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Jessica W
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Female, 24,
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- Last active: 8/6/09
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R.I.P Ellaline - the girl born smilingxxx
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The solitaire loser!!!
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WHY ITS BETTER TO BE A GIRL
Men will never appreciate chocolate like we appreciate chocolate.
When we buy a vibrator its glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll its pathetic!
Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks WE'RE gay.
We know the truth about whether size matters.
We can use M.A.C or other cosemetic goodies to help us out when we wake up looking like a toss in the morning.
Condoms make no significant difference in our enjoyment of sex.
Free drinks, free dinners, free movies (you get the point?).
We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
We dont have to fart to amuse ourselves.
We NEVER have to wonder if his orgasm was real.
There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
We got off the Titanic first. Maybe another ship will sink in the future and... women will get off first.
We understand the true value of money (more shoes and lipstick).
If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
We have an excuse to be a total bitch at least once a month.
Drinking cocktails is strictly for girls.
We always get a ring when we get engaged or married (which we can sell if it goes sour).
Girls are much better dancers! Sorry, but we just are.
New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
If we sleep with someone and dont call them the next day, we're not the devil.
We can sit cross-legged without looking gay!
We can wear pink without compromising our sexuality.
We NEVER have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
We dont look like a frog in a blender when we dance.
Taxis stop for us.
If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
We'll never regret piercing our ears.
And finally... we're NOT men!1 Comment 358 weeks
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Plz do this!!
1.Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. wud u ever wnt to kill me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11.. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19.Anything 2 say b4 u go?
4 Comments 366 weeks
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Danielle Gomez11/20/10I just scored $736 in four days spending time online! All thanks to - http://goo.gl/YeTNW trust me, you will be happy
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Olly Beecroft8/27/07
lol im always nice i dont kno what ur talking about! we got up to loads went out on the boat, go karting, and mainly clubbin lol yeah i dont know what ur chatting about an underground club where was that! oh and we went on a party boat where tom drunk too much beer and then tripped over and fell flat out on his face which i cudnt stop laughing at! did u make a fool of urself many times in newquay? lol im boreeed mite go 4 a swim x
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Olly Beecroft8/27/07
wow thats the second time uve been nice now.. lol WATTS up with u!! switzerland is sickly goood im still here tho.. lol come back thursday so i say get pissed thursday night! i kno ud agree coz of ur addiction! how was newquay?? i heard u stitched 1 nite there.. lol oh x FOUND A JOB YET???
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Catharine Wilson8/21/07hey hun hows it goin fancy c'nu lot dwn twn how random was that lol wb xxx
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Olly Beecroft8/10/07
JESSICAAAA.. u pisshead!! are u in trouble with mummy today??? lol just a lil bit late home! im bored coz tom says i have to wait half an hour so he can sleep more b4 we go down beach lol x
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X-♥-X_*ellaline *_x-♥-x7/25/07hellllooooooooooooooo hun
aqwwww i ad so much fun yes thankoo so much 4 the flowers it was a blast1!!! thnksd 4 cming to support me xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxlov ya xxxxxx
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Rosie6/12/07yep thats kl kl!!! missing you too of corse!!! okay well see you tomoz at 4 15 lol!!! btw check a couple of the pics up from ellalines bday party!!! .x.
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X-♥-X_*ellaline *_x-♥-x6/5/07
hhey hun holiday was fab thankoo
im ok thanks nd u? lv ya xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Rosie5/11/07
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhh get the beach wat the fok my dear?? do u mean bus or was that coinsidental!?? ( ahh long word jessica please be proud for m? [beacuse nobody else will be lol] im deprived) thanks lol!! have a gd weekend jess xxxxxxxxx .x. dont be too naughty btw i would lurvvvv 4 u to bring me home lets pump up the volume gota go otu nowwww mwa
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X-♥-X_*ellaline *_x-♥-x5/11/07
awwwwwwwwwww fankoo hunni
lov ya xxxx
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Rosie5/9/07
omg jess itssoo not funny it only ever happens wen u drive past looks lik i nver et picked up lol!!1 ehe well... no its kl but my um thought i was stayin at skol 4 rehearsal and i txt her saying pick me uo 4rm the bus stop then plz and she txt bk saying okay will pick u up!!!! wat an ************ hmmmm >
anyway how r u feel lik i ahvent seen u in soo long its awful i miss u both and ur sexy lil pimped up car madame!! hehe u love it-- anyway cu round im sure lots or lurvvv .x.
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Claudia Watts4/22/07happy birthday schmookums.....you smell
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Rosie4/21/07
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhh 18!!!!!! you love it lol hope its fabo-- bta ur sooooooo hard to buy for god!!! xxxxxxxxxx .x.
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X-♥-X_*ellaline *_x-♥-x4/17/07
immm goood thnko hunn u? ummm been to london a few times to c billy elliot n sound of music n shopi9n lol u? c u sooon xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx♥
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Rosie4/14/07
go 4 it i did so u can to!!! hehe OMG 18!!!!!!!!!! big 1!! yer yer yer having a big party- -going out in style??? see you soon .x.
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Rosie4/13/07
ahhhhhhhh jessica!! its almost ur bday---- ye ye ye ye! lol you been having a gd easter omg im gna miss u soo much how will i ever cope? oh well lol........ im joking anyway hope ur all okay and u been having a gd eatser and stuf! lots of love .x.
JESSICA!
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