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Will Why
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Male, 25,
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- from Goregormley
- I am Married
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- Member since: May 2005
- Last active: 4/26/10
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- Tagline
- Destroy all opposition...
- Me, Myself, and I
- A Brief Introduction of Your Captor:
Willie is bad most of the time, the times willie is not bad is when he is sleeping. When it is the winter, willie goes into black metal hibernation mode. Striking fear in the hearts of the innocent, willie rules his land with an iron fist, and has smited even the gods themselves when they tried to get in his way. He likes beer, fegs and money for more beer and fegs lol. He plays musical instruments in his spare time, and used to be in a black metal band until the money depleted and he couldn't afford it, also willie joined a tasty local death metal band (zombified - www.myspace.com/zombiefodder ) with his good friends and no financial restrictions, which has now become a tasty ball of tightness which will soon be an unstoppable, ultra-violent, death metal force within the irish metal scene
- What Willie would listen to
- I like thrash metal (Slayer, Exodus, Death Angel, Destruction, Sodom, Megadeth, Kreator, Demolition Hammer, EvilDead, Municipal Waste), if it wasn't for that i wouldn't be in to the shit i am now, and is still my favourite, also dorty ould death metal (Bloodbath, Cannibal Corpse, Death, Obituary, Carcass, Decapitated, Necrophagist, Nile, Unleashed), and always have loved my black/folk metal too which is pure epic to the balls like (Windir, Enslaved, 1349, Satyricon, Immortal, Waylander, Gorgoroth, Dark Lunacy, Dragonlord, Vreid, Menhir, Falkenbach, Dimmu Borgir, Behemoth, Emperor, Zyklon, Darkthrone), im not saying any more, fuck ye...
- What Willie would watch
- Jesus Christ Superstar, zombie films, gore gore and more lol, any cult film is worth a go, but you cannot beat full blown in your face violence, with no intent of ever calming
- Does he play sports?
- I eat peoples souls on Wednesdays as it is my day off work. Otherwise the only thing i play is guitar and bass...and i can play 24 cearlsborg too
- Of course he drinks....
- I don't drink, i'm a hardcore christian...I eat bibles like biscuits
- Happiest When
- Playing my goretar, Bludgenoning Badgers with ash trays, Stroking my chin stubble, Fighting Ducks, Boozing, Eating biscuits, Farting, Smoking and also tyring to fart smoke
- Hates
- Queues, no matter where they are. Mankind. Knives and Forks (why cant we just eat with our hands?) Being bored like i am now. When people win deal or no deal. Wasps and things that fly in general, i don't trust them. Vegetables, meat is good food. Waking up to realise i have to go to work, millies, moomins(practically the same thing as millies), when people are telling the truth on the jeremy kyle lie detector tests, and that is all for now....but trust me, i hate a lot more things
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Criticism of the willbert...By God and Jesus
I think willie is just a big willie all the day every day and when he wants to be he can be smart but he never wants to use his smarts until he has to because he says he like toast too much, but i know that is a lie cos he really likes biscuits more. Sometimes i see him on a unicycle going to the shops and he waves at me with his middle finger, and i'm like, "why did he do that now?", then i realised he has despised the church from a small age as he says they're nazis, and he doesn't like nazis either cos they actually are nazis...
Also, there was this one time that i seen willie in the bar and he was dancing like a penguin on XTC, and i waved at him, and he spat in my face like a camel, and said Odin was on his side, and that i couldn't do shit!! It turned out to be true cos 2 ravens pecked out my eyes and it hurt for a while, but it was ok cos daddy give me new ones, he said he had some spare, but he couldn't help me when the wolves ate my legs off, now i look like a war veteran and im not, cos i'm jesus. I used to like willie, but when i realised he was such a dick, i dont wanna talk to him any more. My daddy says im not allowed to play with him any more cos he is a bad egg....you should take mine and daddy's advice, or you will get dismembered by ravens and wolves.
WILLIE IS A BAD EGG......2 Comments 220 weeks
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I'M STARTING A ZOO!!!!!!
I'M GONNA MAKE A ZOO FOR PEOPLE WHICH IS SITUATED IN THE JUNGLES OF BORNEOOOOOOHBABAY!
THIS ZOO WILL HAVE PEOPLE FROM ALL AROUND THE WORLD, DIFFERENT "SPECIES" OF PEOPLE FROM DIFFERENT COUNTRIES, AND THEY WILL ALL BE KEPT IN THEIR OWN SEPARATE ENCLOSURES, APART FROM CIVIL WAR COUNTRIES WHICH WILL BE SEGREGATED FOR THE OBVIOUS REASON THAT THEY ARE ALL FUCKING BALLBAGS ANYWAY.
I'M GONNA KIDNAP PEOLE AND STICK THEM IN THESE CAGES AND THEN ONCE A YEAR FOR ONE DAY ONLY, BROADCAST ONLY ON JAPANESE TV, I WILL LET ALL THE PEOPLE LOOSE INTO A BIG FIELD, AND THEN SET A TIGER INTO THE FIELD USING A TIGER MOVING DEVICE (A CRANE), AND THE TIGER WILL MAUL SOME PEOPLE TO JAPANS EXTREME JOY!!!
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APPLY OR A JOB IN MY ZOO BY MAILING ME AT ONCE!
I WILL GET YOU AN APP FORM SENT FROM MY SWEATSHOP THAT I OWN COS I CAN.....0 Comments 265 weeks
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Baaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaax!
Manslice!
Eeeeeeyyyyyyyeeeooo!0 Comments 297 weeks
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Sharky11/17/09And the Lord said unto john "Come fourth and receive enternal life" But john came fifth and won a toaster
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10/30/09
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10/30/09
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Sharky10/30/09Im stuck in a shitty room full of brain dead spides doing a pointless fucking job finding ballix... Im going to go postel all up in here Yeahhhhhh Boy.. Here what are you doing the mara as the Black Box is doing a Misfits trbuite thing with half naked ladys dancing... You know how I love the half naked ladys... Down side 15quid in
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10/29/09
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Metal Bitch10/29/09whens wee willy willie comin to the uk next?
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10/26/09
Kay
i had sucha laugh lookin at the pix lol i love nites like that! things r really good at the min jst enjoyin life 4 a bit lol wat u at 4 halloween?xx
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10/26/09
Adrien Of The Forest
Thankyou Will-y! I stole your photos for facebook! lol Ahhhhhhhhh! (in a happy excited way) Try and get up the ones of last night!
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10/21/09
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"There that wasn't so hard was it??" he said as he walked off into the sunset, ready for a new day with new lazy people troubles to fix...
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