Okay so a guy is
near the
end of his
senior
year in high school.
Unfortunately,
he still has to share a room with his
younger
brother who is only 9
years
old.



One night, he decides to bring his
girlfriend home
for a little fun.
They
have bunk beds and the guy notices that
his little
brother is already
asleep
on the lower bunk, so he and his
girlfriend climb
up
to the top bunk.



As you
might expect things start to heat up.
The guy remembers that his little brother
is
sleeping below so he tells
his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants
it
harder and "tomato" if
she
wants a new position.















Lettuce!!!















Tomato!!!















Lettuce!!!















Tomato!!!















Lettuce!!!















Tomato!!!










She screams.















Lettuce!!!














Tomato!!!









Whoa!!!










PULL IT OUT!!!










PULL IT OUT NOW!!!










I can't get pregnant!







Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey,
would you
guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting
mayonnaise
all over my
face!*!*!*!*!




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[Verse 1:]
(Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay)
Class In Session When I Talk Then Listen But U Know How It Go Real Niggas Pay Attention Aint Talkin Money We Speakin A Different Language The Hatin Niggas Gonna Be The Translators They Move To Slow When I Think To Quick Thats Why I Flash Like Gordon Im Light Years Ahead Of U Niggas Thats Why I Forgot More Than You Learned Its My Spot Now U Better Wait Your Turn And That Yayo Shit Is Irrelavent You Cant Hide The Fact That Im Intellegant Street Smart With The Little Book Sets A Young Nigga With Alot Of Common Sense They Say Im Shallow But I Think So Deep (How Deep)Deep As The Abys So When You Get A Minuet Take A Look At My Wrists Wassup

[Chorus:]
Hypnotized You Are Hypnotized [x4]
Now I Command You Niggas To Get Money [x4]

[Verse 2:]
Rock Ice Yeah Nigga Live Life Cant Explain The Feeling When Im Riddin In The Chevy Im On Top Of The World Just Gives Me The Chills Yet Im Big On Wheels A Thousand There With The Dreams In Mills Then Grands At The Mall Just For Thrills Shit I Get It Right Back Nigga Thats For Real Its All In The Game Free Throws And Fouls Half A Mill In The Bassment Got Damn Im Flavored I Want It All No Matter The Cost Fuck The Consequences Aint Nothin To A Boss Made Alot Out Of A Little Something Out Of Nothing Im So Proud Of Me Put The Streets On Top Where Their Supposed To Be The Sky Is The Limit Thats What Jeezy Said And The Limmit Is The Sky Lets Slice That Pie

[Chorus]

Hypnotized You Are Hypnotized [x4]
Now I I Command U Niggas To Get Money [x4]
Hypnotized You Are Hypnotized [x4]
Now I Command You Niggas To Get Money [x4]
Hypnotized You Are Hypnotized You Are Hypnotized [x4]

(feat. Keyshia Cole)

This One For The Hood Right Here
Song Dedicated Anybody Out There That Got Some Dreams
Dont Give Up On Ur Dreams Real Talk
Ready Kids, Let's Go

Dreamin

Born September 28
My Life Far From Great
No Food On The Table
So We Far From Steak
But Im So Close To Jail
It Feels Like Im So Close To Hell
Momz Smoking Rocks
Same Shit Im Selling
So Whos Wrong
Her Or Me
She Addicted To The High
Im Addicted To The Cash
I Almost Put My Hands On Her
When I Caught Her In My Stash
How Could I Do Her Like That
Lord Knows Im Wrong
Why Would I Do Her Like That
Lord Know She Strong
I Kno Its Been Hard
But We Made It Baby
10 Years Clean
So She's Still My Lady
I Must Be Dreamin

[Chorus]

One Thing About It
I Got Love 4 U Hommie
Two Things About It
I'll Take A Slug For U Hommie
Look At U Now
Your A Buisness Man
Im Proud Of U Dog
Handle Your Bizzness Man
U Like Tha Brother
I Never Ever Had
U Try Your Best
And I Still Get Mad
We Risked It All Together
Been Through It All Together
Caught Cases And We Still Together
Headed Og
I Sleep While U Drive
Me And My Dog
Yea We Chippin On Fire
Remember Back When We
Shared Our Clothes
Look At Us Now Nigga
We Sell Out Shows

[Chorus]

I Was Young And Dumb
Wit A Pocket Full Of Cash
Posted On Tha Block
Wit A Pocket Full Of Glass
Full Speed
Still Runnin From My Past
But Its Starting To Catch Up
Yea Its Gaing On My Ass
There's Two Types Of Niggas
Preditor And Prey
Im A Preditor
I Pray 3 Times A Day
Mat Lue Once Said
One Day U'll Have Kids
And How U Gon Explain
All That Stuff U Did
Im A Soul Suvior
Far From Crook
She Always Said
I Was A Lot Smater Than I Look
So I Took My Dreams
And Made It Some Thosounds
And Took My Life And Made It An Album