons
31. Colour: Blue
32. Rapper:
33. Band:
35. Friend: All Of Them
36. Sweet: Maltesers
37. Sport to Play: Football
38. Restaurant: Fuck Knows
39. Favourite brand of clothing: I'll Wear Anything I Think Looks Good
40. Store: Anywhere Where Theres Beer And Fags
41. School Subject: Not In School
42. Animal: Wolf
43. Book: I Can't Read...Erm Nah Don't Know Don't Read Books
44. Magazine: Zoo/Nuts
45. Shoes: Anything Thats A Good Fit And Suits Me

Currently:

46. Feeling: Horny, Tired, Wanting A Fag And A Beer...Bit Of Everything Really
47. Single or Taken: Single
48. Have a crush: Erm Well You Could Say That
49. Eating: Not Eating Just Drinking A Cup Of Tea
50. Drinking: Lol As Above
51. Typing: This Crap How Long Does It Go On For
52. Online: Well Yeah Otherwise I Wouldn't Be Posting This On The Internet
53. Listening To: Goo Goo Dolls- Iris
54. Thinking about: Going Down The Pub
55. Wanting To: Have A Load Of Money
56. Watching: Nothing Other Than This Screen
57. Wearing: Jeans T-Shirt And Top

Your Future.....

58. Want Kids? Two A Girl And A Boy
59. Want to be married? Yeah
60. Careers in Mind? I Want To Have My Own Business
61. Where do you want to live? Well Preferably In A Nice House

Which is Better With The Opposite Sex.....

63. Hair colour: It's Hard Different Colour For Different Girls
64. Hair length: Long But Not To Long Past The Shoulders
65. Eye colour: Whatever As Long As They Look Beautiful
66. Measureents: Haha Does That Matter
67. Cute or Sexy: Well Why Not Both
68. Lips or Eyes: Eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: Both
70. Short or Tall: Short
71. Easygoing or serious: Both Can't Be To Laid Back...If Your Not Happy With Me Punish Me Haha
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Both
73. Fatty or Skinny: Doesn't Matter
74. Sensitive or Loud: Like A Sensitive Girl But Not A Shy One So Both
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship
76. Sweet or Caring: Both
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Somewhere In The Middle???

Have you ever.....

78. Kissed a Stranger: Yeah
79. Had Alcohol: Erm Ofcourse
80. Smoked:: Yeah Unfortunately I Smoke
81. Ran Away From Home: No Why Run Away From A Perfectly Warm House That Has A Bed And Food
82. Broken a bone: No
83. Got an X-ray: No
84. Been with someone: Yes
85. Broken Someone’s Heart: Not That I Know Of
86. Broke Up With Someone: No
87. Cried When Someone Died: Never Had To Experience Anyone Dying Thank God
88. Cried At School: Probably

Do You Believe In.....

89. God: No
90. Miricles: Yeah
91. Love At First sight: Yeah But Hard To Come By
92. Ghosts: Yeah
93. Aliens: Yeah We Can't Be Alone
95. Heaven: Don't Know About Heaven But There's Got To Be Something When You Die That Can't Just Be It
96. Hell: Yeah Lol
97. Angels: Yeah Don't Ask Me Why
98. Kissing on The Fi

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees
this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the
little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350
pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right
testicle, Turner Brown." The white man faints and falls to the
floor. The big guy kneels down >and brings him to, shaking him. The
big guy says, "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little
guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big dude says, "I
saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to
the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350
pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds,
my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown." The
small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said,
"Turn around"!